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Ancient Mariner
Jan 14, 2015

by Lowtax
If most of you guys are like me, when you're wearing pants your dick usually finds a comfortable home in just one pant leg. That's its safe space, a place of resting when not in use. But today I'm doing something different, I'm forcing it to be in my left pant leg.

So far, it's weird and I don't like it. My dick is not ambilegged. But I will persevere.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Mine isn't big enough for a preference. It just bunches up in the middle on top of my scrote.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i carry my dick over my left shoulder. i think it'd get in the way on the other side, because im right handed

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
I just wrap mine around my waist like a belt. You mean everyone doesn't do this?

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Mine isn't big enough for a preference. It just bunches up in the middle on top of my scrote.

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014
I hide mine up my butt.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

gggiiimmmppp posted:

i carry my dick over my left shoulder. i think it'd get in the way on the other side, because im right handed

same 'cause it was getting scuffed up from dragging along the ground

:gizz:

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
most of the time i tuck mine in my right sock but when im feeling sassy that day i go with the left

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
just perfected tucking it up into my abdomen. but i guess i could do this with my balls.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
lol my dick is huge and/or small

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
right leg best leg

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
i almost popped a stiffy at the tailor when she started measuring in that area.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
robocop leg holster

Ancient Mariner
Jan 14, 2015

by Lowtax

PromethiumX posted:

most of the time i tuck mine in my right sock but when im feeling sassy that day i go with the left

Please stop wearing thigh highs, they're gross

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Back To 99 posted:

I hide mine up my butt.

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