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NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
So if you are going on a second date with a woman on valentines what should you do? It is way too early to do valentines stuff, but you both know it is valentines day.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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butt gently caress her

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

ihop probably

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
well you hosed up pretty hard on this one op

may as well resign yourself to buying a ring cuz thats what shes expecting

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Waltzing Along posted:

butt gently caress her

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

or go to mcdonalds and hope youre both chosen to perform random acts of lovin' on each other and the cashier to get your greaseball burgers

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Yeah it's only your second date but whatever you guys decide to do make sure you bring her flowers and be like "yeah I know this is just our second date, but nobody should be without flowers on V-day". Youre welcome.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
go to Dennys.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Full Metal Jackass posted:

Yeah it's only your second date but whatever you guys decide to do make sure you bring her flowers and be like "yeah I know this is just our second date, but nobody should be without flowers on V-day". Youre welcome.

virgoon spotted

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Waltzing Along posted:

virgoon spotted

Waltzing how could you say such things???

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Full Metal Jackass posted:

Yeah it's only your second date but whatever you guys decide to do make sure you bring her flowers and be like "yeah I know this is just our second date, but nobody should be without flowers on V-day". Youre welcome.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

Waltzing Along posted:

butt gently caress her

savor any and all fart-fucks

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
buy her a kindle FIRE

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

slice up your palms with a razor blade and when you see her hold up your hands be like You've caught me red handed I love you I love you I love you :shobon: and then run up and hug her

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

a hole-y ghost posted:

slice up your palms with a razor blade and when you see her hold up your hands be like You've caught me red handed I love you I love you I love you :shobon: and then run up and hug her

weird... but good. why not?!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Roses are red
violets are blue
you're getting the bill
because my rent's over-due.

Then order steak.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Let her butt gently caress you.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Secks Cauldron posted:

Let her butt gently caress you.

Mmmmmmmm

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
hmm probably eat puss

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
don't kill her

edit: to clarify, you should do other things in addition to this, but this is a solid starting point on which to base the rest of ur date

whatis fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Feb 10, 2015

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Harald posted:

hmm probably eat puss

2nd date?
gently caress, if I get to hour 2 w/out eating puss, I'm already thinking about the next one.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Wait, even better, they should get a double dildo and gently caress each others rear end at the same time.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Secks Cauldron posted:

Wait, even better, they should get a double dildo and gently caress each others rear end at the same time.

Saw this in a japanese lesbian pr0n. Double dildos in rear end and pussy at same time. Only thing that woulda made it better is if they were criss-crossed. Needless to say. I came.

E: the funny thing is I never watch the japanese stuff cuz I hate the sounds. but it came up as a recommendation and I saw the screencap and was like...I gotta see this. five mins later, that nites porn journey had come to a very satisfying conclusion.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

I need more info - what was xer gender at birth?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

I need more info - what was xer gender at birth?
Xismale

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

NakedWithCandy posted:

So if you are going on a second date with a woman on valentines what should you do? It is way too early to do valentines stuff, but you both know it is valentines day.

you sound boring as gently caress

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Yeah it's only your second date but whatever you guys decide to do make sure you bring her flowers and be like "yeah I know this is just our second date, but nobody should be without flowers on V-day". Youre welcome.

This but I'd sub in chocolate. Women like it when you encourage them to eat fattening foods, it makes them feel good about their weight

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i would bring her roses and try to finger her in my car

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
serious talk OP, I would take her to some local restaurant, doesn't matter what kind, just soemthing not a big chain

follow that up with a walk in the park and light conversation

ask her out on another date at the end and if she seems happy try to kiss her

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

gnarlyhotep posted:

serious talk OP, I would take her to some local restaurant, doesn't matter what kind, just soemthing not a big chain

follow that up with a walk in the park and light conversation

ask her out on another date at the end and if she seems happy try to kiss her

but at least neg her a few times

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Who cares about what holiday it is girls nooblord

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Jesus christ what if after dinner we walk to the car and it's chilly and she puts her arm through mine or wants to hold hands?

I've just got some stolen dinner mints in the car...I'm not prepared for THIS.

gently caress...gently caress...the radio, it's on a metal station instead of NPR. I usually actually listen to NPR I was just bored and oh poo poo she's talking now words are coming out what are these words?? Put the words together, brain! She liked the pasta! That's a plus for us I think, eh brain? Ah, now...the car. How does it go? Hmm...ok well normally I actually DO put my arm over the passenger seat to help me twist my neck around and back out because I'm stiff, I'm not trying to be romantic, I just did it without thinking.

Ok, well thanks for nice night.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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gnarlyhotep posted:

try to kiss her

Well, now we know why you are a GBS mod.

"try" to kiss on the 2nd date. What's after beta?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

gnarlyhotep posted:

serious talk OP, I would take her to some local restaurant, doesn't matter what kind, just soemthing not a big chain

follow that up with a walk in the park and light conversation

ask her out on another date at the end and if she seems happy try to kiss her

dang that's pretty good advice, but if he needs to ""go down" he has to be prepared too

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

Jesus christ what if after dinner we walk to the car and it's chilly and she puts her arm through mine or wants to hold hands?

I've just got some stolen dinner mints in the car...I'm not prepared for THIS.

gently caress...gently caress...the radio, it's on a metal station instead of NPR. I usually actually listen to NPR I was just bored and oh poo poo she's talking now words are coming out what are these words?? Put the words together, brain! She liked the pasta! That's a plus for us I think, eh brain? Ah, now...the car. How does it go? Hmm...ok well normally I actually DO put my arm over the passenger seat to help me twist my neck around and back out because I'm stiff, I'm not trying to be romantic, I just did it without thinking.

Ok, well thanks for nice night.
just keep in mind base works better than acid despite what breaking bad television show tells you.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Waltzing Along posted:

Well, now we know why you are a GBS mod.

"try" to kiss on the 2nd date. What's after beta?

well I'm not a rapist ffs

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Waltzing Along posted:

butt gently caress her

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


depends op, has she run the Binding Coil of Bahamut in FFXIV yet?

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

do a valentine's thing but not a lot jeez that's hard

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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gnarlyhotep posted:

well I'm not a rapist ffs

Gotta get that first date kiss, yo.

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