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He wanted a real live ant farm so he bought a terrarium. And filled it with this gel type of material that has food in it. Instead of ordering ants through the mail he disrupted a local ant colony by destroying the ground and kept digging until he apparently found the queen. He dumped the queen and a bunch of ants into a Tupperware container and brought them home. There was also a fuckton of eggs he scooped out in assorted stages of incubation(and also crushed a few) This is the 3rd time he's done this because the last two attempts he wound up accidently killed the queen with a shovel. Honestly he said he was doing this for his kids, but kids want a real pet like a puppy or a kitten, not some lovely ants. I think this is more for him because he attached a bunch of blacklights to the tank to make everything glow purple.
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Feb 10, 2015 14:48
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Ants are stupid. Suck a butt, poop dick!
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Feb 10, 2015 14:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQnd9hmJye0
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Feb 10, 2015 14:54
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Dave_Indeed posted:Ants are stupid. Suck a butt, poop dick! ant gonna kick your rear end 
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Feb 10, 2015 15:07
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How are you enjoying playing with your ants, kids? *kids are dead with lines of ants marching through their open mouths and empty eye sockets*
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Feb 10, 2015 15:29
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How are you enjoying playing with your ants, kids? *kids are ants with teeny tiny Affliction t-shirts on*
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Feb 10, 2015 15:31
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The Taint Reaper posted:He wanted a real live ant farm so he bought a terrarium. And filled it with this gel type of material that has food in it. What I do for ants is wait until the maiden queenflights, then dig them out of the ground when they burrow to start their nests but they are still only a few inches below the surface.
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Feb 10, 2015 15:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Xp_qBFoME
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Feb 10, 2015 15:36
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Antschwitz.
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Feb 10, 2015 15:39
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Vitruvio posted:Antschwitz. /thread.
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Feb 10, 2015 15:42
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Vitruvio posted:Antschwitz.
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Feb 10, 2015 15:43
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my friend shot an ar-15 into an anthill. i wonder how that must have been for the ants
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Feb 10, 2015 15:44
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Gaunab posted:my friend shot an ar-15 into an anthill. i wonder how that must have been for the ants terrifying I'll bet
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Feb 10, 2015 15:46
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What? You can't expose ants to blacklight radiation! gently caress someone call the UN!
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Feb 10, 2015 15:49
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Sounds like he gave tye ants a better life.
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Feb 10, 2015 15:51
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Yeah, those kids would be way better off with a dog. I got a dog from a shelter and he turned out to be pretty cool.
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Feb 10, 2015 15:52
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Yeah, those kids would be way better off with a dog. I got a dog from a shelter and he turned out to be pretty cool. That would need to be a small dog or a big terrarium then
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Feb 10, 2015 16:17
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hmm. ants are a literal hivemind so thats only technically only three kills. its not too late for your friend to repent
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Feb 10, 2015 16:32
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Yeah, those kids would be way better off with a dog. I got a dog from a shelter and he turned out to be pretty cool. You idiot, just dig up a dog's nest until you find the queen dog and then you'll have free dogs for life.
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Feb 10, 2015 16:35
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Feb 10, 2015 16:39
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Yeah, those kids would be way better off with a dog. I got a dog from a shelter and he turned out to be pretty cool. I don't think the guy in the OP should be allowed to have pets, he sounds like a dumbass idiot OP your friend is a dumbass idiot
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Feb 10, 2015 16:45
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Vitruvio posted:Antschwitz. 
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Feb 10, 2015 16:55
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children pay attention to their pets and imitate them. as gbs's resident anthologist, i can say that too much antxposure will teach your children to share food directly from mouth to mouth, communicating via pheromones emitted from the feelers on their foreheads, and crawling up bigger animal's butts. they will also start identifying as gamergates, which is quite unfortunate, considering the current-day prominence of gamer culture
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In college a stoner friend got an ant farm and then did everything wrong. So the ants started dying, and the live ants would take the body out of the tunnels over to a graveyard. Repeat 98 times and there are 98 bodies in the graveyard and two ants still working, until one dies and the last ant takes his body to the graveyard, returns to work, and dies. A metaphor.
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redshirt posted:In college a stoner friend got an ant farm and then did everything wrong. So the ants started dying, and the live ants would take the body out of the tunnels over to a graveyard. Repeat 98 times and there are 98 bodies in the graveyard and two ants still working, until one dies and the last ant takes his body to the graveyard, returns to work, and dies. smoke weed everyday
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That's not going to work out, queens don't like that gel substrate stuff and generally walk around on top of it instead of digging in and making a proper egg chamber. Your friend should use clean soil.
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Feb 10, 2015 17:55
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This thread makes me feel itchy. gently caress ants!
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that gel stuff only keeps ants alive for like a month. it would be like if you had to live inside of a huge marshamallow and carve all your rooms out by eating the mallow. oh yeah and you have to keep eating out rooms because your poo poo fills up the old ones
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Feb 11, 2015 01:22
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Pookum posted:that gel stuff only keeps ants alive for like a month. it would be like if you had to live inside of a huge marshamallow and carve all your rooms out by eating the mallow. what do you do at the end of that month?
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Feb 11, 2015 01:26
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is he belgian op
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Feb 11, 2015 01:33
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ants are the best things.
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Feb 11, 2015 01:43
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Ed Wilson be rollin in his cot with all these dumbass goons talking about ants
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Feb 11, 2015 02:02
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Frog Act posted:what do you do at the end of that month? there will be like a few ants left but most of them are dead and they just kinda sit around and moving their dead friends to different rooms. its depressing.
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Feb 11, 2015 02:09
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That came across as too mean keep keepin your ants
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Feb 11, 2015 02:09
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Pookum posted:there will be like a few ants left but most of them are dead and they just kinda sit around and moving their dead friends to different rooms. its depressing. a good way to teach children about reality
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Feb 11, 2015 02:11
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talkin bout ants with the taint reaper
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Pookum posted:there will be like a few ants left but most of them are dead and they just kinda sit around and moving their dead friends to different rooms. its depressing. that's hosed up but i guess if you regel it you'll just entomb them
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