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mysterious frankie posted:nah man, the window only opens a bit at the top. the problem is it's a pane of glass and I'm 6'6", 235 pounds and will demolish that thing if I lose my footing and land against it with all my weight. It'll only happen if you think about it, like if you start worrying that you're going to fall off your bike, you often DO end up falling off. So don't think about it, dude. (Think about it)
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Are those bits of my rear end in a top hat clogging up the drain? I better ease up on mr. sunshine. Should I jam them through the drain with my toe?
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Umiapik posted:It'll only happen if you think about it, like if you start worrying that you're going to fall off your bike, you often DO end up falling off. So don't think about it, dude. my liiiiiiiiiiiiiife
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Feb 10, 2015 23:50
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Einsteins special and general relativity and Newton's gravitation - work just as well if time is flowing forwards or backwards. What if on the "other side" of the big bang there is another version of our Universe where time moves backwards?
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Feb 11, 2015 00:11
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Einsteins special and general relativity and Newton's gravitation - work just as well if time is flowing forwards or backwards. What if on the "other side" of the big bang there is another version of our Universe where time moves backwards? have you never seen TV or movies, of course there is, smh
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Feb 11, 2015 00:15
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Don Tacorleone posted:Is it a coincidence "Jewels" start with "Jew"? Wedding rings are only a thing because jewelery company's advertised the hell out of them because they knew they could turn a huge profit if it caught on. So no... not a coincidence.
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Feb 11, 2015 00:35
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Feb 11, 2015 00:36
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Should I just move to Branson,MO and work at some lovely casino buffet ? I could afford a small apartment with my disability check. I could buy weed off the minority dishwasher. Oh gently caress, I need to finish jerking off I gotta take Dad to chemo in 20 min.
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Feb 11, 2015 00:48
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god how long until they build brain scanners, how long before the government automatically scans citizens brain patterns and decides to eliminate the anomalous one? This isn't paranoid I'm not paranoid. normal thoughts they're abnormal for not thinking this. oh god I can't shower with my helmet unsanitary maybe if I shrink wrap it oh god I wouldn't be able to breathe paranoid man found dead in shower asphyxiated wearing a plastic wrapped "magneto helmet"
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Feb 11, 2015 00:59
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gently caress i should have pooped before i got in the shower now my toilet seat will be all wet
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Feb 11, 2015 01:41
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*see that curved shower curtain rod to maximize space? See that super coverage shower head? See the appropriate shower mats and rugs for safety? Fresh towels? Yeah, that's me*
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Feb 11, 2015 02:05
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hard to think w piss in ur eyes
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Feb 11, 2015 02:09
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I don't really think anything in the shower, I just feel comfortably warm and numb. I really like showers. I save all my depressive thought cycles for when I'm trying to fall asleep
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Feb 11, 2015 02:42
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when im in the shower i like to think about how in the apocalypse a bike cop could easily murder me with his bare hands if he wanted to. hes faster than me and can weave between wrecked vehicles on his bike and then shoot or beat me to death and probably eat my dead corpse
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Feb 11, 2015 02:55
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Bonzo posted:shower farts rule
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Feb 11, 2015 02:56
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:when im in the shower i like to think about how in the apocalypse a bike cop could easily murder me with his bare hands if he wanted to. hes faster than me and can weave between wrecked vehicles on his bike and then shoot or beat me to death and probably eat my dead corpse nice
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Feb 11, 2015 03:01
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when im in the shower i think about how grrlsweatshirts bike cop never wears a shirt and looks like ryan gosling
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Feb 11, 2015 03:10
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I play clash of clans on my phone in the shower. I'm usually thinking "why can't I ever find any towns worth attacking with a lot of gold and elixir??? Oh poo poo, I'm late for work!"
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Feb 11, 2015 03:13
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:um if u watch dog soldiers werewolves are actually terrible and love to attack and kill good men who want to do the right thing for their families and one another no, actually werewolves are angsty and sort of attractive as long as there's not too much wolf in there
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Feb 11, 2015 03:23
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Pick posted:no, actually werewolves are angsty and sort of attractive as long as there's not too much wolf in there Surprised you don't like were-cheetahs more
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Feb 11, 2015 03:25
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I should really bring a bottle of whisky in here.
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Feb 11, 2015 03:31
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All I can think about is washing my hair quickly because at any moment an assassin could burst through my door and what if i was blinded at that very moment by shampoo?
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Feb 11, 2015 03:33
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The other day I accidentally walked into the shower with my glasses on and my first thought was "Holy poo poo, there is mold all over this shower and I am so blind without my glasses that I never noticed it." The obvious solution to this problem is to make sure I never walk into the shower with my glasses on ever again.
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Feb 11, 2015 03:50
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If I save up enough money maybe I could go to an art school in south america before I'm 30. And even if the schooling isn't great at least it'd be different. Also the food and hotties would be nice
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Feb 11, 2015 04:43
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Full Metal Jackass posted:All I can think about is washing my hair quickly because at any moment an assassin could burst through my door and what if i was blinded at that very moment by shampoo? You can at least take a final, delicious swig of whisky?
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Feb 11, 2015 05:49
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:I play clash of clans on my phone in the shower. fuckin loser
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Feb 11, 2015 06:28
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do i have time to masturbate with the shower head
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Feb 11, 2015 06:45
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"shower thoughts are power thoughts" -thing i like to say to myself in the shower, u can use it if u want but if someone asks u about it let them know i made it up
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Feb 11, 2015 08:11
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:"shower thoughts are power thoughts" you might be my favorite poster
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Feb 11, 2015 08:24
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thank u i like ur posting as well
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Feb 11, 2015 08:26
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I'm gonna go into e/n and see if any other weirdos only shower twice a week.
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Feb 11, 2015 08:37
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:I'm gonna go into e/n and see if any other weirdos only shower twice a week. Showering every day is actually really loving bad for your skin. Still do it though. Partially for the whisky.
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"I wonder if there are any new posts in the GBS shower thoughts thread"
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