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When the participants maintain their dignity.
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Anything that is not simulated rape. Of white twinks. By black guys.
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Feb 11, 2015 13:39
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i dont like it when the other guy tries to touch my junk e: "just focus on the girl, frank. jesus"
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Feb 11, 2015 13:44
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Fake tits
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Feb 11, 2015 13:57
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Fuckin condoms
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Feb 11, 2015 14:06
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Art porn Vaginoplasty
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Feb 11, 2015 14:08
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- When the camera pans up and the dude starts making stupid faces or pointing at the girl with a 'can you believe this?!' look - surprise vomit/near vomit during a blowjob - yuck! - agree with the no shoes comment in the op. I love me some hot prossie heels. - stupid interview before/afterwars. as if I care what the actress has to say. - star wars-esque screen wipes. - man talking over camera. this does still happen! - in JAV there's always some super fat man with his belly poking out further than his little angry dogdick. deffo a gangster making a girl pay off some debt that she took on to buy some clothes or whatever cos shes so insanely dumb and materialistic. - girls who grunt. - when there's yellow colour or blood in the cumshot. - girl yapping afterwards while she's got her eyes squeezed tight while the cum starts gumming up. stfu. - men talking to each other during a threesome. wtf? - surprise rosebud action. jfc. I'm basically terrified of anal vids now, you don't know when they're gonna pop out a pink sock. - storylines. stfu. i read books for stories, i watch porn to see hot girls getting smashed with no context. - obvious cumshot that was filmed before the main action. - small dicks in deepthroat videos. - super close-ups so you can see even faint asshairs on the girl. I don't get that close up irl, why do i want it on vids. -HD porn. - .mkv files that have mad interlacing. - how sasha grey gives the best blowjobs ever but her anal stuff is completely joyless. - seeing the same dudes over and over so you start associating THEM with being turned on. - small dicks in porn. - dicks that banana upwards - this stops the girl from giving a good blowjob. - dicks with foreskin. It looks gross. - bad tats on women. - the way that when you scrub on a tube site it's always like a minute after the action on the little preview shot.
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Feb 11, 2015 14:11
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probs got loads more... actually taking a break on porn rn so I've forgotten when gets me mad while I'm having a JO sesh.
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Feb 11, 2015 14:12
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When the girl gags or tries to duck out of a cumshot. e: No wait I think I have it backwards. That poo poo is hilarious.
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Feb 11, 2015 14:20
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brazzers, naughty america, and bang bros are all awful and have ruined it. i miss the good old days of 2000-2006 when it was more violent and evil. everything is so boring and scripted now. back in the day, you didn't know how things were going to end. personally i blame the british. they ruined american TV with boring reality shows and now they've done the same with our porn.
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Feb 11, 2015 14:25
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 nice angle, i dunno if the swirl of glistening pink meat is loving or someone prepping a chicken.
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Feb 11, 2015 14:28
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I watch almost exclusively homemade stuff so there are some common pitfalls: - when the chick has one really good feature but the film doesn't focus on it. Like if she got nice titties but dude is doing her from behind with her shirt on, or she got a ghetto booty but he hittin it in mish - when it's pov and it's just a close up shot of dude's dick going in and out of that pussy for a while, booooooring - standard bad angle/bad lighting complaints, worse when you can tell the chick is real fine so it's tantalizing - when some real hot poo poo is only like 20 seconds - fake tits - when you're getting into it and then you hear the "chachaching!" cam site noise from someone hitting her with tokens or whatever. I only want 100% pura homegrown. - opus111 posted:- the way that when you scrub on a tube site it's always like a minute after the action on the little preview shot. Hell fuckin yeah. At least the preview shot thing is p. common these days, it sucked back in the day.
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Feb 11, 2015 14:45
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chonz posted:brazzers, naughty america, and bang bros are all awful and have ruined it. i miss the good old days of 2000-2006 when it was more violent and evil. everything is so boring and scripted now. back in the day, you didn't know how things were going to end. personally i blame the british. they ruined american TV with boring reality shows and now they've done the same with our porn. I dunno, the only British porn I remember from back then is Ben Dover's movies and that was filthy gonzo! Can't blame that guy. All the 4 big sites started off with 2 types of scenes: either "here's this girl here to gently caress for money and we're making her into a whore" or "we tricked this girl into loving us". Nowdays: Brazzers is all about mommies in stockings dominating guys or wacky parody scenarios. Naughty America is like "hey I'm loving my wife in our bed". Lame BangBros is ok if you like 75% of your scene to be twerking, with horrible washed out video quality and endless 1/4 body closeups. Reality Kings seems to be making the same scene over and over. The size of their pictures has not changed for about 10 years, still a pathetic 900x600. Also, can we stop it with the hoodies and caps and beanies on the girls?
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Feb 11, 2015 14:56
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stupid really uncomfortable looking sex positions, fake moans, athletic deucebag dudes, fake tits, rear end to mouth, gaping, cumshots, deepthroating... mainstream american porn is really lovely basically
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Feb 11, 2015 15:02
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There are like 2 attractive guys in straight porn. All the other attractive guys do gay porn. Women have needs too 
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Feb 11, 2015 15:03
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Artline70 posted:There are like 2 attractive guys in straight porn. All the other attractive guys do gay porn. we need some names here
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Feb 11, 2015 15:04
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I dont like that I never hear queefing in porn Also the gagging sound/way the lady's face looks when she's deep-throating. Deep-throating in general just looks super uncomfortable most of the time.
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Feb 11, 2015 15:09
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I dont like that I never hear queefing in porn it doesn't actually feel that special, and is visually very uneappealing. i have no idea why all girls deep throat in american porn
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Feb 11, 2015 15:16
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anyone under the age of 70
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Feb 11, 2015 15:31
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When the fursuit looks cheap.
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Feb 11, 2015 15:34
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When a girl does a striptease in complete silence that takes like 10 minutes. Bust out some generic dirty talk ffs
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Feb 11, 2015 15:35
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European porn always has smoking hot babes but features some pretty gay poo poo. Why are there like 2 or 3 dudes for each woman?
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Feb 11, 2015 15:36
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porn is weird and uncomfortable like 99% of the time. also most of it is dubiously ethical. so what I dont like is: the bad ethics, and also how it feels like looking at sad dolls brushing past each other in a dank parody of intimacy.
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Feb 11, 2015 15:37
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When the guy is barking orders at the girl like as if she were a showdog. "Turn around. Now open your mouth. Open your mouth.
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Feb 11, 2015 15:38
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when a dude with a tiny dick is loving a hot girl its a goddamn tragedy and i want to step in and push him to the side and get those stds for myself
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Feb 11, 2015 15:38
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i once noticed this girl had anal cysts or herpes or something... couldnt watch porn for months after.
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Feb 11, 2015 15:41
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Feb 11, 2015 15:54
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when the murder is simulated
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Feb 11, 2015 15:54
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Glad this thread is 100% realtalk
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Feb 11, 2015 16:43
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opus111 posted:- super close-ups so you can see even faint asshairs on the girl. I don't get that close up irl, why do i want it on vids. If you aren't tickling her taint with your eyelashes you are doing it wrong.
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Feb 11, 2015 16:44
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Haruharuharuko posted:The amount of porn parodies like really did we need Ghostbusters XXX? I mean it gave us this but? I don't like that the porn parodies don't have fun, inventive names nowadays. "Super Hornio Brothers" would just be "Super Mario Brothers The Porn Parody XXX" if it were made today, and that's sad.
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Feb 11, 2015 16:47
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right when im about to cum they agonizingly change positions. if i manage to cut the flow its kinda painful but if i cant... sad
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Feb 11, 2015 16:48
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Tattoos, implant scars, collagen injected fish lips, fake moaning.
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Feb 11, 2015 16:54
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After the cumshot when the girl has all the jizz in her mouth and they do a closeup of her with a mouthful of jizz and its just a neat, white pool in her mouth and she's definitely trying to keep it in her mouth so she doesn't have to clean it up after. It's like, yeah, great, and? Also super unfortunate asses.
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Feb 11, 2015 16:59
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Android Blues posted:porn is weird and uncomfortable like 99% of the time. also most of it is dubiously ethical. so what I dont like is: the bad ethics, and also how it feels like looking at sad dolls brushing past each other in a dank parody of intimacy.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:00
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Pubic hair on a woman.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:03
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When it's time for the money shot and the dude just stands there jerkin it for like 5 minutes while the girl awkwardly waits with her mouth open.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:07
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Lmao Tzu posted:hair on a woman.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:07
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Painful Dart Bomb posted:When it's time for the money shot and the dude just stands there jerkin it for like 5 minutes while the girl awkwardly waits with her mouth open. cumshots in general are awful
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Feb 11, 2015 17:07
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when the camera zooms in on a chicks hairy vag and you can see the crab lice jumping off
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