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Painful Dart Bomb posted:When it's time for the money shot and the dude just stands there jerkin it for like 5 minutes while the girl awkwardly waits with her mouth open. Same for when the girl sucks his limp dick for 5 minutes and he doesnt get it up. Most of these girls give me a boner when i look at them, and theres that oaf getting sucked and doesnt get hard, but gets paid for it while i dont.
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BigBoss posted:European porn always has smoking hot babes but features some pretty gay poo poo. Why are there like 2 or 3 dudes for each woman? Well at least one of them is a Russian getting cuckolded for money, who spends most of the scene turning away and pulling his hair. It's quite funny.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:19
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Cuckolding. It literally causes me disgust. The participants are subhuman.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:22
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Anything that draws attention to the male performer. Porn companies need to stop hiring dudes with lots of tattoos and cheesy jewelry. Make the male performer as featureless as possible.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:22
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Also I like seeing the girl get undressed, stop editing out that part.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:23
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When the guy rubs the girl's clit or fondles her boobs. Get your hand out of the shot you degenerate!
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Feb 11, 2015 17:25
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when they don't say i love you back
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Feb 11, 2015 17:27
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i really hate all the big dicks in porn. they make me feel really inadequate. 
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Feb 11, 2015 17:31
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ive never watched a porn do people seriously just undress and start having sex infront of a camera crew? And people watch this? Why do they want to watch this?
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Feb 11, 2015 17:32
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Zzulu posted:ive never watched a porn People are creeps, as evidenced in this thread. I'm honestly surprised at how many people use porn.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:34
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That loving GUY with his weird rear end WHITE AND BLACK dick
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Feb 11, 2015 17:37
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cream pies and gaping asses. also, balls.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:41
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genocide
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Feb 11, 2015 17:44
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when the bitch takes a dump on the guy's face and it ends up being a really weak turd
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Feb 11, 2015 17:55
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I hate fake 10 gallons cumshots. I can't find a decent real cumshot anymore.
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Feb 11, 2015 18:28
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the porn industry has slowly replaced all the real people with emotionless and efficient fuckbots and we didn't notice that's my theory
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the human trafficking
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:That loving GUY with his weird rear end WHITE AND BLACK dick Two-tone Malone strikes again. Porn where the guy holding the camera is constantly zooming back and forth on the girl's face and saying really weird and creepy stuff and the actress is just kind of fake laughing and looks really uncomfortable. I realize porn is probably the wrong place to be if I don't want women to objectified but dang dudes.
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Feb 11, 2015 18:43
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when the ghosts look really convincing but they walk down stairs like lol ya right he just phase through dummy
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Flesh Forge posted:Dirty feet OMFG seriously WASH YOUR GODDAMN FEET you filthy bitches ugh This.
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Feb 11, 2015 20:53
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when the guys cum is all yellow and infected
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Feb 11, 2015 21:00
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spitting, gently caress spitting. when the hell did that start anyways
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Feb 11, 2015 21:15
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I hate the way it reinforces that women are the sex class while I also like that it renders its consumers unable to form lasting relationships or perform sex under normal and healthy circumstances so they die alone with their own violent cum stained fantasies, OP
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Feb 11, 2015 21:29
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-when anyone looks at the camera -when anyone tries to talk to the camera -when there's bad dialogue -when there's any dialogue -most POV porn -when the video has 1 or more dogs
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Feb 11, 2015 21:37
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^^^looking at the camera is p cool, it's like she's looking right at me  opus111 posted:- when there's yellow colour or blood in the cumshot. don't pay close enough attention to cumshots to notice yellowness but i feel like blood is something i couldn't miss, does this really happen? wanna see that bloody cumshot man, that sounds awesome
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Feb 11, 2015 21:39
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fascist undertones also brown undertones
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Feb 11, 2015 21:43
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Painful Dart Bomb posted:When it's time for the money shot and the dude just stands there jerkin it for like 5 minutes while the girl awkwardly waits with her mouth open. This. If I wanted to watch some dork jerk his half-limp cock for ten minutes while they struggle to reach climax, I'd just film myself after a night of heavy drinking. Editing, you loving jackasses.
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Feb 11, 2015 21:43
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I don't like when dudes make noises in porn just shut up guy you're gross sounding but she sounds like the soft chiming of bells.
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:Yo on the real tho homie if you watch a 15 second clip of any given porno and didnt finish within that time because it wasnt exciting enough or didnt have shoes on or whatever, you are watching WAAAAAAY too much porn. Cut back a bit, it'll fix all of your complaints. your dick all hosed up
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beef curtainsfanged wang posted:your dick all hosed up he's probably circumcised lol
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burritolingus posted:I don't like that the porn parodies don't have fun, inventive names nowadays. "Super Hornio Brothers" would just be "Super Mario Brothers The Porn Parody XXX" you can thank LodgeNet (the kings of hotel PPV movie rentals) for this one their system used to print the first 24 characters or so of the movie's name on your final room bill no one (with sense) wants to turn in a receipt to that Bitch in Accounting with things like 'FILM-CUM-SWALLOWING-WHORES-37' listed on it hence the innocuous (and padded-out) parody names these days PPV movies show up on yr bill as 'MOVIE-576138' or something similar otoh adult PPV movies are ridiculously expensive as compared with normal movies - you cannae outfox That Bitch In Accounting because she knows you ain't no way you paid $14.95 to rent Beaches
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Beef Curtains Rosebudding (the first time I saw this was a MFFF scene and I went from  when it... budded... to  when Penny Pax just giggled and start licking it and holyfuckingshit )Tattoos I don't find myself watching a lot of new porn, I seem to be interested in the women who were active between 08-13, most of them having retired by now. At least the women aren't being smacked and choked anymore, wtf happened during that period where men seemed to hate women? Also C-Section scars, cheaply done fake boobs, and Hipster Glasses (Brazzers and Reality Kings!) Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Feb 11, 2015 |
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Feb 11, 2015 22:15
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I hate that girl dillion harper's big old fivehead but i love when she scrunches her nose up like a cute little kitty or something
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Feb 11, 2015 22:22
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Lack of reverse cuckolding grinds my gears. Men have been humiliated long enough by the womyn matriarchy.
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Gatekeeper posted:i love when she scrunches her nose up like a cute little kitty or something  hmm
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