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- POV porn. Some is not too bad, but can you film more than 3 inches away from the girl? No? Ah well - This woman's face, ugh  look, a motley crue groupie- Anything that involves the guy sticking his dick through a hole for the girl to work on. There's a site called "The Milking Table" where she jerks off this disembodied cock through a hole in a plywood board. Yeah, real sexy. I have a theory about glory holes, they're popular in porn because some guys don't like to look at other guys while they're jerkin it. They'll look at a cock, sure, but are horrified that they might see the rest of the guy's body, the horror. Same for IR glory holes, some dudes don't want to see a white girl with a black guy, but they do want to see a white girl with a black cock. It's weird and puritanical and I don't like it, so stop it. - This guy's face, ughhh  woah is that Keneckie- Hospital scenarios. I got a catheter up my dick, let's make out! - When we don't get to see her shoes (full body shots). I like shoes in porn, I'm not going to slobber and jizz all over them, but I like them to be there. I feel kinda cheated that the filming guys got to see them and I don't. - The depressing homogeneity of most "reality" scenes now days. Girl comes to the door, flashes her tits, strips and rides the guy in the standard 3 or 4 positions. Adequate cumshot. Fade out 2 seconds after the last sperm lands on her face. The early bangbus and gonzo scenes might have been sometimes annoying, but at least they had variety and character. (I bet someone will say "the guy talking non-stop behind the camera" but really, that never happens these days. Most of the loving is done in depressing silence with no interaction. )
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Justin Godscock posted:I was just going to come in here and say "the close-up of the dude's taint" and here is OP revealing what his porn tastes are in essay form. Why are you staring at a dude's taint? Taste the rainbow of life, brother
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Feb 11, 2015 09:32
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Nation posted:I just clean shaved my dick and balls i am good to porn How do u get a close ball shave
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Feb 11, 2015 09:33
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Flesh Forge posted:I hope a lot of people browse this porn thread from work and complain gently caress 'em (get it?)
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Feb 11, 2015 09:34
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Weakass cumshots. As I used to say back when I worked for UBU productions, "if you can't splatter then you don't matter"
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Feb 11, 2015 10:25
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toggle posted:
Actually an interesting point. Back in 2004-5, I wondered what would the future of porn be? At the time, mainstream scenes and sites included slapping, spitting on the girl, groups of guys pissing on her, verbal degradation, vomiting blowjobs, girls "tricked" into sex as a storyline, sites with names like "Meatholes", "Farthammer" (yes, he farted on girls after loving them), and of course naziniggers.com..... I just worried that things would get more extreme and violent. Turns out I was very wrong. The porn of today is so sterile and restricted, it's all lame storylines and silly parodies and everyone's very respectful. So I have no idea what will happen in the future. Probably the opposite of the things I like.
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Feb 11, 2015 11:48
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The way James Deen fucks. His stupid "aggressive face" and fake slaps, trying to say "oh I'm so dominant I will FORCE the orgasm out of this girl by holding her face tight and staring into her eyes, chicks love that and I love chicks really cause I'm such a sweet guy"
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Feb 11, 2015 11:53
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chonz posted:brazzers, naughty america, and bang bros are all awful and have ruined it. i miss the good old days of 2000-2006 when it was more violent and evil. everything is so boring and scripted now. back in the day, you didn't know how things were going to end. personally i blame the british. they ruined american TV with boring reality shows and now they've done the same with our porn. I dunno, the only British porn I remember from back then is Ben Dover's movies and that was filthy gonzo! Can't blame that guy. All the 4 big sites started off with 2 types of scenes: either "here's this girl here to gently caress for money and we're making her into a whore" or "we tricked this girl into loving us". Nowdays: Brazzers is all about mommies in stockings dominating guys or wacky parody scenarios. Naughty America is like "hey I'm loving my wife in our bed". Lame BangBros is ok if you like 75% of your scene to be twerking, with horrible washed out video quality and endless 1/4 body closeups. Reality Kings seems to be making the same scene over and over. The size of their pictures has not changed for about 10 years, still a pathetic 900x600. Also, can we stop it with the hoodies and caps and beanies on the girls?
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Feb 11, 2015 14:56
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toggle posted:massive fake tits on petite women City of Tampa posted:Porn companies need to stop hiring dudes with lots of tattoos and cheesy jewelry. Retail Slave posted:I mean music that was edited into the video and the natural sound taken out. FalsePriest posted:spitting, gently caress spitting. when the hell did that start anyways Professor Shark posted:
Honestly, have you people seen any mainstream porn from the last 5 years? None of these things exist anymore. It's hard to have a discussion about this stuff when you're setting it in 1992.
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Feb 12, 2015 00:14
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Professor Shark posted:. Oh ummmm this sounds like a good movie http://www.data18.com/movies/1131346 
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Feb 12, 2015 00:15
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Dyna Soar posted:i bet she has herpes I probably like this old joke/argument/comment the least. Oh she's a sex worker? HURRR HURR ENJOY YOUR CHLAMIDYA!!1!! Go write for Joel McHale.
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Feb 12, 2015 00:17
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Flesh Forge posted:err nope the spitting thing (which is super gross) is very common today, but you must be watching the super primo high quality porn that is too good for it idk Let's define our terms, gentlemen. Are we talking about guys spitting on girls, or vice versa, or girls spitting on other girls bits, or what?
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Feb 12, 2015 00:38
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Helmholz posted:What a novel and impersonal approach to a "This is my fetish" thread, OP. Please, tell us more about the ways you like to watch other people have sex. Well how about we never talk about anything ever? One porn I won't be watching is when you go gently caress yourself, you stupid judgemental shitposting oval office.
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Feb 12, 2015 05:00
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Notice that porn girls barely react to anal sex nowdays? So much so that it's kinda boring, just him ramming it in there balls deep. I certainly don't want anyone to get hurt, and prolapses are gross and wrong, but what about seeing the girl grit her teeth and deal with the initial rectal invasion? Instead, she makes the same pre-orgasmic sounds she did before and carries on. The legacy of calm.jpg lives on.
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Feb 12, 2015 10:00
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Howard Beale posted:except for the one girl who said "but I poop from there!" the good old rear end days ahhhhh
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Feb 12, 2015 10:21
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City of Tampa posted:Also I like seeing the girl get undressed, stop editing out that part. beedeebee posted:Yeah this. Wow, this girl looks smoking hot in this outfit *she's naked 3 nanoseconds later* Thirding this too. I would love to see a hot girl give us a look up her skirt as she sits on the interview couch. Never happens.
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Flesh Forge posted:Yeah I too really miss the obvious fear and pain reactions of the old days Just an acknowledgement that something different is happening would be nice rather than the usual ooh ahhh mmm baby Mexican Deathgasm posted:and/or they are making the audience think the women are being taken advantage of or hurt in some way Once again, does everyone's porn collection stop at 2005? Watch any pro scene made in the last couple of years, the women act like they're sitting on a steam powered orgasmatron while their winning lottery numbers come up.
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