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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Things we don't like in porn
 
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Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

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Yo on the real tho homie if you watch a 15 second clip of any given porno and didnt finish within that time because it wasnt exciting enough or didnt have shoes on or whatever, you are watching WAAAAAAY too much porn. Cut back a bit, it'll fix all of your complaints.

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Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

TheJoker138 posted:

The under ball shot. Like a dude will be plowing a chick, and the brilliant director gets a shot from behind him, under the balls. Usually all you can see is her rear end and his dangling sack. gently caress that poo poo.

Cutting to the guys face as he jizzes. No one wants to see that.

Basically seeing the guy at all. Seriously, the dude is, for all intents and purposes, a sentient dildo here. Let's see as little of him as possible.

If you follow this logic, no woman will ever want to watch it or like it in anyway. Also its inconsiderate to gay/bi people watching straight porn.

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