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Now, I don't want to oversell this game, but I literally promise you, the players, the Moon. Like the actual Moon in the sky. I swear this to you.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 12:57 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:19 |
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*Female sprite has awesome jiggly boobs* *White knights complain as if it were literal onscreen rape porn* *Final release version has jiggle removed* *world gets a little bit less fun*
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 12:59 |
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Our game is a platformer with a twist: there is no jumping.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 13:08 |
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*sees an innovative, quirky game become an overnight sensation* *copies it poorly*
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 17:51 |
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*makes protagonist gay, gets applauded in every game magazine and also by SJWs* *sexual orientation has literally zero impact on gameplay*
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 18:53 |
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It's a puzzle RPG where instead of controlling the characters directly, each dungeon is a Rubik's cube and you advance your party by aligning similarly colored squares.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 19:59 |
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This thread made me look up what a "Twine Game" actually is and I have to say it is stupider than what I thought it was (I kept thinking of Kirby's Epic Yarn only with ugly brown twine because that's something hipsters like).
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 20:05 |
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It's a platform game where you play as a butt that has to bounce from place to place and poop on enemies to defeat them. The double jump is a fart.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 20:29 |
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Ha ha but seriously folks, I want to take a moment and plug some Indie Games that look like they will be good and that I'm really looking forward to: The Way Hyper Light Drifter Witchmarsh
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 20:53 |
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It's a Centipede-inspired roguelike in a procedurally generated world with crafting elements.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 21:19 |
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Thursday Next posted:*spends 80% of the dev time on boob physics* Thursday when is your next book coming out??
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 21:21 |
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happyhippy posted:*secretly longs to do a game with Sonic and computer version of self fighting Dr Robotnik together* What backer tier lets me be in it, too?
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 21:24 |
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When is Mischief Makers coming to Steam? I would play the poo poo out of that game.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 21:26 |
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What about a game with a clown protagonist? Don't see a lot of those. Might be something to explore.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 21:31 |
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BKPR posted:i would pay up to ten dollars for a clean rip of the soundtrack Shakeshakeshake shakeshake
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 21:41 |
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Cracked_Gear posted:Good graphics What about Shovel Knight?
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 21:53 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:*asks friends and family to be voice actors* *doesn't invest in good audio equipment*
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 22:16 |
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Cracked_Gear posted:Nes like games are easy to make. I'm a pretty lovely artist and even I can do pixel art. theyre easy to make and not resource demanding which is why theyve spread like cockroaches pixel art *seems* easy to do but very few games did it well even during their heyday. The Whole Internet posted:Graphics What about Super Time Force Ultra, then? I know it is another pixel graphics game but I think they are really top tire and a lot prettier to look at than many bigger budget games where graphics were a focus.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 22:22 |
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goatface posted:I just don't understand why the bank won't give us a loan. I showed them all the concept art and even examples of other people who It was the huge ashtray-sized gauges in your ears.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 22:27 |
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mysterious frankie posted:We took some classes on Swift at onemonth.com; I think we're ready to make our first game! Maybe if we break it down into sub-tasks?
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 22:36 |
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Police Automaton posted:The joke is most retro graphics didn't look like the "pixel-art" people put into these games, at all. Defender of the Crown?
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 22:56 |
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Hogge Wild posted:yeah I played this game before I could read so I always thought she was Maid Marian.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 23:00 |
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Realtalk: I'm a sucker for games with this art style I can't get enough of them and never want them to stop coming out. E: Also Risk of Rain and Gods Will Be Watching have this style but I couldn't grab any screenshots I liked. Applewhite fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Feb 11, 2015 |
# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 23:36 |
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memy posted:Too bad gods will be watching is a n objectively bad game Oh thank God I thought I was the only one. It looks beautiful though. Also: Dungeon of the Endless and Deep Dungeons of Doom have some great art and animation and DDoD is very fun. DoE I'm still working on but don't have the time to get very good at.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 03:07 |
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JebanyPedal posted:Ah yes, blobby pixelart with too many small details and dark colors so everything is some hideous cacophony of blocks. I dunno I thought that these games all managed to convey a lot of personality and elegance with very simple shapes.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 03:08 |
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JebanyPedal posted:Yo put that poo poo In a Victoria's secret commercial because I DONT CARE You don't care about Victoria's Secret commercials?
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 03:19 |
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Cuz I can sympathize. Personally I think VC models are too skinny but most people think they're hot.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 03:21 |
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BKPR posted:i am weary of skinny pixel men because sword ans sworcery swucked and was gwarbage Awctually the main cwaracter was a wwman.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 12:22 |
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I've been working on this game for ten years and it's finally finished. It's a masterpiece! *It's actually Cortex Command*
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 13:05 |
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Its a point and click adventure game with rhythm elements.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 15:55 |
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'We call our game BROFORCE #YOLO #SWAG"
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 22:42 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:*puts Princess Peach in overalls, replaces Mario's sprite with hers* "When it's a red blob of pixels rescuing a pink blob of pixels, I feel oppressed, as if the developers are trying to say 'look at this, colors associated with femininity imply helplessness' it was a nice change when it was the pink blob of pixels doing the rescuing of the red blob. It is very empowering."
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 23:42 |
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I was inspired to make this game when I asked myself "how come no one ever makes a game from the villain's point of view?" Huh?
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 23:54 |
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happyhippy posted:Also: And Planetary Annihilation STILL sucked! Dear Total Annihilation guy: Please just remake TA with better graphics and balance and stop adding quirky gimmicks.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 14:25 |
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Did you ever wish "Antichamber" had fewer puzzles and more anime? Well...
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 16:28 |
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"I made Sword of the Stars II because I'm a monster who hates fun."
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 16:37 |
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hemophilia posted:I'm dreading the day Myst-like games become ironically cool to make again. Gonna make a Mystlike on the Powerpoint engine.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 17:09 |
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Our game has a steep learning curve but that's what makes it great.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 20:39 |
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Flappy Turd
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2015 03:51 |