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gibb3h posted:I'm the RPS daily rant about problematic representation of women/romance/violence/sadbrains etc I'm the comments section raging and posting retarded misogynistic and/or homophobic screeds against political correctness.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 20:52 |
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Ha ha but seriously folks, I want to take a moment and plug some Indie Games that look like they will be good and that I'm really looking forward to: The Way Hyper Light Drifter Witchmarsh
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 20:53 |
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-launches for $20 because it's A Game That Matters- -is $5 a month later- -three months later is on sale for 99 cents-
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:01 |
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users tweet their deepest joys to me and they are procedurally turned into enemies for other players to destroy. i call it "dad"
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:03 |
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*colors hair pink and blows game reviewers*
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:10 |
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hello secret gamergate thread
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:14 |
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fanged wang posted:hello secret gamergate thread
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:17 |
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guys guys what if instead of an 8-bit puzzle rpg we make an 8-bit puzzle rpg with anime
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:18 |
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It's a Centipede-inspired roguelike in a procedurally generated world with crafting elements.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:19 |
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Applewhite posted:*Female sprite has awesome jiggly boobs* *spends 80% of the dev time on boob physics* *neglects gameplay, graphics, controls, story, and bugfixes* *bestseller game because nerds* *goto 10* "Why aren't games getting any better?!"
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:20 |
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"let's make it super hard, just like games were in the good old days" *makes a game harder than anything that was ever made before 2008*
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:21 |
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Thursday Next posted:*spends 80% of the dev time on boob physics* Thursday when is your next book coming out??
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:21 |
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*secretly longs to do a game with Sonic and computer version of self fighting Dr Robotnik together*
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:22 |
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my next game will be in unity and will be based on creepypasta
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:23 |
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Yo don't diss RPS.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:24 |
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happyhippy posted:*secretly longs to do a game with Sonic and computer version of self fighting Dr Robotnik together* What backer tier lets me be in it, too?
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:24 |
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:I'd like to see an action patformer featuring a chubby female protagonist. It's a real good game actually. Like a mix of Duke Nukem 1, Bio-menace, and Commander Keen. A retro game that isn't NES/SNES style, I know a shocker!
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:25 |
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When is Mischief Makers coming to Steam? I would play the poo poo out of that game.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:26 |
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What about a game with a clown protagonist? Don't see a lot of those. Might be something to explore.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:31 |
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Applewhite posted:When is Mischief Makers coming to Steam? i would pay up to ten dollars for a clean rip of the soundtrack
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:38 |
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*Creates an edgy click-bait concept* *idiots fall all over themselves to condemn it* *best seller*
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:41 |
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BKPR posted:i would pay up to ten dollars for a clean rip of the soundtrack Shakeshakeshake shakeshake
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:41 |
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Applewhite posted:It's a Centipede-inspired roguelike in a procedurally generated world with crafting elements. It's a Human-Centipede-inspired roguelike
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:45 |
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*Watches people do make plays of my game on YouTube* *GETS loving PISSED WHEN THEY ARE NOT PLAYING IT RIGHT!*
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:46 |
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This is a roguelike game where PERMADEATH MATTERS. *Just an excuse for a massive unfun grind.*
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:47 |
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Good graphics Good gameplay Good story You may choose only two
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:52 |
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Cracked_Gear posted:Good graphics What about Shovel Knight?
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:53 |
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Guys, I have a brilliant character concept here for our main protagonist. It's basically someone who looks like me. But with cat ears.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:54 |
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My game is ART! It's not FOR gamer neckbeards. What the poo poo why does my game have such low sales I do not understand
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:55 |
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Applewhite posted:What about Shovel Knight? shovel knight is good and everyone should play it. it basically took the best of old school nes games and took out all the bullshit.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:56 |
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Tries to organize local meet up of indie developers to network and gain future help. Demand appearance fee and call everyone else who doesn't pay to attend shallow and fake.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 21:59 |
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Why would we employ writers? We already know what the story is
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 22:00 |
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Applewhite posted:What about Shovel Knight? Graphics The only complaint i have about the game is that it's yet another NES style retro game. I'd like to see more 16 and 32 bit era stuff, and y'know not just Nintendo ecosystem stuff. (The game itself is awesome though).
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 22:01 |
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It's Duck Hunt, but this time you can SHOOT THE DOG! Remember how much you wanted to shoot the dog when you were a kid? Haha do you remember
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 22:03 |
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our game will last forever, which is great because no other video games will ever come out again.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 22:04 |
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Kikka posted:heres the entire library of retro game sound effects you joke but i did this irl
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 22:12 |
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*asks friends and family to be voice actors*
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 22:15 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:*asks friends and family to be voice actors* *doesn't invest in good audio equipment*
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 22:16 |
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Kickstart my game! It will be an open world DLC free mmo where you can do or be ANYTHING! We're hoping to release by late next year and need to raise $5,000. RISKS: I don't know how to program computers but my mate took a course once and said he'd help me.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 22:17 |
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The Whole Internet posted:Graphics Nes like games are easy to make. I'm a pretty lovely artist and even I can do pixel art. theyre easy to make and not resource demanding which is why theyve spread like cockroaches Now show me a game that mimics the PS1 including polygon warping and no Z buffer
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