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killaer
Aug 4, 2007
I can make a really good tomatoe sause to use in pasta

my gf bought me an electric meat grinder for christmas, i asked for a hand cranked one to really get into the visceral feeling of pulverising meats, but whatever

theres this dope ramen joint next to where i live, i want to make a really rich hearty chicken broth soon to relish my tastebuds

i can make a nice sweet potato hash with gently poached eggs for breakfast
and i just learned to make a pasta carbonara. soften some onion in clarified butter for about 7-10 mins get some pork fats in there too, bacon or pancetta, throw in some garlic, and just before it begins burning throw in ur recently boiled pasta to sizzle all the flavors together. then take a whisked cup of eggs and throw a shitload of parmajina cheese in it, and just throw that raw egg right in there. stir that egg, wait for a nice cummy consistency and dig in!

how bout you guys??? any home cooks around here?? whats the deal with that cooking, haha!!!

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Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
sriracha

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
i just drink soylent.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Well last night for dinner with the gf I baked off a chicken I dry rubbed in some pretty typical seasonings and cooked some onions, greenbeans, mushrooms, and carrots all cut in thick slices beneath the chicken to catch drippings.

Turned out pretty bomb, took less than 30 mins of prepwork, and cost like 6 bucks I'd say it was a solid dinner.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Tater tots and catsup

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
can you please remove the e
it's making me physically ill

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
spaghett

killaer
Aug 4, 2007

spaggot

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
basta

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
There's a lot to be said for bbq, or even just stove cooking... one thing you've got to ask though, in these food threads, is what the name of the man you had sex with was, OP? What was his name?

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I boil meat until it is grey and eat it

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
I'm a pretty decent cook, I have a great eye for ingredients, nimble, strong fingers and great low-light vision that means most nights i can have something with a tyre iron shoved through it cooking over my smouldering oil drum that's the envy of all the other guys living in this underpass

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
anything because cooking is easy and if its hard just use a recipe

RollingBoBo
Aug 25, 2008

living that high life
mostly cum and cum-based food and drinks

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



VendaGoat posted:

Tater tots and catsup

this, and i can make macaroni and cheese out of the box as well.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I brew up a mean flatus.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

crack cocaina

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Boiled hotdogs

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
pho






banh mi

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!

Professor Tomtom posted:

I boil meat until it is grey and eat it

Finally graduated from that culinary school in the UK, eh?

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
SA surprise

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
If it is anything involving the slow cooker, I hope to get back in time to try it.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
most things with microwave instructions

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

chickencheese

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

dMastri posted:

can you please remove the e
it's making me physically ill

tomator

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I have a cool grill that's one part gas grill one part charcoal grill and one part smoker so I can cook lots of stuff on it

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

curry is the only Cuisine i can actually make well. im ok at cooking other stuff

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
i'll cook anything what do you want

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

a messed up horse posted:

i'll cook anything what do you want

Ribs! Thank you.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i cooked this fuckin steak:





:boom:

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009

Sweet Tea posted:

i cooked this fuckin steak:





:boom:

you suck it looks raw lol


do your taters come from a box

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Sweet Tea posted:

i cooked this fuckin steak:





:boom:

lol have u even heard of aragula or oh yah ur goon LOL

.random
May 7, 2007

Professor Tomtom posted:

I boil meat until it is grey and eat it

I believe that's known as sous vide cooking, which is Francais from the words sous ("under" or "below") and vide ("life"), which is fairly approximated by the English term "sub-human."

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
i am becoming decent at vegetarian cooking because my girlfriend is a vegetarian. i can make a portabella mushroom gravy that is better than any meat gravy i have had. i also make the best goddamn sweet italian sausages ever.

but i am bad at meringues and pastry. really bad.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
pizza and laxatives

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Not a fan of this postin gimmick, voted 1

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Sweet Tea posted:

i cooked this fuckin steak:





:boom:

looks pretty tasty!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Sweet Tea posted:

i cooked this fuckin steak:





:boom:

dats a nice lookin steak

I made this on MLK day



may not look like much but holy gently caress was it good

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Dog hair! dog hair in every dish!

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Tonsured posted:

Dog hair! dog hair in every dish!

thats the upside to living in an apartment where pets are banned: this isn't an issue

downside: the crushing loneliness that neither plants nor fish can alleviate

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