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White Noise Marine posted:You pay before hand. not with ur mum i don't
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I like to leave a surprise turd behind a piece of furniture and preen my whiskers (I'm a cat) I also like to jack off on peoples faces
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Feb 13, 2015 12:45
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what was his name?
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Feb 13, 2015 12:46
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delete history
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Feb 13, 2015 12:58
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Cry loudly and piss everywherr
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Feb 13, 2015 13:01
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I ask her for my change than I walk her out of my apartment.
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Feb 13, 2015 13:10
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I don't know 
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Feb 13, 2015 13:13
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Start sputtering one of my many "missing condom" excuses.
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Feb 13, 2015 13:22
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close the barn door quietly
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Feb 13, 2015 13:26
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chastise her for being such a slut and giving it up so easy
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Feb 13, 2015 13:31
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or him
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Feb 13, 2015 13:32
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Put the body back in the freezer before it thaws. They don't sell fat girls in a loving store.
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Feb 13, 2015 13:40
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apologize
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Feb 13, 2015 14:05
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check the bed for poo poo-spots
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Feb 13, 2015 14:08
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Take the noose off my neck.
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Feb 13, 2015 14:10
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opus111 posted:Me, I get on my phone and browse forums /talk to close friends on chat apps because I almost always have sex with somebody i have no real connection with and i feel a bit hollow afterwarsd. then, if we are at mine, i stick on some TNG while she cleans her face. soemtimes i wish I smoked cos that seems like a cool thing to do after smashing a bird out. I let your mom and dad lick me clean while I wipe my rear end with your pets. Hail Satan and you're gay.
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Feb 13, 2015 14:13
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hide the body
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Feb 13, 2015 14:15
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Ride my unicorn to the moon.
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Feb 13, 2015 14:25
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wipe my knob on the curtains, op
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Feb 13, 2015 14:38
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Close my eyes and feel the fleeting peace
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Feb 13, 2015 14:45
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wait until they're sleeping and sneak out of their closet
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Feb 13, 2015 14:47
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I am devoured. my nutrients will ensure the survival of the hatchlings.
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Feb 13, 2015 14:53
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feel bad for the baby bird
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Feb 13, 2015 15:07
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smoke a cigarette or pot if she's holdin, take a piss (i'm a gentleman and i let her go first so she doesn't get a uti) then we watch milo and otis, lmao if this isn't your answer too
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Feb 13, 2015 15:09
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I hold a brief Q & A session, with a focus on quality assurance.
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Feb 13, 2015 15:11
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quote:After sex, I like to go to the locker room and throw my clipboard and folding metal chair in anger then draw chalk diagrams of what she did wrong while she sits dejected, hunched over with a towel around her neck crying into her duffel bag.
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Feb 13, 2015 15:13
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Dust myself off and close the casket
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Feb 13, 2015 15:18
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Go to sleep feeling satisfied
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Feb 13, 2015 15:20
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clean myself off such that people won't notice i just hosed a corpse/child, OP 
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Feb 13, 2015 15:20
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selfie!
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Feb 13, 2015 15:43
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leave
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Feb 13, 2015 15:56
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Wash everything down with bleach to destroy the DNA evidence.
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Feb 13, 2015 16:25
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pop a clingfilm lid over the glass I used to collect the semen, then put it in the freezer with the rest.
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Feb 13, 2015 17:15
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Take my socks off, look at poo poo on my phone until I fall asleep.
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Feb 13, 2015 17:23
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I rub bleach on my cock in case she had aids or something
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Feb 13, 2015 17:32
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crawl out of the room backwards on all fours while meowing like a cat.
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Feb 13, 2015 17:35
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sex is disgusting
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Feb 13, 2015 17:35
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weep.
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Feb 13, 2015 17:39
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"Er, um, this usually doesn't happen," I apologize with embarrassment. Then I dispose of the cooling body.
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Feb 13, 2015 17:42
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i do the dougie after i did the dougie
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Feb 13, 2015 17:49
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