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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
i hope everyone has to carry around watermelon sized gems in their pockets, hundreds of them

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

I know what you're doing

I know what happens when you get to 1998

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

Arian_Samurai posted:

I know what you're doing

I know what happens when you get to 1998

That's funnier than the joke I was actually trying to make

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I'm worried the actor they get to play Link won't be androgynous enough

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
fun fact: the timeskip in ocarina of time took seven years. it has been over twice that amount of time since the game's release. you have wasted your life

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

quakster posted:

fun fact: the timeskip in ocarina of time took seven years. it has been over twice that amount of time since the game's release. you have wasted your life

Well excuse me, princess.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
They could do something fun with this and I hope they do.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
There's a Zelda show? Will it be animated and based on Wind Waker? Is be cool with that.

MantisToboggan
Feb 1, 2013
I've never played a Zelda game and I haven't read a single post in this thread but here is my question: these games are so obviously designed for children, why do people past age 13 play them?

I mean, saving the princess is kind of a juvenile fantasy. Play SIlent Hill or MGS or Mortal Kombat when you get to adulthood for gently caress's sake.

Actually, this criticism applies to every Nintendo IP. No wonder most geeks don't know how to talk to women. Grow up.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


zelda is actually pretty good and i feel really bad for you that it wasn't part of your childhood experience at some point

MantisToboggan
Feb 1, 2013
I'm not saying Zelda is a negative influence on children, I'm asking why people are obsessed with the franchise after the 187th game.

Lol, I buy games that are new and creative. But throwing a boomerang at a fairy or some poo poo must be really rewarding the 14th time you do it, I guess.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


it's actually a lot of fun

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I'm drooling a bit imagining the kind of awesome behind the scenes footage and cut scenes we will get on the DVD version. Twenty minutes and forty two seconds of Link cutting grass with his sword, only to walk ten feet away, turn around, and cut the same grass in search of human hearts and dropped rupees. The final scene was only about a two minute long montage, but you can really feel Link's desperation and frustration as the pit stains slowly spread from his armpits and soaks his blonde locks.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
It should be kinda like aeon flux and the plot resets maybe every 3-4 episodes. Keep getting different people to do their take on it

Also get the aeon flux guy to do one of them

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

MantisToboggan posted:

I'm not saying Zelda is a negative influence on children, I'm asking why people are obsessed with the franchise after the 187th game.

Lol, I buy games that are new and creative. But throwing a boomerang at a fairy or some poo poo must be really rewarding the 14th time you do it, I guess.
I haven't really given a poo poo about Zeldra past the N64 games but there are worse ways to use your time.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i said this elsewhere but idris elba would be a great ganondorf

naem
May 29, 2011

Khanstant posted:

i hope everyone has to carry around watermelon sized gems in their pockets, hundreds of them

I've got 999 problems but a rupee ain't one

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.

Dresh posted:

I want people to walk up to Link and explain things like L-targeting and how to equip his shield.

i think you mean z-targeting :colbert:

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
i don't understand why this isn't a cartoon

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Zelda, dealing with a stagnant economy takes hyrule off the rupee standard replacing it with fiat paper currency. The evil gannondork cries on reddit about it posting huge insane diagrams showing the oppression of power by courage and wisdom.

Link is sent in the night and slits his throat with the master sword, brings the triforce of power to zelda in her office, where a sheika stabs link in the side and as he bleeds out and his power drains into her she knocks on her table loudly twice.

end season 1

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Otto von Ruthless posted:

i don't understand why this isn't a cartoon

You and your animes.
There are other mediums.
Mediums that are not child pornography.

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.
https://web.archive.org/web/20050901081303/http://www.zelda.com/universe/

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I hope Link hits chickens with his sword until the chickens endlessly swarm him and he dies.

naem
May 29, 2011

http://youtu.be/mO1QBTG6EXs

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Tricky D posted:

I hope i dies.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
An excerpt from the leaked script:

Haaa! Hyaa! Haaa! Hyaaa!

Frisky
Apr 2, 2012

What turtle?
video game based cartoons are for children

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Tricky D posted:

I hope Link hits chickens with his sword until the chickens endlessly swarm him and he dies.

Mid Season Cliffhanger

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Germstore posted:

An excerpt from the leaked script:

Haaa! Hyaa! Haaa! Hyaaa!

You forgot "skank", said while breathlessly wheezing so its not really clear if he is saying skank or not (he is)

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Zoinker
Jan 18, 2009

Hmph! Posers.

http://youtu.be/uI3rO3PbYOo

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