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Business Gorillas posted:none. its a pretty good idea to wear a cup if you're playing sports, however. I bet if he got hit in the dick, the dick would strike back with a vengeance
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Ancient Mariner posted:i need a link to the original article its on this very page e; well not now!
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Feb 13, 2015 20:21
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Sadly, penis reduction happens every day, world-wide. It's called circumcision.
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Feb 13, 2015 20:26
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He missed a great chance to just make it into two dicks imo
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Feb 13, 2015 20:27
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i get a penis reduction when i look at your mom
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Feb 13, 2015 20:27
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probably got sick of being called "tripod" by kids at school
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Feb 13, 2015 21:00
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FogHelmut posted:i get a penis reduction when i look at your mom Lol.
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Feb 13, 2015 21:08
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i got a surgery so my rump wouldnt stink so bad
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Feb 13, 2015 21:10
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a penis like that, you take on the road.
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Feb 13, 2015 21:13
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BKPR posted:a penis like that, you take on the road. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDjRHi0aH0U
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Feb 13, 2015 21:14
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Dude could've made an absolute fortune in gay porn. Such a shame.
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Feb 13, 2015 21:19
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yeah, at least hold onto it until your twenty. he could've had a legacy.
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Feb 13, 2015 21:19
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What did they do with the extra penis?
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redshirt posted:What did they do with the extra penis? I'm thinking some kind of split-top baked potato style dish
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Feb 13, 2015 21:22
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Lol that's like one of those silicone-filled dicks that weirdos give themselves.
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Feb 13, 2015 21:32
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redshirt posted:What did they do with the extra penis? 
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Starving Autist posted:Lol that's like one of those silicone-filled dicks that weirdos give themselves. im not weird
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Feb 13, 2015 21:47
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You can tell people all day long that the word is pronounced "flack-sid" but they will never believe you. It's just not a winning argument, even though it's true. You can even point out that no other word in the English language exists where "cc" is pronounced as a single 'soft c;' you still won't get anywhere.
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Feb 13, 2015 21:49
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my dick is flax seed
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Feb 13, 2015 21:52
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Three Olives posted:How can your penis be too big for competitive sports? What competitive sport requires your penis? Any that require you to wear a nut-cup or a Jock-strap. Jock Straps aren't measured in cup size but rather in waistband size, so if your junk is disproportionately large compared to your body/waist, it will be too tight to play comfortably.
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Feb 13, 2015 22:03
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We know he was a shower, but was he a grower, too?
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buzzsaw.gif posted:You can tell people all day long that the word is pronounced "flack-sid" but they will never believe you. It's just not a winning argument, even though it's true. You can even point out that no other word in the English language exists where "cc" is pronounced as a single 'soft c;' you still won't get anywhere. tobacco guess it's pronounced flackid
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Feb 13, 2015 22:48
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we get 3o youre gay
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Feb 13, 2015 22:52
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i got micro peen that dribbles
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Feb 13, 2015 22:53
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I'd like a hosed up juggernaut dick, I don't engage in any physical activity (including sex) so I'm pretty sure there's no downside
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Feb 13, 2015 23:00
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this wasnt the first. my wife got her boobs reduced because they were hurting her back and so i hoped in and got mine cut down because it was a pain in my rear end
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Feb 13, 2015 23:03
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So I guess trannies don't count as penis reduction?
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steinrokkan posted:So I guess trannies don't count as penis reduction? it's more of an inversion really. A barrel roll, if you will
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Feb 13, 2015 23:16
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coulda sold that dick
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Feb 13, 2015 23:18
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Lipo off my fat and pack it into my dick
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Feb 13, 2015 23:20
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Hey three olives what's the biggest cock you've ever had in your rear end?
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Feb 13, 2015 23:23
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Three Olives posted:What competitive sport requires your penis? Golf
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Jose Oquendo posted:Hey three olives what's the biggest cock you've ever had in your rear end? rude
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Feb 13, 2015 23:29
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wasnt he in one of the star wars
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Feb 13, 2015 23:36
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redshirt posted:What did they do with the extra penis? deveined it and threw it into a nice shrimp dish
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Give Pat a Job posted:His Dad must feel kind of strange about all this. apparently yeah so they decided to have the extra bit preserved. dad looks so proud  
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from the article it reads like his dick is massively damaged from blood clots and swelling so basically has a giant dick full of spongy dick tissue that doesn't do anything because its constantly engorged.
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Drone_Fragger posted:from the article it reads like his dick is massively damaged from blood clots and swelling so basically has a giant dick full of spongy dick tissue that doesn't do anything because its constantly engorged. That's badass
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Drone_Fragger posted:from the article it reads like his dick is massively damaged from blood clots and swelling so basically has a giant dick full of spongy dick tissue that doesn't do anything because its constantly engorged. bet his dad used to smash it with a hammer while the mother pointed and laughed, it happens more than youd think google "teds dad had a shaken baby syndrome vaccines"
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:That's badass "when he gets aroused his dick doesn't get bigger, it just firms up slightly"
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