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Lemon
May 22, 2003

No really it's just a little bit of blood on the paper, I'll give it another three weeks and then I'll totally go to the doctor, for sure

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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
;lfajsdf;lnaogienklsdfasjlk

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
friend of the family

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
woody allen never molested anyone

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I'll put my cigarette out just as soon as I finish filling up the loving gas tank! **flicks ash at gas nozzle**

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
"I've had enough!"

*votes straight-ticket republican*

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
"I've had enough!"

*votes straight-ticket democrat*

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
"I've had enough!"

*posts on the internet*

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Hi E/N,

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
*is the op*

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
"I've had enough!"

*has had enough*

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



*votes*

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
I'll just go ahead and raw dog this hooker.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

Medieval Medic posted:

I'll just go ahead and raw dog this hooker.

Knows best in my opinion.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
"I was looking for ways for him to develop interests outside of gambling, so I gave him 2000 dollars to go on vacation and clear his head"

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
"having a noose handy is definitely a sign of a healthy lifestyle"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Why does this light on my dashboard look like a fuel station?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

social vegan posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/xERC7Cz.jpg[timg]

no youre a good poster why you gotta go get probated

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Nefarious posted:

no youre a good poster why you gotta go get probated

i'll see u on the other side

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Nefarious posted:

no youre a good poster why you gotta go get probated

Don't worry, that is manga not anime so no problem there.

naem
May 29, 2011

Well I normally wear a condom but then how often do I go to Haiti? Heh

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

glowing-fish posted:

Don't worry, that is manga not anime so no problem there.

Woah

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

social vegan posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/xERC7Cz.jpg

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i'll hold your hand

e: actually, i wont

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
im fine smoking this pot late at night. ill just use my willpower not to eat an entire hoagie at 1 am

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
I made two dozen chocolate chip cookies for my friends and family.

:smith:

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
I have to go out in two hours, I'll just have a quick nap first.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
10 dollars to join an internet forum?

Sign me up!

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
A first date? Let's go get Indian food!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Horniest Manticore posted:

A first date? Let's go get Indian food!

this is good if you met on fetlife and are both into scat

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
pays $10 to join internet comedy forum

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME
No I don't have any condoms girl I'm breaking up with soon. It'll be fine? Okay!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
has sex changechops penis off

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
maybe today is a good day to finally post in fyad

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

"I should put the radio on the classic rock station. I bet it's playing something good."

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
"I think I'll read the comments on this youtube video."

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008

What's the harm in doing just one shot? I can totally stop after that.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Shroomie posted:

What's the harm in doing just one shot? I can totally stop after that.

you know your shots Mr

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
those fine black folk in that dark alley may be able to give us directions

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
:synpa:

oh wait

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