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Sometimes you might not realize that valentines is just a hallmark holiday, and the official start of mating season isn't until 2/16.. anyway if you haven't been aware now is the time to perfect your mating season rituals and tricks
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sorry about your thread
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Feb 14, 2015 17:13
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oi preseason start earlier?? i been practicing for sure with my buttplug
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Feb 14, 2015 17:23
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Every season is mating season for the humans. This further indicates the need to destroy them.
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Feb 14, 2015 17:27
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Mating season for humans is when the female is in the middle of her cycle when she's most fertile. This is also why females most often cheat on their beta male husbands and boyfriends with an alpha male in the middle of their cycle. It gives them the potential to have the best of both worlds. Alpha male genetics, and beta male provider.
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Feb 14, 2015 17:44
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Pray to Allah for many virgins after your death
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Feb 14, 2015 17:49
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pepito sanchez posted:Pray to Allah for many virgins after your death Allah has already blessed you with many virgins, just look around you, you're in GBS.
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Feb 14, 2015 17:53
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Every seven years I return to my home planet to battle for a mate, or I'll die
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Feb 14, 2015 20:44
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My glands swell with anticipation, op.
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Feb 14, 2015 21:07
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im just lubin up my plumage
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Feb 14, 2015 21:11
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Look at these idiot fukkers who don't realize you just inflate ur neck sacks, let out a mighty croak, and let the bitches come to you.
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Feb 14, 2015 21:13
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TFW bae on probation during mating season another year without spawn 
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Feb 14, 2015 21:16
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I mated this morning. Valentines day blow jay, then slapped one out right on her right butt cheek. It's now a contest for who got laid the best today.
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Feb 14, 2015 22:08
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Nobody here has ever done any mating, read a book OP
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Feb 14, 2015 22:29
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my abdomen has already finished growing this seasons penis
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Feb 14, 2015 22:33
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I've been eating extra calories all winter for just this moment. Gonna have wicked awesome antlers. Make all ya'll back off.
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Feb 15, 2015 06:35
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what sort of mating tricks must i employ to get myself a fine goonette?
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Feb 15, 2015 06:41
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im a bee
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