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hey guys wanna play some handball? you know where you slap the ball against the wall, with your hand, then I slap it against the wall with my hand
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"Yeah, I'm from New Yawk  "*is from long island* *avoids NY like the loving plague unless going to a Yankees game or a weekend matinee of cats, now and forever at the winter garden theater* *is more terrified of black people than anyone else on the planet, with the possible exception of white south africans*
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I get into a fight with a bus driver because I am not allowed to bring my bike onto a nearly empty bus at night time from brooklyn to Staten Island where I would only stay on the bus for two stops, ensuring I would not block anybody. Yet another time a guy was allowed to bring in a heavy door into a crowded bus. Saw a dude also bring in a giant gently caress off bird cage which naturally was occupied with birds onto the bus, blocking off the aisle. Hingehead fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Feb 16, 2015 |
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Feb 16, 2015 16:30
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Actually a lot of Hispanics are fleeing to South Florida (West Palm Beach to Miami). Florida may have its problems but it's loving Valhalla compared to the Bronx
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Feb 16, 2015 16:31
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Sheen Sheen posted:"Yeah, I'm from New Yawk This is accurate. BUt you missed Rangers games/concerts at MSG. Don't even have to leave Penn station...
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Feb 16, 2015 16:32
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*cant comprehend basic traffic rules and signage*
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I'm so far removed from the natural world I think Central Park is beautiful and somehow noteworthy.
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:This is accurate. BUt you missed Rangers games/concerts at MSG. Don't even have to leave Penn station... Ey, Billy Joel's playin at the Gawden!
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Feb 16, 2015 16:35
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Are yawkahs still afraid of going to central park after dark?
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*gets very defensive about bagels* *orders sub-par bagels when not in NY just to make a scene about them* "You cawl deez bagels???   "
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Feb 16, 2015 16:41
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boom boom boom posted:*thinks the rest of America is nothing but white people and IHOPs until you hit San Francisco* *Is pretty much right*
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Zeroisanumber posted:*Is pretty much right* *is from new york*
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Feb 16, 2015 16:44
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On the other hand, New Yorkers who join the Army are pretty hilarious They spend a lot of time in the field looking suspiciously at the trees, and being startled at every weird noise
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*can't even afford to split a studio with another person in Manhattan* *vigorously defends laws that limit the supply of housing in order to make sure that all buildings in any given neighborhood never look different, since that would destroy the history that isn't theirs and that they will never partake in*
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Feb 16, 2015 16:54
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Hingehead posted:Saw a dude also bring in a giant gently caress off bird cage which naturally was occupied with birds onto the bus, blocking off the aisle. lol
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Feb 16, 2015 17:02
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im from new york i take things that happen every day in the rest of the country w/o incident and make a big deal out of em and then say only in new york
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Feb 16, 2015 17:05
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*Talks about how hosed up Giuliani's police state was. Secretly wishes Giuliani was still mayor.*
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Feb 16, 2015 17:07
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Wut up young blood, time for your daily Terry search. Mmm what's this that purple urkel, daddy's getting a bonus this week. The streets are safe again.
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Feb 16, 2015 17:11
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Wut up young blood, time for your daily Terry search. Mmm what's this that purple urkel, daddy's getting a bonus this week. The streets are safe again. To the NYPD searching black people is just like unlocking Xbox achievements
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Feb 16, 2015 17:16
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*mayor has loud obnoxious public life the rest of the country has to deal with for some reason*
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snowed 4 inches here? better make a megathread got cold out in the winter? let's post about it
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:snowed 4 inches here? better make a megathread *Living in places which have good weather make you soft!*
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Feb 16, 2015 17:20
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"You ever had that Vietnamese noodle soup? It's pronounced like 'faux'"
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New York’s subway system is the most visible and fabled element of the city’s underground. Once famous for graffiti, subway trains today are kept nearly paint free. Yet guerilla creativity has found a new outlet: “scratchiti,” or phrases carved into train windows. THE HOMELESS At one time the city had over 5,000 people living in train and subway tunnels. With assistance from HUD, some of the underground homeless have since moved into apartments. Contrary to legend, there are no large organized communities underground, but transit workers find evidence of elaborate homesteading all over the city. SENSE AND SECURITY Every New York rider has heard of, witnessed, or endured subway crime. Yet subway crime has dropped dramatically. Even so, savvy riders avoid making eye contact, steer clear of altercations, and never ride in an empty car.
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Feb 16, 2015 17:26
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*avoids eye contact with other human beings*
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:*avoids eye contact with other human beings* 
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Feb 16, 2015 17:41
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i'm dying of the grey death . i am a mole person
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*Every building is literally a fortress with bars on the windows, as though zombies mob the streets at night with crow bars looking for ways to break in and eat you, which is in fact the case*
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*hasn't had sex in 2 weeks and considers it a dry spell*
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*Sends gofer slave to camp out for iPhone/Shakespeare in the Park. *Cannot get phone/tickets
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*lives in Hymietown*
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boom boom boom posted:"You ever had that Vietnamese noodle soup? It's pronounced like 'faux'" I thought it was "puh", but then again how would I know because *real new yorkers* don't eat that poo poo. Or Korean, or Thai, or whatever other ethnic crap arriviste hipsters think is so amazingly representative of being a "real new yorker". We go to Burger Heaven or Viand or any old Greek diner and just get a loving burger. Maybe, if you're over 60, a BLT or salad. And maybe, if you're over 70, a tongue and egg salad on rye because that's how you did it back in the day when you tied an onion to your belt.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:*lives in Hymietown* Jesse Jackson knows what's up 
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"I remember New York before Giuliani came in and cleaned it up. It had character ." http://imgur.com/a/PETBA  ^ Character.jpg
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Pho is pronounced like "fuh" hth
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Croc Monster posted:I thought it was "puh", but then again how would I know because *real new yorkers* don't eat that poo poo. Or Korean, or Thai, or whatever other ethnic crap arriviste hipsters think is so amazingly representative of being a "real new yorker". We go to Burger Heaven or Viand or any old Greek diner and just get a loving burger. Maybe, if you're over 60, a BLT or salad. And maybe, if you're over 70, a tongue and egg salad on rye because that's how you did it back in the day when you tied an onion to your belt. It's fuh
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Hector Beerlioz posted:It's been a dream of mine to become a government employee. Hard to fire and work stops at 5 sharp. You're birch made if you stay at work after 5 and don't work in an ER or something
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