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Frank Jameso: Nov 24, 2014

i discovered astrology a couple months ago it's p cool scroll down find where your birthdate falls under and comment

http://edenstreehouse.webs.com/celtictreeastrology.htm

# ? Feb 16, 2015 10:18

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Good Lord Fisher!: Jul 14, 2006; Groovy!

# ? Feb 16, 2015 10:19

tvayisnihyaami: Dec 23, 2012; by Lowtax

if u are into astrology i like u

# ? Feb 16, 2015 10:27

Kosmo Gallion: Sep 13, 2013

The moon affects the tides so why shouldn't it affect the water in our body and make us do crazy poo poo?

# ? Feb 16, 2015 10:41

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

According to this I'm gay?

# ? Feb 16, 2015 10:45

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

That whole site is BarnumEffect.txt

# ? Feb 16, 2015 10:47

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

tvayisnihyaami posted:

if u are into astrology i like u

same

people that don't like astrology are fags and should kill themselves

# ? Feb 16, 2015 10:48

star trek: Apr 7, 2009

astrology israel

# ? Feb 16, 2015 11:20

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Sweet.
I get two animals.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 11:31

Crimson: Nov 7, 2002

Nobody send this to my mom. She will tell me how accurate it is for me, and then buy 50 books on the topic and pay thousands to a personal Celtic astrologer for life advice.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 11:53

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

my zodiac sign sucks therefore all astrology is useless

# ? Feb 16, 2015 12:10

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

look to the shtars bowen

# ? Feb 16, 2015 12:11

DerekSmartymans: Feb 14, 2005; The
Copacetic
Ascetic

gently caress this gay stars

# ? Feb 16, 2015 12:56

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

according to this I can be a powerful sorcerer by eating nuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Feb 16, 2015 13:10

snuggle baby luvs hugs: Aug 30, 2005

wow I always did feel an intuitive connection to willow trees thanks OP

# ? Feb 16, 2015 14:02

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

never trust an elf posted:

wow I always did feel an intuitive connection to willow trees thanks OP

My elementary school was on a Willow Street.

Now you and I are in a way, connected.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 14:32

Tonsured: Jan 14, 2005; I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

My ogreham word is nixon but I wish it was utah

# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:09

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

Tonsured posted:

My ogreham word is nixon but I wish it was utah

literally no idea what anything in this post means but I'm gonna quote it anyway

# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:12

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

VoxIsMyCowboy posted:

The moon affects the tides so why shouldn't it affect the water in our body and make us do crazy poo poo?

your skin blocks it, like how skin let them send a metla terminator through time

# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:14

Mr. Bung: Mar 24, 2005; Get out the pink press threat file
and Um-brrrptzzap the subject.

My spirit animal is a one trick pony..

# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:16

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

do terminators have star signs?

# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:16

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

VoxIsMyCowboy posted:

The moon affects the tides so why shouldn't it affect the water in our body and make us do crazy poo poo?

It does, it's called your period and you naturally sync up with the moon if your not a total whore.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:50

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

i'm a big dipper

# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:53

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

:bigtran:

# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:53

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Chris Rock tells me I'm a Scorpio so that means I'm gonna die....loving.

Owned nerds.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 19:56

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Zombie Boat posted:

Chris Rock tells me I'm a Scorpio so that means I'm gonna die....loving.

Owned nerds.

wow knowing you can never die must be a relief

# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:00

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

jackyl posted:

wow knowing you can never die must be a relief

# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:05

Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

No matter what astrological chart I use, I always miss the cool animal by like a day and end up a lovely animal instead (Jan 22nd birthday). It's bullshit

Chinese: Fire Rabbit
Native American: Beaver
This poo poo: Crane

# ? Feb 16, 2015 20:20

Police Academy III: Nov 4, 2011

quote:

August 14 to August 23 - Cedar (Confidence) Tree
Of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, wants to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

This is almost the exact opposite of me except for the looking down on people part.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 21:03

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

I'm aligned in Uranus.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 21:35

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

wtf........ its like exactly right about me. it literally says I like being lazy lol

# ? Feb 16, 2015 21:44

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Celtic zodiac says I'm a seal.

gently caress Celtic zodiac.

OWL 4 LYFE. :dukedog:

# ? Feb 16, 2015 21:47

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Cuckoo posted:

No matter what astrological chart I use, I always miss the cool animal by like a day and end up a lovely animal instead (Jan 22nd birthday). It's bullshit

Chinese: Fire Rabbit
Native American: Beaver
This poo poo: Crane

My Aztec sign is a crocodile :frogc00l:

Where did you look up your Native American sign? I couldn't even find that poo poo on Wikipedia last time I looked.

I think there's an Egyptian sign, too.

EDIT: Fire Rabbit owns though, what the hell is wrong with you?

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Feb 16, 2015

# ? Feb 16, 2015 21:51

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Amicable relationships with the signs of crane and bee. Will also relate well to the owl, cat and bear.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 21:52

swampland: Oct 16, 2007; Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

jackyl posted:

wow knowing you can never die must be a relief

# ? Feb 16, 2015 22:22

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

quote:

The Celts honored the rhythms of Nature, and observed different flavors of their environment according to the season. Like our Native American kin, the full moon in each month held a special personality.

I cannot say the ancient Celts designated zodiac totem animals according to the time and day of a kinsman/kinswoman's birth. However, I can attest the Celts were undeniably bound to the animal world.

There seems to be no separation between Celtic-kind and animal-kind.

Cast your mind back to the time of the Celts, and observe: Their breath united with the breathing forests. Their eyes blink with the flittering feathers from their bird kin. Their hearts beat in rhythm with the wild beasts of the wood.

Indeed, no distinction between man and nature is made in Celtic ideology. Just as all prime people know, there is no delineation. There is only one.

Stag/Deer: December 24 - January 20
Cat: January 21 - February 17
Adder/Snake: February 18 - March 17
Fox: March 18 - April 14
Cow/Bull: April 15 - May 12
Seahorse: May 13 - June 9
Wren: June 10 - July 7
Horse: July 8 - August 4
Fish/Salmon: August 5 - September 1
Swan: September 2 - September 29
Butterfly: September 30 - October 27
Wolf/Hound: October 28 - November 24
Falcon/Hawk: November 25 - December 23