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Artisinal cakefarts A magazine to help people brag about bands that literally no one had ever heard of, because they haven't actually formed yet. Basically a chatlog of people saying "we should start a band! The stuff we play would be like imagine dragons but way cooler" An iPhone app that tracks how many times you've sent a message that included the word iPhone, app is called smggr An app that sends you really pretentious summaries of basic tv, for talking with your lower class co-workers An app that tells you which music, tv shows, documentaries, apps, and movies that it's okay for people to like. Changes based on the latest thing the director or creator is quoted as saying so you can make sure to only like things made by people you agree with. The paid version tells you which ones to like but only ironically An app that lets you do a complete no-talent job from your phone, like lead singer of Mumford and sons An app that tells you something every day that other people don't know, like a word definition or something. Lets you recognize the other people in line at Starbucks who are as cool as you cause they snickered when you called someone a foppish courtesan An app called cool.ppl that all it does is tell you who close to you is running the app, that way you know who the cool people are and you can exchange knowing glances An app that tells you where to buy one of those retarded-looking overly large stocking hats closest to where you are, in case you're at the beach in july and lost your wool hipster identifier even though let's face it the drat thing may as well be glued to your head. Version 2.0 includes skinny jeans, lumberjack shirts, and some kind of ugly shoes made out of natural material
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