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gently caress seafood except tuna
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Feb 19, 2015 20:02
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hopes posted:gently caress seafood except tuna 
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Feb 19, 2015 20:03
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look i want this to be PERFECTLY CLEAR the ONLY REASON i jerk off my dolphi is because if i don't he gets really ornery and will aggress on the visitors or possibly hump them and that is a loving lawsuit my employer CANNOT deal with, ok? OK??
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Feb 19, 2015 20:05
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btw you better enjoy that picture because when I looked up dolphin fucker I also got a picture of a channer putting his dick into a dogs rear end in a top hat. gently caress
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Feb 19, 2015 20:09
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I've come to the realization that turkey dogs are better than regular hot dogs They don't stink when you microwave them They don't get greasy They don't burst in the microwave They're healthier They taste exactly the same
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Feb 19, 2015 20:14
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huh now that I think of it I've never actually had a turkey dog. Where do you get them
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Feb 19, 2015 20:15
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They have them at target so I assume pretty much any grocery store
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Feb 19, 2015 20:26
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eh the vons I go to has a pitiful selection of dogs
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Feb 19, 2015 20:33
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Human flesh is delicious... Fish tastes horrible
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Feb 19, 2015 20:35
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ranch dressing is loving disgusting
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Feb 19, 2015 20:37
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Cooked spinach tastes like grass, I don't care how much vinegar or cheese you try to throw in with it. But it's good for you so you should eat it anyways. A raw spinach salad with strawberries, almonds, and green onions with a nice vinaigrette is loving heavenly though, which is kinda weird.
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Feb 19, 2015 21:33
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radiatinglines posted:I've come to the realization that turkey dogs are better than regular hot dogs grilling and even goddamn boiling is too hard apparently, let's evaluate food based on how it does in the microwave 
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Feb 19, 2015 21:39
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MrChupon posted:I'll give people a pass on meats due to dietary/religious preference but if you won't eat specific fruits and vegetables you can gently caress off. I love kiwi fruit. The last time I attempted to eat a kiwi back in...2011 or so...my mouth started to tickle really bad...then my throat...then i got really nauseous and sweaty and I shouted a rainbow at my toilet. General consensus is not to even try another one because it could kill me edit: yeah I know i should eat a bag of kiwis, go ahead and say it anyway though
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Feb 19, 2015 21:42
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a hole-y ghost posted:btw you better enjoy that picture because when I looked up dolphin fucker I also got a picture of a channer putting his dick into a dogs rear end in a top hat. gently caress you are pretty much jesus, ty my man
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Feb 19, 2015 21:51
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Claven666 posted:I love kiwi fruit. The last time I attempted to eat a kiwi back in...2011 or so...my mouth started to tickle really bad...then my throat...then i got really nauseous and sweaty and I shouted a rainbow at my toilet. General consensus is not to even try another one because it could kill me eat a bagf od CIKS LOL
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Feb 19, 2015 21:52
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Kasumeat posted:
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Feb 19, 2015 21:54
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Claven666 posted:I love kiwi fruit. The last time I attempted to eat a kiwi back in...2011 or so...my mouth started to tickle really bad...then my throat...then i got really nauseous and sweaty and I shouted a rainbow at my toilet. General consensus is not to even try another one because it could kill me At least this is legitimate. To be like this woman you would have to basically claim allergy to kiwis but then constantly get Kiwi shakes at Jamba Juice or whatever. Like it's drat clear she is just a baby about raw tomato texture when she wolfs down Ketchup and Pizza like its going out of style.
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Feb 19, 2015 22:08
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Starving Autist posted:grilling and even goddamn boiling is too hard apparently, let's evaluate food based on how it does in the microwave Yeah lemme fire up the grill / wait for water to boil and clean a pan so I can get the best out of my meat slurry
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Feb 19, 2015 22:22
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i don't like pho. I just don't.
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Feb 19, 2015 22:39
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if youre white and dont like cilantro that just makes you a dumbass with flawed genetics
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Feb 19, 2015 22:47
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I bought a jar of kimchi at Whole Foods thinking I'd like it, but it is less spicy and less fermented than I was expecting. It's like mild salsa basically. I ain't putting that on rice.
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Feb 19, 2015 23:20
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if your whole foods is like mine their kimchi is not spicy or fermented enough you gotta go to the Korea store and get that real stinky stuff
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Feb 19, 2015 23:29
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City of Tampa posted:I bought a jar of kimchi at Whole Foods thinking I'd like it, but it is less spicy and less fermented than I was expecting. It's like mild salsa basically. I ain't putting that on rice. sounds like you got bad kimchi, as kimchi is one of the coolest + best things on the planet
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Feb 19, 2015 23:30
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City of Tampa posted:I bought a jar of kimchi at Whole Foods thinking I'd like it, but it is less spicy and less fermented than I was expecting. It's like mild salsa basically. I ain't putting that on rice. I bet you got the kind with the smiley Korean mom on it bc that kind is very salsa like Again you gotta get the big gallon tanker of real stinky kind man
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Feb 19, 2015 23:38
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BKPR posted:i don't like pho. I just don't. phô dumbass learn to spellit
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Feb 19, 2015 23:48
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I don't like mashed potato, cauliflower or broccoli but basically everything else I've tried made me go "huh, whatever" at worst. I'm afraid of catching the 'tism 
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Feb 19, 2015 23:51
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i could see cauliflower and possibly broccoli but who the hell doesn't like mashed potatoes? autists. that's who.
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Feb 20, 2015 00:11
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A Tasteful Nude posted:I bet you got the kind with the smiley Korean mom on it bc that kind is very salsa like Actually I passed on the smiling Korean mom brand and got this mostly because the jar looked cool:  http://www.wildbrine.com/product/R2-D2 I'm not aware of any Korean grocers near me but I'll keep looking. I was expecting something like a spicy sauerkraut with weird vegetables, but this particular brand actually tastes pretty bland.
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Feb 20, 2015 00:13
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zen death robot posted:Bad news gently caress.
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Feb 20, 2015 00:18
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what kind of loving human being doesn't like mashed potatoes?
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Feb 20, 2015 00:51
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I dont like when people refuse to eat a type of food it makes me think they are babies lotsa people somewhere think it's good and tasty but your baby mouth not only can't find anyhing enjoyable about it but also literallllly won't tolerate having the item inside it I don't get it I donno I shouldn't care but I do kinda
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Feb 20, 2015 01:04
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Big Beef City posted:what kind of loving human being doesn't like mashed potatoes? <-- this guy. I seriously don't understand it but that poo poo makes me gag. I can't even describe why I don't like it. I really dislike the taste of broccoli and cauliflower but I'll eat them if they're served to me when I'm a guest but I literally cannot eat mashed potato. If someone serves it to me I'll kind of dip whatever else I'm eating into it so some of it goes and later say I'm full and couldn't eat the rest because it honestly makes some weird reflex in me make me feel like I'm gonna vomit when I try to eat it. e: my dad told me that he gave me mashed potato when I was about 2 years old and he wasn't paying enough attention to feeding me that day and it was like scalding hot and burnt my stupid baby mouth, maybe that's why?
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Feb 20, 2015 01:12
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to be fair there are more interesting ways to prepare potatoes
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Feb 20, 2015 01:15
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all foods have within them the potential to be good, but the debased nature of human existence can turn even the most pristine of things into something awful
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Feb 20, 2015 01:23
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Quote-Unquote posted:<-- this guy. I seriously don't understand it but that poo poo makes me gag. I can't even describe why I don't like it. I really dislike the taste of broccoli and cauliflower but I'll eat them if they're served to me when I'm a guest but I literally cannot eat mashed potato. If someone serves it to me I'll kind of dip whatever else I'm eating into it so some of it goes and later say I'm full and couldn't eat the rest because it honestly makes some weird reflex in me make me feel like I'm gonna vomit when I try to eat it. That sounds unfortunate can you do baked potatoes, I mean if they get split open and they fluff a little it's really almost the same thing. Do you like grits? Grits have a similar texture/flavor thing to them (if you make them plain) sorta Haverchuck posted:to be fair there are more interesting ways to prepare potatoes Well yeah, but it'd be like if someone said 'I don't like sheet cake' and your response was 'pfft this one's got frosting and a sparkler sticking out of it!'.
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Feb 20, 2015 01:23
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Big Beef City posted:This is a serious post: If you're past the age of 12 and won't eat whatever, you're a child.
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Feb 20, 2015 01:25
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I only like mashed potatoes that have lots of garlic, and/or the skins mashed up in them. Too many people make mashed potatoes like buttered wallpaper paste and I hate that poo poo.
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Feb 20, 2015 01:26
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City of Tampa posted:I only like mashed potatoes that have lots of garlic, and/or the skins mashed up in them. Too many people make mashed potatoes like buttered wallpaper paste and I hate that poo poo. Well yeah, again though, that's like the people who don't like broccoli and it's because they grew up eating brocolli boiled until was nearly tan and limp. You can get poorly made foods and not like them. That's different than just saying "All apples. Out. Forever."
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Feb 20, 2015 01:28
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City of Tampa posted:I only like mashed potatoes that have lots of garlic, and/or the skins mashed up in them. Too many people make mashed potatoes like buttered wallpaper paste and I hate that poo poo.
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yeah I use buttermilk and/or sour cream in mine and that kicks them up pretty good. There's an episode of Jacques Pepin where he makes mashed potatoes and he talks about a chef he knows in france that makes some kind of ridiculously rich mashed potatoes at his restaurant that are like 50/50 potato to butter ratio lol
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