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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > If you don't eat basically every food you're autistic
 
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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Kasumeat posted:

Here is a comprehensive list of foods you can not like if prepared well and still not be autistic:

- offal (real offal like lungs and brain, not widely-appealing stuff like heart or tripe)
- cilantro (if you're white)
- anise, fennel, etc
- intentionally disgusting foods like casa marzu

If you dislike anything else, you're autistic, sorry. If you have a problem with certain textures, you're what's considered to be low-functioning.
wtfs wrong with anise and fennel

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

gay sewer monster posted:

i like to eat all the food. brussels tho? seriously, lemme just eat this miserable little bitter green ball that will make me fart death, sounds great
if there bitter you're either a ridiculously sensitive baby or cooking them wrong.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Motherfucker posted:

everything that comes from the ocean tastes like salt and turd cut with mercury which is probably because thats what it is.
thats what you'll be saying when I jizz into your mouth... fucker

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Motherfucker posted:

sorry about your mercury dick you nasty dick fucker
don't be sorry

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

 bb :wink:

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

 for the record I have not encountered a single food I won't eat.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

 normal kale is not good unless its cooked but lacinato kale can be nice and sweet and crisp

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Haverchuck posted:

which sucks because youre not supposed to eat them anymore or theyll go extinct. theyre overfished and cant be farmed
sad in deed

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Short Penguin posted:

my mom grew up eating things like tongue, and I suppose she passed it onto me. I don't mind it. Neither do I mind liver. If it's cooked right, it's loving delicious.
lmao your mother gives you tongue

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

hopes posted:

gently caress seafood except tuna
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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

 btw you better enjoy that picture because when I looked up dolphin fucker I also got a picture of a channer putting his dick into a dogs rear end in a top hat. gently caress

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

 huh now that I think of it I've never actually had a turkey dog. Where do you get them

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

 eh the vons I go to has a pitiful selection of dogs

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