If you don't eat basically every food you're autistic

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

OP would you eat a dick?

mine

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 06:57

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

actually i really dont like water chestnuts

i will still eat them though

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 06:57

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a hole-y ghost posted:

if there bitter you're either a ridiculously sensitive baby or cooking them wrong.

when in doubt with your greens add more butter and salt and pepper

also this is interesting about taste
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/feb/12/are-you-a-supertaster

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 07:19

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gay sewer monster posted:

ya everyone says cook them with as much butter and salt and pepper as possible, and that just sounds like beating the dead horse of flavor

i have a good way to make them but i need to go out and get more beer ill be back and type it up its not that hard tbh but you have to like greens to be sure

broccoli on the other hand is super easy to make tasty as heck

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 07:21

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i will be back to type about food im going to buy a cheap six pack

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 07:23

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gay sewer monster posted:

i could eat any green except the brussels. never tried kale

if you are making like a healthy soup with lentils and stuff put kale in there, but chop it up really fine, stuff takes a while to cook, poo poo is good though and it will impart its green flavor on the whole broth

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 07:44

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Haverchuck posted:

thought of one: i dont like pumpkin pie, its mealy and tastes like cinnamon

try adding ice cream ya dofus!!

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 07:46

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

granny smith apples can go away

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 07:47

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Haverchuck posted:

true but ice cream is a net improvement to all dessert pies, except maybe key lime

you are totally right but with pumpkin pie its necessary, either that or double cream, just flavor profiles like you said before its mealy and tastes like cinnamon, needs something else right?

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 07:48

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the first time i had vanilla gelato and an espresso poured over top i figuratively jizzed in my pants in my mouth

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 07:51

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Portals posted:

some people don't like chocolate but it's probably because they've only had hershey's or some other bullshit semi-chocolate

i have some lindt "master chocolate" extra dark right here that tastes like figurative orgasm in your mouth

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 07:55

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Starving Autist posted:

im gonna order sea turtle sashimi, and no one can stop me

ill say it again i want to eat a loving toucan that is force fed until its overweight then drowned in cognac and then cooked, prepared, and served in its own bill

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 07:58

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ill actually eat anything like sometimes during a staff meeting just to gross people out ill take a chocolate chip cookie or maybe a strawberry and dunk it in blue cheese dip :twisted:

its tastes really bad though

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 08:03

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

garlic pizza bread dipped into chocolate sauce

also gross

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 08:08

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

one thing i actually couldnt eat at all was a blended mcdonalds meal. the worst loving thing. a coke, fries, and a big mac blended is very hard to drink.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 08:09

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Starving Autist posted:

why would you do that to yourself? if that were even remotely edible, mcdonalds would have already started selling it like that

i got a sip into it and was about to puke

i do dumb things with my friends when we drink is my only excuse

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 08:12

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