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He gives creepy stares at Padme and makes unwanted sexual advances as well. He attempted to argue with Padme in front of everyone and gets shot down for it, looking like an idiot. Constantly complains about everything. He's a mama's boy. Dreams of world power, getting revenge on those who wrongs him. Is overly sensitive on minor criticisms. Likes LARPing with his laser sword and cosplaying. Like Lowtax, he lost a fight three times. More importantly, he called Padme "m'lady". 
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He also hated sand people.
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Hingehead posted:He gives creepy stares at Padme and makes unwanted sexual advances as well. He attempted to argue with Padme in front of everyone and gets shot down for it, looking like an idiot. Constantly complains about everything. He's a mama's boy. Dreams of world power, getting revenge on those who wrongs him. Is overly sensitive on minor criticisms. Likes LARPing with his laser sword and cosplaying. Like Lowtax, he lost a fight three times. of course it's from deviantart is there a character - real or fictional - that they WON'T inflate-fetish?
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Feb 20, 2015 02:55
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Sand people are more like wild dogs so it's cool Annie, we still cool.
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Feb 20, 2015 03:10
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Luke Skywalker walker was a techie: -Way too excited about going to the toshie station to pick up power converter -No obvious girlfriend -Despite blowing up the deathstar women don't throw themselves at him
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etalian posted:Luke Skywalker walker was a techie: Leia smiled at Luke and snubbed at Hans during the award ceremony. They definitely had sex.
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Feb 20, 2015 03:16
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hey I'm a goon too! I'm just like Anakin!
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Big Beef City posted:hey I'm a goon too! Do you hate women? Then you're on the right track!
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etalian posted:Luke Skywalker walker was a techie: Luke is gay. Gay for the Force, of course.
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Anakin? I shot that guy down a bunch of times in Planetside.
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the auralnauts remix is much more enjoyable than the movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DD45wBDLNs
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lol fat people
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I have never watched any of the recent star wars films am I missing anything? Or should I just continue to ignore them like I've already done.
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Feb 20, 2015 05:06
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of course he's a goon, he masturbated with a robotic hand
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This is someone's sex fantasy and was created as a masturbation aid. Y'all know that, right?
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doesnt look anything like james franco tho
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numberoneposter posted:the auralnauts remix is much more enjoyable than the movie It really is to the point where it should be the official origin of Vader.
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Iamblikhos posted:This is someone's sex fantasy and was created as a masturbation aid.
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albany academy posted:of course it's from deviantart Albany academy scoffed with disgust as his fingers gingerly strummed over the keys of his board, clicking away in the darkest, most foul smelling apartment, the Mountain Dew and Frito-lay's Doritos bags piled high on the Ikea computer desk he had bought for himself after graduating college with a major in English. He could barely keep in the disdain for the sick and vile fetishists on the internet, corrupting everything good and pure like Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Jon Stewart with their blatant sexual escapades, treating them almost as if some sort of personal 50 Shades of Grey. As he rolled his computer chair back away from the desk and pushed himself to his feet, he could feel the reality of life making his head spin and vision blur; 15 hours posting on the SomethingAwful forums, and THIS biological body is holding me back? He thought, yet little did he know he was victim of the flesh as well... Albany academy did however feel another tingle, deep in his loins as he knew that after years of being desensitized to the internet, he had evolved far from your basic fapping to pictures of beautiful ladies, videos, even such perverse things as the wildest of sexually fueled kinks couldn't compensate for what he knew deep down inside of himself he had to conquer, and the reward that would surely come if he was to do so. He took to his bedroom closet, crawling over piles of old clothing that barely fit his rotund gut anymore, and after feverishly digging under piles of unwashed clothing, he pulls out his most coveted of possessions. The bicycle pump was a old friend indeed, getting him through those countless, womanless, nights of post Warcraft raiding. As he pulled out a bottle of Albertsons' brand jellied lubrication, his breathing began to increase, more closer to that of a pant as he lubed his encrusted anus beyond all doubt, and gingerly plugged the puckered muscle with the fitted air output, typically reserved entirely for inflating the inner tube tires of bicycles... little did the cashier knew when she sold him this, that this devices was better than any Fleshlight or orgasm could bring. His meaty, sausage-like digits gripped the handle, as he began stroking the plunger deep into the base, hearing- and feeling, the air being pumped inside of his colon as his guts began to churn and bubble from the pressure. He was beyond all control now, feverishly pumping his puckered anus with air, the sounds of gasping almost implying that the pumping was so hard, it was shooting from his butt and out of his mouth, but obviously that's not how the human body works. Finally, with a engorged member he took a sharp recline onto his bed and ADMIRED that big, hairy, belly, looking like a pregnant sow while rolling his hips and grunting, body beaded with sweat as he pumps his turgid member hard enough that HHNNNNGHSPLAT~! Semen shoots all over the wall, leaving him there bewildered with himself after finally erupting and sating his evolutionary desire to orgasm, farting himself to sleep for the rest of the evening. Goon night good. iroguebot fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Feb 20, 2015 |
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Where did goons ever get the idea that this kind of thing is good or funny?
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Where did goons ever get the idea that this kind of thing is good or funny? Dates back to Hakan doing it, back in the year 2000.
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John_A_Tallon posted:Dates back to Hakan doing it, back in the year 2000. I'm sorry but LF invented that meme in 1999
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*checks long data print out* hmm yes, this is indeed pod racing
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Where did goons ever get the idea that this kind of thing is good or funny?
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