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sci fi or fantasy medieval or modern books or tv or movies or whatever who cares * we need a set of rules for magic because if magic can do everything there's no conflict! so wizards a numerical MP (generated by microorganisms called midi chlorians) a they can only have a few spells that they "equip" into "slots", which they can learn if they have enough experience po * magic can't do everythign but wizards are still better than everyone at everything * only my self insert is able to stop it because * the star ship needs a captain, a first officer, a security officer, and a chef so the captain will be the white male human, security officer will be from a planet of alien security officers, the first officer will be from the first officer planet. the chef COULD be from a chef planet but I think we be unconventional and make her a lady from the all lady planet * the non traditional role on the ship will be a * there's an evil race of bugs with a hivemind (note: i think that's how bees work, the hive has a brain and that's the hive mind) * earth's culture has evolved, now all my fetishes are an understood part of the culture (this should fly under the banner of fiction being "speculative", thanks heinlein)
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Feb 21, 2015 21:18
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Pvt Dancer posted:everyone is gay
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Feb 21, 2015 21:20
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Pvt Dancer posted:everyone is gay
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Feb 21, 2015 21:21
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These dark skinned people have a rich culture of music and dancing
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Feb 21, 2015 21:22
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these aliens from the far flung corner of the universe speak ebonics for some reason
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Feb 21, 2015 21:24
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our world needs a good religion. something ppl can really get behind
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Feb 21, 2015 21:26
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a world of basic bitches
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Pvt Dancer posted:everyone is gay The entire population of the world will die off unless one straight man born and orphaned in a village burned down by militant heterophobes can save the day.
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Feb 21, 2015 21:35
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Bert Roberge posted:The entire population of the world will die off unless one straight man born and orphaned in a village burned down by militant heterophobes can save the day. we're worldbuilding here noob babies are born anally
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a world where people turn into inhuman monsters and try to eat you but they're NOT zombies.
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My world has really gay explanation for magic, ie people use souls or are like, tapping into soul energy or some gay poo poo. In this world people treat magic like science even though it's impossible for people to ever take it seriously because the laws are completely retarded and nonfunctioning together listen dog I put this poo poo together over my nasty lunch of boiled tomato and 1000 cal grilled cheese suck my balls. VERY BRUTAL. Characters get killed all the time, this totally puts you on edge not knowing who dies and grieving when your favorite characters die I GUARANTEE that this WILL NOT make you actually not give a poo poo about the characters and automatically assume everyone is going to die as a super contrived gimmick nonstop. Also my made up language is always going to sound like some variation of elvish from LOTR, please don't mind the apostrophes imbecile as they are part of a different language, umlauts all over the place, like my two testes hovering over letters because I teabag your brain with this tedious god drat garbage.
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JebanyPedal posted:My world has really gay explanation for magic, ie people use souls or are like, tapping into soul energy or some gay poo poo. jackoff crystals are real and are the source of all power in the universe
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:jackoff crystals are real and are the source of all power in the universe I mean I'm deffo gonna get Pillars of Eternity because it looks fun as balls but when I read that "soul magic" poo poo my eyes spun so hard that I started vomitting on my thick rear end cock and man, couldn't get that taste off my cock for weeks I was sucking this vomitty rear end tasting cock for like three weeks.
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Feb 21, 2015 22:04
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all towns have a granary, aqueduct and city walls
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My world is basically Game Of Thrones but with more tits and less bad writing.
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super macho dude posted:My world is basically Game Of Thrones but with more tits and less bad writing. Except for the tits that's basically Dune.
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temples are important too i guess
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You forgot the market and also the generic shady part of town.
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thats old town where gangs are trying to disrupt the kingdom
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time works the same way as four balls on the edge of a cliff
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the people in north space are hardier + stronger, closer to nature
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The world has two suns. Once a year in March they align, and it kills off all life on the planet.
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The left side of the map is an ocean, the right side of the map is impassible mountains.
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A large racial conflict between a species of people called glumans, where one race is green and the other gray.
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Azraelle posted:one race is green and the other gay.
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Let's brainstorm. How do we make the main villain more like Hitler?
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corruption in the government. warlocks secretly running wild under the king's palace
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Fat Lowtax posted:Let's brainstorm. How do we make the main villain more like Hitler? "Killing the Jews" is gauche, Greg.
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Dwarves communicate only by regulating the way they smell, and their equivalent of the written word are large collections of little bottles with the body odor of old wise dwarves.
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There's a large mass of undead in the cold north only kept at bay by a huge wall.
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The universe is a large ocean, and planets are floating around in it with suns orbiting around them, seafaring and space travel is the same thing
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the elves no longer exist so rich men catch young twinks, tie their ears so they are pointy then release them into the forest
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the ancients were real advanced and good and magic but the world has fallen into dark times since then
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Elves were first.
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All the countries and races are divided by convenient mountain ranges, just as God intended
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"Well, as you know," I say to my friend, before launching into an explanation of some bit of futuristic technology or major world event that everyone in the universe is familiar with and doesn't need explained to them, for the reader's benefit.
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crystals. probably glowy and each one a different color and there's like.. idk, what's a good mystical sounding number? 4? 5? 7? ...13? nah that's too many but anyway there's some extremely intense and extremely nondescript form of energy contained in em and if the bad guy collects all of them bad poo poo will go down. bad. fuckin. poo poo.... of some variety. *farts*
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forgot to add barracks to my cities
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