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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I see a lot of hate and a lot of homosexuals on these forums but I just want to know that jesus...JESUUUUUUUUUUUUS loves you. Can I get an amen? I said can I get an amen?!

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Gaunab posted:

I see a lot of hate and a lot of homosexuals on these forums but I just want to know that jesus...JESUUUUUUUUUUUUS loves you. Can I get an amen? I said can I get an amen?!

Jesus is gay.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
do you think people from the bible ever got PTSD?

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
This was a pretty big risk to execute so poorly.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
like, COD4 gave me PSTD, I can't imagine what people turning into salt would do to me

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

redshirt posted:

Jesus is gay.

if loving jesus is wrong, i don't want to be right

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=039Z65LToQ4

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Gaunab posted:

if loving jesus is wrong, i don't want to be right

Would you give Jesus a blow job?

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Jesus loves me, not you.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

burritolingus posted:

Jesus loves me, not you.

Jesus is in an open relationship with the world

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
Step 1) crucify jesus
Step 2) get gassed

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Which one op?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jesus was a bitch and retard he looked like a loving tool on that cross and was asking for it IMHO.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Zeno-25 posted:

Which one op?


this jesus

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I heard Jesus only loves children like most catholic priests.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Jesus liked to cruise the gym after working on those crucifix abs

We love him for it and he loves us back

semon demon
Jul 31, 2006

jesus was an alien hybrid

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
jesus has such low standards

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

show us on the doll where Jesus touched you

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I know Jesus loves me, dude wont stop loving calling. No means NO, Jesus!

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
thamks jesus ilu too

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

bullshit i dont believe it no body loves me i am a big fat stupid human being im a loving human being gfgay i hate mself some one kill me thanks tia

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i hate my dad and i hate jesus christ~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

curretn mood: human being

current music: slipknot

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

welcome back to facebook, do you know these people?

A LIST OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO TURNED THE'RE BACK ON YOU

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Gaunab posted:

Jesus is in an open relationship with the world

Jesus you lying bastard you said you loved me Jesus how could you Jesus?

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Jesus is a lie. Sorry.

fearlessflyingfish
Dec 24, 2014

Did you seriously pack drugs and candy for dinner?
I know, he keeps using his magic powers to leave notes in all my hamburgers. It's really ruining my lunch.

shrimp fried rice 4-EVA
Feb 2, 2012

Holding my breath and I'm playing for keeps.
If Jesus loved me then why did he tell my ex to leave me and gently caress that pastors son?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
jesus loved gay sex and ripping huge bong hits

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

FluffyDice posted:

If Jesus loved me then why did he tell my ex to leave me and gently caress that pastors son?

because she wasn't good enough for you

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Does jesus love me too?

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

psyopmonkey posted:

Does jesus love me too?

th' jeez loves every1

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfnMpFG9wrk

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Jesus thinks you're a jerk.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

yeah rip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNqAHrNNLqA

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus


jesus loves anal

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

redshirt posted:

Jesus is gay.

don't talk about Jared Leto that way

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

ded posted:



jesus loves anal

maybe the big guy likes getting sucked off though

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

bible already told me so OP but thanks nevertheless

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
im mary magdalene ama about yeshuas fat brown dong

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