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Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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Why the gently caress do I have to pay to watch OBOS online? Oh yes, I'll definitely pay over a thousand bucks a year to watch powerhouses such as Strømmen and Jerv match off against my clown team.

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Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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TheRat posted:

Could be worse. Could be Viking.

Yeah, 1 win and 10th is much worse than 3 straight losses and dead last.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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Zwachro posted:

Well if we go by this metric being a division down and losing 0-3 to Hødd actually becomes good so why not? :shobon:

loving Hødd.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
I cheer for Mjøndalen. The better they do, the less terrible our loss to them look.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
Had to struggle to find Brann there. At least give us the italics!

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
Kill me now.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
Good job by Aalesunds. Never should have hired him in the first place.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
Guys! Brann just elected a new board, with minimal complications and chaos! Soon we might even have a permanent sports director and a managing director. Can't wait for us to be ready to prepare for the new seas- oh wait. Oh... :smith:

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
Ahh... nice to destroy a team from Trøndelag again :getin:

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage

torjus posted:

It would be nice if everybody could explain which teams they are talking about.
This thread is really confusing.

Obviously the fault is yours for not keeping a spreadsheet of everybody's team alignments :rolleyes:

Puseklepp fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Apr 30, 2015

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
In OBOS news, Brann just became the first team at any level to beat Bryne this year :getin:

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage

Zwachro posted:

Yea, the week started kind of poo poo with the Jerv match but after beating Trondheim's and now Jæren's finest I'm okay with it.

I'm starting to look forward to matches again. A strange feeling.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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truls posted:

Walk in the park for Brann!

:getin:

Baggins posted:

Oh, for gently caress'S SAKE!

:getin:

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
No shame in losing to Mjøndalen.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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Brann... :negative:

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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Insurrectionist posted:

Football is a stupid sport for fuckers anyway.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage

Picer posted:

Goals? WE GOT GOALS!

Holy hell so many goals.

Can we have some of yours?

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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TheRat posted:

Football is kind of cool


rear end cobra posted:

Football is both cool and good

Wow. Some really bad opinions itt!!!!

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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euroboy posted:

Worst loving season ever

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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I hope you guys don't miss Brann cause we'll never be back again.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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Norling is gone. Good man, good coach, bad fit for Brann.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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L. Ron Mexico posted:

is there even such a thing as a coach that is a good fit for brann? who would that even be?

Mons Ivar Mjelde. So of course we had to sabotage and kick him out as soon as he got success.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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Picer posted:

A fellow by the first name Tom and last name N....

BA is reporting that we are talking with a Norwegian to take over by Monday. Maybe.

As long as it isn't Aabrekk.

I'd like Nielsen over any of the free Norwegian candidates, so hope BA is wrong though.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
TV2 says it might be Lars Arne Nilsen. Know nothing about him except he won the cup while almost getting relegated from OBOS. Sounds like a good fit.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
Didn't watch the match, but we won it so I'm happy. Looking forward to winning TL in 2016.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
Brann won 4-1 today. Not only are we gonna win OBOS 2015 and Tippeligaen 2016, we'll win NM too!

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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azathosk posted:

Football is poo poo. Even Brann is notching up some points.


1 point from direct promotion :frogc00l:

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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Lurgy posted:

We're jumpstarting the not-so-silly-mid-season-transfer-window-season by having Turkish wonderboy Demirci on trial, and he's got only months left on his contract with Besiktas so he might be a cheap deal.

...He's not a centre-back though. Søderlund better start practising his man-marking skills.

What you mean, not so silly? Brann is reported to have skipped out on getting much needed midfielders in the winter window because we're banking on getting Austin back this summer.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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Brann starting today with 50 year old goalkeeper coach Dan Riisnes on the bench :lol:

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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Contrary to common belief so is Brann not a football club, but a cruel practical joke on Bergen.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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azathosk posted:

We just sold Sivert Heltne Nilsen to Brann. I did see that coming.

I'm positive. Bring all good players from Bergen home.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
I'm sure daddy-Nilsen will take good care of his son and know how to approach him with criticism.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
Brann continuing to raid VIF's waste bin. Ruben Kristiansen signed for 3.5 years.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
More Brann transfer news. Orlov out on loan to Sweden, Liberian player Rennie on loan to Brann in return. And Pedersen sold to Strømsgodset.

This has been one of the most active Brann summer transfer windows I can remember in a while.

In: Sivert Heltne Nilsen, Viljar Vevatne, Ruben Kristiansen and Amadayia Rennie.
Out: Marcus Pedersen, Jacob Orlov and Erdin Demir.

We're likely to get a new striker this window as well. Steffen Lie Skålevik from Åsane seems the most likely candidate.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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Zwachro posted:

He plays for Nest-Sotra.

And loving hell, Åsane just took the lead.

Yes of course :doh: mixed up local teams there.

Also, Hagos is a shithead and Grønner an idiot.

Draw was fair in that match all in all, wish we played like we did the last 30 minutes whole match. Karadas made a huge difference.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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Zwachro posted:

Only medicals remain, apparently! :toot:

17 A-team players will now be from Bergen area (16 if you don't include Raum I guess). Must be new record in modern times?

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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Zwachro posted:

poo poo match, but 0-0 is okay I guess.

Only watched the first half, but I was positively surprised to see us being as halfway-decent as they were.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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Zwachro posted:

Holy poo poo even Barmen is scoring goals :stare:

I was 100% certain he was gonna miss. Good for him.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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azathosk posted:

"How to fail at football 101" by Vålerenga Fotball.

I will just put the main talking points here:
- Do well in the first part of the season (against all odds)
- Talk about next season mid-season (We will be even better that season)
- If at close range for a medal - talk about gold
- Buy former superstar players (like Mohammed Abdellaoue)
- Don't win a single match at home for about four games
- Fail.

Thank you.

Meanwhile the secret to succeed in OBOS is apparently buying VIF cast-offs. No idea why you sold us Kristiansen, cause he's brilliant.

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Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

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azathosk posted:

He's a great player for low league football.

Must be why he made a career and made it to the national team playing top level football.

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