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The aint can-can?
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Mar 15, 2015 22:52
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I don't even understand what happened in this video game. Thank you for LPing it.
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Mar 15, 2015 23:02
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gently caress you Jack Orlando. gently caress you Toontrax. And gently caress you corn in the bible for making me know that this garbage exists.
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Mar 15, 2015 23:04
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Come to think of it, did we ever actually figure out who killed that guy at the beginning? You know, the crime Jack was being accused of in the first place? I guess the game is implying it was Major Reynolds, but did we ever find any proof of that?
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Mar 15, 2015 23:07
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Hyper Crab Tank posted:Come to think of it, did we ever actually figure out who killed those guys at the beginning? You know, the crime Jack was being accused of in the first place? I guess the game is implying it was Major Reynolds, but did we ever find any proof of that? Look, at this point, we're lucky we got any sort of plot resolution.
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Mar 15, 2015 23:08
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I hate this stupid game, thank you corn in the bible
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Mar 15, 2015 23:11
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No Gravitas posted:You gotta be kidding me. Thank you corn in the bible, for taking us along on this enthralling mystery.
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Mar 15, 2015 23:19
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Hyper Crab Tank posted:Come to think of it, did we ever actually figure out who killed that guy at the beginning? You know, the crime Jack was being accused of in the first place? I guess the game is implying it was Major Reynolds, but did we ever find any proof of that? August Bellinger, that dude who died in a drive-by, was an assassin and is the dude who murdered the first guy. Then the mafia killed Bellinger and Jack got his fiance, so it all worked out! this is great, thank you!
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Mar 15, 2015 23:23
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SelenicMartian posted:Hey, in Mystery of the Druids you steal 60p from a beggar and you have to work hard to knock him out with pure alcohol.
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Mar 15, 2015 23:30
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Wait, I thought your boss was also in on it as well?
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Mar 15, 2015 23:30
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Oooh, that guy. Wait, hold on. The guy in the cutscene had a cane. The hint we got even suggested the weird guy that came in had a cane. Bellinger does not have a cane in any of the scenes he's in. Did we get the wrong guy killed?  Actually, come to think of it, why did the mafia send a guy to pay off Bellinger for the job he did only to gun him down 10 minutes later?
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Mar 15, 2015 23:32
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Thank you, this was amazing. I've never been so baffled by a video game before.
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Mar 15, 2015 23:35
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:Wait, I thought your boss was also in on it as well? He was! He's the dude in the grey trenchcoat who gets arrested at the end.
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Mar 15, 2015 23:36
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Well, and here I thought that Hopkins FBI and Hero Inc were the worst garbage. So, it turns out my CD of German Jack Orlando still works.  Apparently there's an Easy Version? ... That's as far as I can get, it installs but won't start 
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Mar 15, 2015 23:44
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corn in the bible posted:He was! He's the dude in the grey trenchcoat who gets arrested at the end. Then who the hell was congratulating you on a job well done at the end?
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Mar 15, 2015 23:53
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Wait, that's the end of the game? loving really? 
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Mar 15, 2015 23:54
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ultrafilter posted:The aint can-can? aint can dance aint can talk only thing about me is the way I walk this game sucks
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Mar 16, 2015 00:08
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gschmidl posted:That's as far as I can get, it installs but won't start Ok, I'm checking on YouTube. The German dialogue is markedly different. Jack is much more subdued in his interactions and not constantly randomly insulting. The conversations also make vastly more sense -- this must've been translated directly from the original, not from English. The voice acting is pretty uniformly bad outside of Jack. The Chinese guy is as racist as he is in English. There is also a completely different flow to the conversation somehow -- some dialogues are quite a bit longer in German, others are cut down. There is an incredibly lengthy explanation scene about what will happen to the colonel and Jack when they try to arrest Stewart, for example.
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Mar 16, 2015 00:08
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Are the puzzles still ludicrously implausible and impossible to find? Also, I remember the LP mentioned an anchor being stolen somewhere, did that ever get used for anything? Also how much stuff is there in this game that just exists to be stolen by the player?
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Mar 16, 2015 00:12
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Well, this sure was a game. And an LP. Whoever was doing the translation notes, could you continue / summarize? That was actually really interesting.
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Mar 16, 2015 00:44
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Xander77 posted:Well, this sure was a game. And an LP. That was me but honestly I feel like doing that for the entire game would be waaaaay too much effort. Also, my sole source for Polish text is a youtube LP and the guy is fuckin' hopeless and also playing the game blind 
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Mar 16, 2015 00:51
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Any chance you could be persuaded to do one of the really bizarre ones, if the LP has them? I can't imagine the writers sat down and went "let's make 50% of the dialogue in the game incoherent gibberish", and I'm genuinely curious what could possibly have resulted in that translation.
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Mar 16, 2015 01:03
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TheDarkFlame posted:Are the puzzles still ludicrously implausible and impossible to find? You use it to weight the rope so you can climb off the roof. Hitlers Gay Secret posted:Then who the hell was congratulating you on a job well done at the end? He was never introduced, so I don't know 
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Mar 16, 2015 01:32
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Hyper Crab Tank posted:Any chance you could be persuaded to do one of the really bizarre ones, if the LP has them? I can't imagine the writers sat down and went "let's make 50% of the dialogue in the game incoherent gibberish", and I'm genuinely curious what could possibly have resulted in that translation. Oh yeah, I could totally give that a shot. All to unravel the mystery that is JACK ORLANDO
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Mar 16, 2015 01:50
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This was a great LP of some straight-up nonsense. Thanks for doing it!
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Mar 16, 2015 01:57
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It's always fun to see how insane bad adventure games can get. Thank you for the suffering.
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Mar 16, 2015 02:06
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corn in the bible posted:He was never introduced, so I don't know Jesus loving Christ this game
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Mar 16, 2015 02:06
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Thank you for LPing this. What a hilarious mess. 
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Mar 16, 2015 02:08
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This still seems like a fevre dream somehow 
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Mar 16, 2015 02:26
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:This still seems like a fevre dream somehow It aint can.
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Mar 16, 2015 02:32
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corn in the bible posted:He was never introduced, so I don't know I thought he might have been the mayor from the intro, but no, he's not. Now I've watched the opening again for no reason. Goddamn.
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Mar 16, 2015 02:55
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So basically, Jack's reward for drunkenly stumbling through this adventure is a gold star and a TV buddy cop drama punchline.
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Mar 16, 2015 03:12
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And a dame, that needed rescuing, I guess? Who for some reason stuck around, rather than going anywhere else other than the apartment of the guy her fiance's also want dead, someone she knows literally nothing else about. I mean, he didn't even really rescue her, she rescued him.
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Mar 16, 2015 05:12
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No Gravitas posted:Yeah, the "secret agent on the moon" conversation sure is something. Secret agent on the moon. How did it get there?
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Mar 16, 2015 05:17
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Are you sure this game wasn't an adaptation of jabberwocky? Thanks for the LP.
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Mar 16, 2015 07:44
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So... So did an editor decide solving a murder wasn't a big enough deal at the 11th hour? Or did they get 90% of the way through the game and go "Well we MADE all these army guy sprites, I'll be damned if we don't use them"? More than anything else, though, I'm glad they ended on a complete lie, because nothing Jack Orlando does could reasonably be called 'good work'. But, all the same, thanks for this. It's... It's been a ride.
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Mar 16, 2015 09:57
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It was good of you to take the hit for us, cornbible. 
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Mar 16, 2015 10:29
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 So, wait, did I miss something, or did we use that hook (is that a hook) as a key after bending it? Really? I mean that's not the stupidest puzzle in this game, but...Well, I don't know how to finish that sentence, so I'll just say, thank you for this LP. It sure was a
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Azriel Odin posted:
I thought he was gonna macgyver up a lockpick with it so he could jimmy the door open because that's a noir detective thing to do. But yes he literally made a drat key to put in the lock. What the gently caress.
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