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Apparently... this? An honorary... associate of the arts...
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:47 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 05:25 |
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lol an honorary associates degree. guess a bachelor's from Pierce is too prestigious to just hand out. no offense nominate me plz
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:50 |
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it... it would be an honour
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:51 |
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lol this place looks ghetto. i thought goons were smart?
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:53 |
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pierce coiieee
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:54 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:lol this place looks ghetto. i thought goons were smart? nice topiary, fag
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:55 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:lol this place looks ghetto. i thought goons were smart? it is pretty smart to get an associates at some cheap poo poo school then get a bachelors from somewhere good
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:56 |
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look at that hick college for rednecks lmao
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:57 |
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open container posted:it is pretty smart to get an associates at some cheap poo poo school then get a bachelors from somewhere good or, you know, just get a full merit-based scholarship at a normal 4 year school (if saving money is your endgame)
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:58 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:or, you know, just get a full merit-based scholarship at a normal 4 year school (if saving money is your endgame) ok
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:58 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:or, you know, just get a full merit-based scholarship at a normal 4 year school (if saving money is your endgame) if saving money is your endgame, don't go to college
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:59 |
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lol way to go to a scrub tier community college, at least go to SMC or something dude
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:08 |
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I won a Doctorate degree from a ticket raffle. Now I perform surgery on people's brains.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:09 |
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A Farts degree LMAO
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:12 |
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I thought Brahmas were supposed to have two heads.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:28 |
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~My~ children matriculated from only the finest technical schools and online competency courses that font is unfortunate. PIORCO COIIOGO
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:40 |
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moose face posted:if saving money is your endgame, don't go to college this If you don't know what you want to be or if the job you want doesn't ABSOLUTELY require the degree, don't invest more money in an industry that's a oval office hair from its bubble bursting. Medical and Student Loans never go away. They will garnish wages and remain even after filing for bankruptcy. You're literally better off buying a loving house at 18. Seriously, you could max out every credit card and live it up for 4 years, traveling and dining on credit (gaining some serious life experience while you're at it!) and file for bankruptcy and at-worst, get some poo poo taken back. That would be more financially responsible at this point than getting a college loan unless you're deadset on being a doctor, lawyer, engineer, etc--a job where without the degree you will absolutely not get hired, despite knowledge. Hell even engineering. If you can learn it on your own, don't pay some assholes $100k to give you a certificate. Unless you're delusional into thinking Google's coming for you, you're not going to be better off. I went to Northeastern and have a business degree from 2004. While I feel it helped me in entrepreneurial ways, I didn't necessarily need to spend nearly over $150k for the degree. What I should have done was taken the scholarship I had to UNH and gotten a business degree from there. I'm just lucky my parents paid for my tuition or I'd probably just be paying off student loans now. I still to this day regret not taking that scholarship. At best, I would have made money by going to UNH and at worst, the whole drat thing would have probably cost us $3-5k. At the time I was still brainwashed (my parents too) into thinking the college you went to mattered. Hint: it doesn't unless you're going to a top tier college in an industry that does aggressive recruiting like finance, law, etc. And even then it never matters after your first job unless you went to the holy grail of your industry (i.e. a surgeon from John Hopkins or a lawyer from Harvard) Don't go to college. If you have to ask, don't go. If you aren't sure yet what you want to do, don't go, or at best go later. We need to bring back apprenticeships. Go to trade school or learn from someone who will pay you to be his gopher/assistant. I really hope the mentor/apprentice thing makes a real comeback. They still do them in Europe. My ex got an apprenticeship and eventually worked for Microsoft (MSN at the time). When my dad went to college (UMass Lowell) he was an immigrant working minimum wage jobs and paying his tuition on time every semester. He graduated with multiple Masters degrees. You couldn't do that today. The whole system is hosed. The 90s hosed it all up because the economy was great and a bunch of literal retards were duped into thinking they should go to college. Now it's become "the thing you do." tl;dr don't go to college.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:43 |
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Yeah pretty much. I made the wrong choice on a school, dropped out after a semester. Couldn't get any more loans so I worked McJobs for the next 15 years while I worked on my career. I finally got to a decent place but it's taken well over a decade and I can't credit any of it to college. I now have Sallie Mae coming after me, calling my workplace, calling my in-laws, and harassing me every way they can. They claim I owe 30k.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:00 |
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i nominate hitler he did some bad stuff, sure, but i feel he never got the recognition he deserved as an artist
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:03 |
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Go to college, the people that are telling you not to are screwing with your life. College is how society separates the quality people from the poors with no safety net. If you get a college degree that means that your parents have their poo poo together, or at least you have your poo poo together enough that your parents don't matter. You know how many decent jobs require you to have any four-year degree? A lot. These aren't jobs that require you to know how to do something specific, or even be relatively intelligent or hard-working. They just want to know that you aren't trash. You prove this by "earning" (i.e. showing up to 80% of classes) a degree in whatever. Alternately you could go to trade school or get an apprenticeship and learn how to do something useful, and maybe work for yourself or start a business someday. But if you aren't going to do that just get a degree in anything so you can have one of those decent-paying do-nothing jobs.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:08 |
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revmoo posted:Yeah pretty much. Why the confusion over what's owed?
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:09 |
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City of Tampa posted:Go to college, the people that are telling you not to are screwing with your life. College is how society separates the quality people from the poors with no safety net. Sure, but don't pay a loving dime more than $5k a year for this. If you can't pay your school off while you go with a part time job, you're paying too much. Unless you're going to get recruited by a big 4 firm because you're at a top tier school you're wasting money.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:11 |
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Shadow posted:Why the confusion over what's owed? I didn't say I was confused
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:25 |
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Shadow posted:Sure, but don't pay a loving dime more than $5k a year for this. If you can't pay your school off while you go with a part time job, you're paying too much. I wouldn't even worry about going $20k or so into debt, just don't be one of those idiots that ends up owing $80k on some useless degree. The difference between one of those "any four-year degree" jobs and the kinds of jobs you get with no skills and no college degree can easily be $15-20k in just one year.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:31 |
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City of Tampa posted:I wouldn't even worry about going $20k or so into debt, just don't be one of those idiots that ends up owing $80k on some useless degree. Sure, but even 20k seems a bit high. Chances are you have a state school that will cost $5k a year and at that point why get a loan? You can pay $5k a year in tuition with even a mcjob. Or at least enough to not need too much of a loan. College loan interest rates are criminal. revmoo posted:I didn't say I was confused
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:37 |
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op are you bummed that community college isn't the wacky fun character building experience that the show 'community' made it out to be?
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:44 |
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also go to the best college you can get into and don't worry about money or jobs. jesus christ learning poo poo makes you a better person you autistic fucks
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:47 |
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Nefarious posted:also go to the best college you can get into and don't worry about money or jobs. i may be on this corner begging for change, but my arts degree makes me wealthy in KNOWLEDGE
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:48 |
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just go to your states flagship school if you gotta go at all university of (state) might not be your dartmouths or w&ms but nobody laughs at a degree from a school with 40k students
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:49 |
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Nefarious posted:jesus christ learning poo poo makes you a better person you autistic fucks I learned more researching history to mod a loving video game than I did in any history class I ever took. Thanks Paradox for making me in a history junkie. gently caress you college for making me into a debt slave.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:52 |
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college is a great place to bang women, and to ignore anything you hear from the losers that run the classes. If they knew anything they wouldn't be teaching
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:54 |
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:I learned more researching history to mod a loving video game than I did in any history class I ever took. holy poo poo this is the gooniest goddamn thing I've ever read
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:56 |
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Nefarious posted:holy poo poo this is the gooniest goddamn thing I've ever read You've been regged since before the towers fell. This can't be the gooniest thing you've read.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:58 |
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Nefarious posted:also go to the best college you can get into and don't worry about money or jobs. No one is saying learning is bad, but getting into horrific amounts of debt for life doesn't make sense for possibly 90% of college students. College is fine but it's too expensive and unless you're really going to benefit from the degree, go to the most cost-effective school instead. "don't worry about money or jobs" are you loving insane?
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:04 |
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i nominate hitler, of course
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:06 |
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Nefarious posted:also go to the best college you can get into and don't worry about money or jobs. I used to let you guys crash on my couch but you never stopped whining about needing to borrow money to support your artistic visions so lol have fun in that snowbank
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:10 |
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Shadow posted:lol an honorary associates degree. guess a bachelor's from Pierce is too prestigious to just hand out.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:24 |
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i guess if you want to get your it certificate while you poopsock mmo's so that you can get a good job to support your mmo habit, what you guys are saying makes sense for those of us without aspergers college is a once in a lifetime chance to learn new things, meet new people, bone gorgeous co-eds, discover new passions, realize how dumb you used to be, visit new places, and, lastly develop connections with other successful people who went to a good school that will help you in the job market later
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:25 |
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Shadow posted:this Look at this ignorant post. The best thing is to do the exact opposite of p much everything in it. Nefarious posted:i guess if you want to get your it certificate while you poopsock mmo's so that you can get a good job to support your mmo habit, what you guys are saying makes sense This on the other hand is a good post. College is about a lot more than the piece of paper at the end. And financially, in most cases it is worth the cost unless you insist on attending some crazy expensive private school and then you get a liberal arts degree (and don't go on to grad school). Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Feb 23, 2015 |
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Don't make fun of pierced got my B.A. In go-karting and a minor in spider rings there
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