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they are an unneccessary burden and i wish them to be gone what is the best way to accomplish this?
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 06:14 |
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 06:15 |
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2007 owned
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 06:15 |
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KewlBiens posted:they are an unneccessary burden and i wish them to be gone cut off your penis and balls as well as the balls
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 06:15 |
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get someone to suck you off. i'm pretty sure that's what it means
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 06:16 |
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KewlBiens posted:they are an unneccessary burden and i wish them to be gone theres a whole megathread in e/n that will help you doctor shop until you find one that is willing to collaborate with your illness.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 06:17 |
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atrophy has already solved this for you op so mission accomplished
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 06:19 |
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When you do, make sure you post a video of you somehow squirting fluid from the tiny hole in the mass of scar tissue.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 06:20 |
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:theres a whole megathread in e/n that will help you doctor shop until you find one that is willing to collaborate with your illness. i do not identify as trans, that thread is of no use to me, i simply desire to be nullo
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 06:22 |
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Its the same end result so just say the right stuff. They'll coach you.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 06:22 |
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drink angel's trumpet tea
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 06:25 |
cut off your dick and balls and mail them to the mayor
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 06:54 |
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put them in my mouth one at a time and they will disappear, no questions asked
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 06:55 |
this is normal and i support you op
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 06:59 |
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re:every insecure homo in this thread 2edgy4me
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 07:21 |
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There are a lot of good ways, but if you're going to do it why not pick an interesting way? Flash freeze your cock and balls with a supercooled liquid and then smash it off with a hammer. People will talk about that on the Internet for at least a good year afterwards.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 07:22 |
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slaw dog
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 07:23 |
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If you pull them a bunch theyll come off.. pull pull pull http://i.imgur.com/dJ1klEg.jpg
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 07:24 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:If you pull them a bunch theyll come off.. pull pull pull was this photo taken moments before a terrible accident? this can't last more than ten seconds.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 07:24 |
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BKPR posted:was this photo taken moments before a terrible accident? this can't last more than ten seconds. Until you get really old, your skin is remarkably stretchy. Unless some violent force is applied, he'll probably just end up with his balls swinging down by his knees.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 07:28 |
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BKPR posted:was this photo taken moments before a terrible accident? this can't last more than ten seconds.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 07:30 |
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quote:"Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control," he said. "I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god. ...Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god."
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 07:39 |
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Buy some of those rubber bands they use to make sheep's balls drop off. After your balls have dropped off, use said rubber bands on your dick.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 07:46 |
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when my mom still made me go to church a youth pastor told us about a guy he knew who got castrated so he could spread His word more effectively. if i wasn't already soured on the whole jesus thing, that would have done it. this was the same guy who swore up and down that marilyn manson had ribs taken out to suck his own dick (years after anyone gave a poo poo who marilyn manson was), so who knows.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 08:02 |
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Op, if you are serious about this ill help you Insert them into my anus, where I will exert an extraordinary force and cut them off Pm me if interested
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 09:16 |
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KewlBiens posted:they are an unneccessary burden and i wish them to be gone live in ancient china, become a eunuch
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 09:20 |
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Liquid nitrogen, OP. Liquid nitrogen.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 09:22 |
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you could actually sell them on the black market for a houple hundo yuan, i'm serious. ever dream of an all expenses paid excursion to china, free painkillers, and all-you-can-eat hotplate? there are ways to find your dreams while searching for them and something about two tasty birds being caught using one round of birdshot. i am glad for you and your enthusiasm in negating your masculinity wtg, gl!
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 09:28 |
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if you lose your penis and balls, can you still cum? can transvaginas have orgasms? i'd be ok with having a dudepuss if there was still a little bud of sensitive dick tissue that i could roll betwixt me fingers like a pearl until gooooosh
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 09:49 |
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get married.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 10:07 |
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Gatekeeper posted:if you lose your penis and balls, can you still cum? can transvaginas have orgasms? i'd be ok with having a dudepuss if there was still a little bud of sensitive dick tissue that i could roll betwixt me fingers like a pearl until gooooosh Yeah. They rearrange your dangly bits and turn the glans into a neoclit. It's pretty neat, really.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 10:51 |
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KewlBiens posted:they are an unneccessary burden and i wish them to be gone
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 11:05 |
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KewlBiens posted:they are an unneccessary burden and i wish them to be gone wait minute, Kewlbiens? arent you the forums punching bag?
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 16:30 |
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Just keep reading gbs and it will happen naturally.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 16:33 |
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JUST loving DO IT ALREADY OP gently caress FOR ONCE IN YOUR loving LIFE DO SOMETHING
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 16:34 |
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OP: you are a loving toilet. you are the poo poo stained toilet that people pee on to try and get the poo poo off but it doesn't come off even though the pee stream is really strong youre just ground into the porcelain like a poo poo reminder of the filth and poo poo of every filthy loving toilet everywhere in the world. you are a lovely toilet pussy. you are the perennial turd, clutching to your life of poo poo and fetid, rancid stink, a pathetic dried fecal blob in the dirtiest bathroom in the dirtiest city in the world. you are a poo poo's poo poo. you are a fart molecule. even flies find you repulsive. you self-cannibalize, you eat the poo poo you have become. you are the ever-shiteating poo poo of the lowest gutter. shitass shithead!!!!
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 16:34 |
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Chinatown posted:slaw dog
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 16:34 |
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Top City Homo posted:wait minute, Kewlbiens? lol at a '14 trying to talk down at me like he knows who the gently caress i am
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 17:23 |
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KewlBiens posted:lol at a '14 trying to talk down at me like he knows who the gently caress i am CUT YOUR loving COCK OFF MOTHER FUCKER CUT IT OFF
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 17:24 |
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KewlBiens posted:lol at a '14 trying to talk down at me like he knows who the gently caress i am yes this is my first "'internet handle" i havent been on these august forums until discovering it in TYOYL(year of your lord cause i dont nbelieve in corpse god) 2014 god bless
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