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something awful horoscope section ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ INTROVERTS: You will find a fresh perspective in an old place; remember to dwell on your successes. EXTROVERTS: Don't hesitate to do the task you've been putting off, it will prove easier and more fruitful than you imagined. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ INTUITORS: Over hard; Extra pickles, no mayo; Medium-Well; Limoncello SENSORS: set to long range, execute metaphasic sweep, keep an eye near the particle debris fields on either side of the Kobayashi Maru ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THINKERS: Put an egg under your hat today; it will remind you of the fragility of life and to keep your hat on because it's going to be cold FEELERS: Today key phrase is 'frightful mango'- remember key phrase 'frightful mango' - please proceed to task place 4, lift handset, and signal understand using key phrase 'frightful mango' ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ JUDGERS: In the town where you were born lived was a man who sailed to sea and he told you about his life in the land of submarines. So you sailed up to the sun until you found the sea of green and you lived beneath the waves in your yellow submarine. PERCEIVERS: You grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side, where staying alive was no jive. Had secondhands, mom's bounced on old man, so then you moved to Shaolin land. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ post yr horoscopes itt
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Aries: CANCER Taurus: CANCER Gemini: CANCER Cancer: CANCER Leo: CANCER Virgo: CANCER Libra: CANCER Scorpio: CANCER Sagittarius: CANCER Aquarius: CANCER Pisces: CANCER
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 16:12 |
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what also matters is what planet you were born on Mercury: You will meet a person who will become important to you Venus: It is a bad day to start a new project Earth: Two deep incisions from nipple to bellybutton; lift/tear flap upwards and stuff into mouth; chew and swallow and eat until broken Mars: Try not to let your failures define you
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