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Girl: "I've been watching you from the other side of the bar. You're a really good dancer." Me: "Whoa whoa slow down, there's a process lady"
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Feb 28, 2015 19:50
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my tragic fate is that I love skinny girls but I also want her to lift and able to bench press me @ 200 lbs.
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Feb 28, 2015 19:51
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My ex says that i was too needy and thats why she left me at the altar but IMO she just wasnt skilled enough to get through the Premarital Deathmaze I rigged up in front of the church |
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Feb 28, 2015 19:52
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Girl: "You're cute. Mind if I -" Me: "Sign this waiver please" |
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Feb 28, 2015 19:54
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Friend: "My wife of five years just left me." Me: "I'm so sorry." (Stifles snicker because I know that due to my screening process I could never have been in this situation) |
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Feb 28, 2015 19:58
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Girl: I can't help but notice that you've been waggling your fingers and making weird incantations at me from the other end of the bar all night. Cut that sh- Me: Halt yourself, wench. If you wish to speak with me and maybe touch the dick you must first retrieve the golden fang of the Cobra King before the next dawn |
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Feb 28, 2015 19:59
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Is it really worth it to set your standards so high
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Feb 28, 2015 20:08
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seven years ago today my future wife: hey haha i sAW you there out on the dance floor those were some crazy moves haha me: and uh... you are.... who? wife: The Horus Heresy is a cornerstone event in the far future fictional universe created by Games Workshop as the campaign setting for its Warhammer 40,000 miniatures wargame. It is a relatively short but devastating galaxy-spanning civil war that engulfs the nascent galactic empire of the Imperium of Man early in the 31st millennium of the universe timeline; the war is a major cause of the science fantasy universe's dystopian environment. Initially described in wargame supplements published in 1988, and used as the setting for a 1989 Epic-branded tabletop miniatures wargame, it has been utilised since as background for several of Game Workshop's products. me: marry me |
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Feb 28, 2015 20:09
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Chill la Chill posted:my tragic fate is that I love skinny girls but I also want her to lift and able to bench press me @ 200 lbs. Go for climbing chicks bro... Trust me on this |
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Feb 28, 2015 20:29
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DrSanchez posted:Go for climbing chicks bro... Trust me on this
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Feb 28, 2015 20:31
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DrSanchez posted:Go for climbing chicks bro... Trust me on this What if they don't uhhh appreciate my body type |
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Feb 28, 2015 20:32
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:What if they don't uhhh appreciate my body type Then start climbing |
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Feb 28, 2015 20:34
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DrSanchez posted:Then start climbing lol this is just your master plan to get all the hottest people trapped at your mountaintop fortress |
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Feb 28, 2015 20:36
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Security Drone posted:lol this is just your master plan to get all the hottest people trapped at your mountaintop fortress Duh |
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Feb 28, 2015 20:43
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DrSanchez posted:Then start climbing I don't believe in ladder theory |
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Feb 28, 2015 20:44
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:I don't believe in ladder theory Then how will you ever get to the top? |
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Feb 28, 2015 20:45
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DrSanchez posted:Go for climbing chicks bro... Trust me on this
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Feb 28, 2015 20:48
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DrSanchez posted:Go for climbing chicks bro... Trust me on this ok I will take your advice. my friends say I want the physically impossible but I still believe Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Feb 28, 2015 20:57
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Chill la Chill posted:ok I will take your advice. my friends say I want the physically impossible but I still believe You can probably also go for MMA girls, they tend to be nice and sweet outside if the ring But will destroy you in the ring 
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Feb 28, 2015 21:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXOw2yU4sAs i f u wanna get w me u gotta b able to jam 2 dis |
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Feb 28, 2015 21:15
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tv studio executive: we're going to do a revival of the bachelor but we need a new gimmick this time, any thoughts? other executive: i just watched saw last week and i got an idea
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Feb 28, 2015 21:25
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Counter point: no you won't |
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Feb 28, 2015 21:47
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DrSanchez posted:You can probably also go for MMA girls, they tend to be nice and sweet outside if the ring im gonna get so f*cked 
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Feb 28, 2015 22:01
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GEExCEE posted:seven years ago today |
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Feb 28, 2015 22:17
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DrSanchez posted:Go for climbing chicks bro... Trust me on this Watch out - their grip is really strong, if they get excited during a hj, you're going to suffer. |
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Feb 28, 2015 23:58
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Mar 1, 2015 00:00
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The X-man cometh posted:Watch out - their grip is really strong, if they get excited during a hj, you're going to suffer. this is exciting, i am excited Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Mar 1, 2015 00:01
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The X-man cometh posted:Watch out - their grip is really strong, if they get excited during a hj, you're going to suffer. Good |
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Mar 1, 2015 00:03
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my gauntlet consists of loneliness and desperation.
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Mar 1, 2015 01:43
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its good to have a weak and fragile wife in case she ever tries to usurp you
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Mar 1, 2015 01:50
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7777777 posted:its good to have a weak and fragile wife in case she ever tries to usurp you 
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Mar 1, 2015 03:21
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Sleepy Owl posted:tv studio executive: we're going to do a revival of the bachelor but we need a new gimmick this time, any thoughts? 
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Mar 1, 2015 05:14
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you seem kinda creepy so far, yeahso who did you murder/assault/molest |
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Mar 1, 2015 05:16
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Stormyish posted:you seem kinda creepy so far, yeahso probably me. ---------------- |
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Mar 1, 2015 05:20
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Stormyish posted:you seem kinda creepy so far, yeahso You use past tense, Stormyish, when it's present tense that you should be concerned with. Because, you see, when no one's watching, I'm gonna slice both your Achilles tendons for later on, so you can't run away when I decide to come after you. 
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Mar 1, 2015 05:33
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YeahSo! posted:You use past tense, Stormyish, when it's present tense that you should be concerned with. okay thats over the top creepy. ---------------- |
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Mar 1, 2015 05:34
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The Byob Dating Game and Murder Tourism are heavily connected.
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Mar 1, 2015 05:35
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Al Borland posted:okay thats over the top creepy. And asking a person who they've murdered and/or assaulted and/or molested isn't over the top creepy? Lol if that bellend wants creepy, oh I can bring it. If he doesn't want creepy then he shouldn't ask people stupid questions. Simple. ---------------- |
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YeahSo! posted:And asking a person who they've murdered and/or assaulted and/or molested isn't over the top creepy? The Aoba Seregaki approach.
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