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G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
It is not easy for the young ones to learn knightly virtues without the hard teaching of war and quest.

Which is the greatest quality of knighthood? Courage? Compassion? Loyalty? Posting?

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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Kat Delacour posted:

It is not easy for the young ones to learn knightly virtues without the hard teaching of war and quest.

Which is the greatest quality of knighthood? Courage? Compassion? Loyalty? Posting?

You are forgetting the most important quality any knight can possess--chivalry.
*opens door for Kat* M'lady.

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

:frogout:

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
The calls for my head give me quite a scare
But we must stop the bird and the bear

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

Anidav posted:

The calls for my head give me quite a scare
But we must stop the bird and the bear

I didn't ask for poetry.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Anidav posted:

The calls for my head give me quite a scare
But we must stop the bird and the bear

This knave doth not posses the knack for rhyme
I prithee--chop off his head in good time.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
IAMBIC PENTAMETER, STOOGES

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Mithranderp posted:

Please execute anidav for this sick filth.

If anidav posts in rhyming couplets for the rest of the day I will 100% not execute him.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Asphyxious posted:

If anidav posts in rhyming couplets for the rest of the day I will 100% not execute him.

Your words are wise and noble milord
For the linguistic pen is greater than the sword

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

SKY COQ posted:

You're the king, you can direct a lot of this. Make us dance! Provoke us!

I don't need to provoke you for once!

And those being quiet have something to hide!

Beet dies by my hands tonight!

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Anidav posted:

Your words are wise and noble milord
For the linguistic pen is greater than the sword

Thy flattery reeks of desperation.
I still pray for your decapitation

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


:ghost: I hope the Rap Battle Mafia allows for a bit more freeform interpretation of "rhymes" than this :ghost:

:ghost: *curses you all with an enemy Stand from beyond the grave* :ghost:

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010

Mithranderp posted:

You are forgetting the most important quality any knight can possess--chivalry.
*opens door for Kat* M'lady.

##vote Anidav

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

For Sooth.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Mithranderp posted:

Thy flattery reeks of desperation.
I still pray for your decapitation

I must go now to entertain a friend
please stop talking out of your rear end
there is no need to pretend
if it were anyone it's your life to end

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010

Asphyxious posted:

I don't need to provoke you for once!

And those being quiet have something to hide!

Beet dies by my hands tonight!

I am okay with you killing Beet.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Anidav posted:

I must go now to entertain a friend
please stop talking out of your rear end
there is no need to pretend
if it were anyone it's your life to end

Thy drivel about the "linguistic pen"
Is as witty as the cluck of a hen.
If I must write this sonnet* for your death
I shall, lest tomorrow you still draw breath.

Thou art a villain and, I think, a knave
A title which thou will take to thy grave.
Thy name speaks of a trivial pursuit--
A low art form, though you may think it cute.

Verily, I beseech our liege to act.
Though I cannot prove thy guilt is a fact,
It is, as they say, a gut instinct,
Thy true falsehood renders thy posts distinct.

Asphyxious, to thou I will relent,
If I be wrong, I surely will repent.



*specifically, a sonnet in couplet form.

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010

Mithranderp posted:

Thy drivel about the "linguistic pen"
Is as witty as the cluck of a hen.
If I must write this sonnet* for your death
I shall, lest tomorrow you still draw breath.

Thou art a villain and, I think, a knave
A title which thou will take to thy grave.
Thy name speaks of a trivial pursuit--
A low art form, though you may think it cute.

Verily, I beseech our liege to act.
Though I cannot prove thy guilt is a fact,
It is, as they say, a gut instinct,
Thy true falsehood renders thy posts distinct.

Asphyxious, to thou I will relent,
If I be wrong, I surely will repent.



*specifically, a sonnet in couplet form.

Yeah right now I'm thinking the scum are probably Gaspy, Beet and Small Keating

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Kommando posted:

Mathew, Earl of Beets, Have you observed the poetry of the troupe named The Herd, verily you agree they have a stupendous employment of english parlance and wit.

Yes I have and while I think the name 'The Herd' is somewhat appropriate, a more fitting name that would better describe their 'tracks' would be what a Herd usually leaves behind on the ground.

*slaps thigh heartily*

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Asphyxious posted:

at least KOMMANDO is posting. New plan. Whoever posts the least today, dies. This is unacceptable mafia play.

Apologies your highness, I have been detained in the Barony of Work since dawn. I am present now.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Those On My Left posted:

Yeah right now I'm thinking the scum are probably Gaspy, Beet and Small Keating

Okay so we can safely cross those guys off.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Anidav posted:

The lack of posts makes the king frown
Raise your voices, the commune of town

*Farts*

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Asphyxious posted:

at least KOMMANDO is posting. New plan. Whoever posts the least today, dies. This is unacceptable mafia play.

Okay while this is somewhat of a sound strategy it doesn't really help the town scum hunt. Lack of posting could be due to external issues, such a work, but I do concede scum could hide behind such a tactic. That said the people here have played enough games to know hiding in the wings is always highly suspect, and I've yet to recall many, if any, games that have had scum in numbers hiding with a low post count.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Mithranderp posted:

Please execute anidav for this sick filth.

normally i'd agree but people have been slipping in and out of character posting this game, firstly because it was funny and a novelty for this game time. depends if people are willing to drop it to make salient points. those who don't i'd start getting more suss on.

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010

Asphyxious posted:

Okay so we can safely cross those guys off.

this king's a bit of a dickhead i reckon

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Asphyxious posted:

If anidav posts in rhyming couplets for the rest of the day I will 100% not execute him.

i'm keen to start promoting regicide.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Asphyxious posted:

I don't need to provoke you for once!

And those being quiet have something to hide!

Beet dies by my hands tonight!

king has lost his royal mind.

Bifauxnen posted:

:ghost: I hope the Rap Battle Mafia allows for a bit more freeform interpretation of "rhymes" than this :ghost:

:ghost: *curses you all with an enemy Stand from beyond the grave* :ghost:

I rhymed ASP with AnidAVS yesterday. I hope that was suitable.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Those On My Left posted:

Yeah right now I'm thinking the scum are probably Gaspy, Beet and Small Keating

i think it's probably easier to draft a list of people tomly hasn't been suss on.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Those On My Left posted:

this king's a bit of a dickhead i reckon

2 rite m8

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Matthew Beet posted:

Okay while this is somewhat of a sound strategy it doesn't really help the town scum hunt. Lack of posting could be due to external issues, such a work, but I do concede scum could hide behind such a tactic. That said the people here have played enough games to know hiding in the wings is always highly suspect, and I've yet to recall many, if any, games that have had scum in numbers hiding with a low post count.

Yeah it's more just to flush people out. I don't think it'll be an issue, but I didn't want to get to 8 o clock and it still be an empty room.

BEET DIES TONIGHT!

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Hey MITH, ANIDAV, KOMMANDO

Why are you only posting in character?

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Matthew Beet posted:

Hey MITH, ANIDAV, KOMMANDO

Why are you only posting in character?

Anidav is posting in character because if he doesn't he gets the chop, Sir Reads-a-lot.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Asphyxious posted:

Yeah it's more just to flush people out. I don't think it'll be an issue, but I didn't want to get to 8 o clock and it still be an empty room.

BEET DIES TONIGHT!

as long as we can hunt and flush out some scum today, i'm down with whatever.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
Why Mith is, God only knows.

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010

Matthew Beet posted:

Hey MITH, ANIDAV, KOMMANDO

Why are you only posting in character?

This is actually an interesting question.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Asphyxious posted:

Anidav is posting in character because if he doesn't he gets the chop, Sir Reads-a-lot.

i saw that and also commented because that hampers our efforts, not aids.

Small Keating
Dec 24, 2012

That you, Jim? Paul Keating here. Just because you swallowed a fucking dictionary when you were about 15 doesn't give you the right to pour a bucket of shit over the rest of us.

Those On My Left posted:

This is actually an interesting question.

Scum brigade.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Matthew Beet posted:

Hey MITH, ANIDAV, KOMMANDO

Why are you only posting in character?

I'm not only posting in character. I just wanted an excuse to write a sonnet :(

I do actually want to execute Anidav though. He's not being that helpful, and his rhymes aren't even that good ffs.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Those On My Left posted:

This is actually an interesting question.

If you name those three suss I think you've won the pokemon and 'caught them all'.

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Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Matthew Beet posted:

i saw that and also commented because that hampers our efforts, not aids.

Ah yes, links in the post, a classic town move. Very good.

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