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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

only dantes inferno sates my desire for dicks

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qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Uncle Wemus

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
look harder

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

o sorry

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

You can see a dick in GTA Lost and Damned, but it's not stiff so what's the point.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

if you do the cheat code in the original sims that moves the shower when it's in use, you can see that the men don't have dicks

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Schlongs of Skyrim

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Does the Game of Thrones adventure game have penises?

Discount Viscount
Jul 9, 2010

FIND THE FISH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeA8a9hfjTc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in4zdlJhxdM

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Its a shame/hilarious that KC Green hates dickbutt instead of embracing it and making money

also jesus christ

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

The penis is the second most offensive body part.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

First in games we got the bare butt, in some Atari game probably. Then Duke Nukem put in stripper tits. Then Rockstar came along and, bam, a penis. And now we're waiting on the vagina.

Poolparty
Aug 18, 2013

Custer's Revenge

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

somehow this game has no penises

http://store.steampowered.com/app/353360/?snr=1_4_4__131

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

Sir John Feelgood posted:

First in games we got the bare butt, in some Atari game probably. Then Duke Nukem put in stripper tits. Then Rockstar came along and, bam, a penis. And now we're waiting on the vagina.

I'm pretty sure that Catherine game has a gigantic gnashing arse and vagina monster that chases you at one point, so all our bases are covered. Well done, everyone.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
pretty sure ea, ubisoft and activision are full of cocks

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

there's got to be some weird hosed up americans who didn't buy GTA cos they heard it has a digital dick in it

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
Every time you see a dick, there is a non-zero chance that this will be the time you realize you're actually gay

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

tech's not there for proper penis rendering

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur

The Sharmat posted:

Every time you see a dick, there is a non-zero chance that this will be the time you realize you're actually gay

we all know that, you don't need to loving say it, goddammit

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
there's a bunch of dicks in outlast

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003

Mr. Pumroy posted:

tech's not there for proper penis rendering

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur

Mr. Pumroy posted:

tech's not there for proper penis rendering

I beg to differ
:nws::nws::nws:http://i.imgur.com/jLbT9Ng.gif :nws::nws::nws:

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp

Mr. Pumroy posted:

tech's not there for proper penis rendering

:nws: http://www.theonion.com/video/comiccon-exclusive-michael-bay-gives-fans-sneak-pe,36528/

Poolparty
Aug 18, 2013

Mr. Pumroy posted:

tech's not there for proper penis rendering

Next gen-ital gaming

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Sir John Feelgood posted:

First in games we got the bare butt, in some Atari game probably. Then Duke Nukem put in stripper tits. Then Rockstar came along and, bam, a penis. And now we're waiting on the vagina.



Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Mr. Pumroy posted:

tech's not there for proper penis rendering

if japan can perfect boob physics why haven't they done the same for penis physics

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

beecock

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013
It's Wemus time Bitch! (Starts doing the Wemus dance) Cheese!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O73yhbf6NrU

using a Soft on this enemy instantly kills it with the message "Became too soft to live!" lol

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008
13 pages in gamergate thread

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680472&userid=50597

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

We've got the fucker now. Trolls assemble!

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Uncle Winmus

fattredd
Mar 4, 2015

Woops

Just like real life. Amazing.

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur
It's actually mo-cap, I did the mo-cap

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008

Sir AIDS posted:

It's Wemus time Bitch! (Starts doing the Wemus dance) Cheese!

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008
The WEmus dance is a hybrid of the Gangnam Style and the harlem shake

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
Cuz yo mom ain't no game OP

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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Sir AIDS posted:

It's Wemus time Bitch! (Starts doing the Wemus dance) Cheese!

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