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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
she's long loving dead

still would

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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
no loving way bro

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



can i still gently caress the beev

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
poo poo thread gas this poo poo

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

texaholic posted:

poo poo thread gas this poo poo

Hit a sore spot did I maybe you got caught j/o'ing to teh beavs mom on the tiny black and white TV with rabbit ears in grandmas basement hey lol

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night".

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I would cleave that beaver

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Internetjack posted:

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night".

:eyepop:

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Blue Train posted:

I would cleave that beaver

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Internetjack posted:

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night".

So much going on here

beautiful

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.
as tv moms go, she is not one of the better ones, that's for sure. still, i would.

but i was always a peg bundy guy, personally. even before i started jerking off when i was a kid, i would always feel weird when i saw peg strutting around the living room.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



sorry OP im using my tmie machine to bang the wife from the dick van dyke show

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

honestly the hottest tv mom was morticia addams by a wide margin

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



wow the lady from dick van dyke is still alive

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Feranon posted:

honestly the hottest tv mom was morticia addams by a wide margin

YES.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Feranon posted:

honestly the hottest tv mom was morticia addams by a wide margin

wrong...

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Internetjack posted:

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night".

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

She's not fat so whenever I watch that show my immersion is ruined

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Jan 24, 2006

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IzzyFnStradlin posted:

but i was always a peg bundy guy, personally.


Feranon posted:

honestly the hottest tv mom was morticia addams by a wide margin

both good

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Frog Act posted:

sorry OP im using my tmie machine to bang the wife from the dick van dyke show



Uh... she'd be no van dyke after I put my dick in her, in the back a van

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Feranon posted:

honestly the hottest tv mom was morticia addams by a wide margin

She was hot but that lady from the dick van dyke show is hovering right above your post and morticia isn't hotter - that's just a matter of which hot mom you prefer there

Beaver's mom? I don't know - maybe not.

Peg Bundy is a no brainer - she was even better than the daughter

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

moose face posted:

So much going on here

beautiful

I can't take credit for the line. It was the punchline to some comedian from the 80s' joke:

"What was the dirtiest thing ever said on television?"....

fattredd
Mar 4, 2015

Woops
Died October 16, 2010

Yeah why not

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Frog Act posted:

sorry OP im using my tmie machine to bang the wife from the dick van dyke show



First: yes. Holy poo poo was she hot, if a touch on the anorexic side. Second: you don't need a time machine. You can go gently caress her right now, she's still alive and kicking.

Oh, I see someone else already pointed out Mary Tyler Moore's not-deadness.

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

Internetjack posted:

I can't take credit for the line. It was the punchline to some comedian from the 80s' joke:

"What was the dirtiest thing ever said on television?"....

Revenge of the Nerds talent show, I think.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

wnna smash every pussy in this threadt

aioli is just mayo
Aug 14, 2003

He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful
You loving bet I would champ I'd plow that pussy!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Feranon posted:

honestly the hottest tv mom was morticia addams by a wide margin

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


Any man would be lucky to get to eat Aunt Bee's pie.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Eddie Haskell's good for a meth bender any day of the week.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
beaver is a euphemism for vagina

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

Internetjack posted:

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night".

Grant DaNasty posted:

Any man would be lucky to get to eat Aunt Bee's pie.

anyone want to tell some knock knock jokes now

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Mary Tyler Moore is still a gilf

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

bunky posted:

anyone want to tell some knock knock jokes now

Knock-Knock
"Who's there?"
"Aunt Bee."
"Aunt Bee, who?"
"Aunt Bee wasting all our time telling knock-knock jokes. There're tv moms to be hosed!"

^^ Needs more gs. Also, I'm pretty sure Dick "The Dick" van Dyke was wrecking that poo poo between takes. What's left is probably a disaster area.

Centripetal Horse fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Mar 4, 2015

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
poo poo yea!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Pharmaskittle posted:

Mary Tyler Moore is still a gilf

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
WORLD STARRRRRRR

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag


What the hell happened. I guess when you get old every year ages you like ten years. Rip hot Mary Tyler Moore. Thus us legit distressing

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pharmaskittle posted:

What the hell happened. I guess when you get old every year ages you like ten years. Rip hot Mary Tyler Moore. Thus us legit distressing

I guess she got plastic surgery

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