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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
this loving sucks. just lying here. tired. eyes open. dark. no sleep.

so i turn on the loving lappie. are you asleep gbs?

fuuuuuuuuuck

help

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Neither can I and I already jerked off to get to sleep
:firstpost:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
maybe i should do that.
:effort:

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
some you considered some benzos my friend?

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
jerk off now so you don't wake up in the middle of the night needing to jerk off.

Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.

Pansacola posted:

jerk off now so you don't wake up in the middle of the night needing to jerk off.

any real man trains himself to do it in his sleep.

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
have a beer

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Unisom, brah.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
eat a bullet and sleep forever op

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Sleep in snatches

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
RISE AND SHINE ITS TIME FOR WORK!!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
close your eyes?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
when i sleep my cat piles toys on me and the bells and squeaks wake me up when i move

my cat is a monster who tortures me an i cant get away pls help

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
put the toys somewhere it cant reach before you go to bed

dont have a bunch of cat garbage layin around, u fuckin animal

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
kill the cat

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Zzulu posted:

put the toys somewhere it cant reach before you go to bed

dont have a bunch of cat garbage layin around, u fuckin animal

but then what if he does something worse like scratch my eyes out

i thought this thru. i am trapped

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

shoulda thought of that. Thanks!!!

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

A misanthrope posted:

shoulda thought of that. Thanks!!!



cat tail in light socket

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Literal Carehaver posted:



cat tail in light socket

lol

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