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crabcakes66 posted:I'm not really a coffee snob but comparing kcups to instant coffee is dumb. If instant is just too low quality for you, then you should go to pourover rather than a keurig. Takes about the same amount of preparation, is cheaper, tastes better, generates less waste, and takes up less counter space. Keurigs basically have no actual advantage over the previously available methods of making coffee.
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Count Freebasie posted:It boils down to this: The Keurig is quick, takes pretty much no effort, requires no clean up except the cup, and I am in a position in my life where I have the disposable income to own one. Does it make the best coffee out there/better than fresh-brewed? No, it doesn't. But it doesn't have to be an either/or situation. I have a Chevy Equinox as a work car and a tuned '87 Mustang that gets five blocks to the gallon as a fun weekend car. They each have their respective qualities and one is not better than the other, being as their purposes are totally different. Haha you drink Keurig single use coffee and drive a mommy tank. However you justify it, you're still a boring loser with zero taste. You should take some of that disposable income and do something exciting with it, not the same exact stuff everyone else in your subdivision is doing. 
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Mar 4, 2015 21:40
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Giblet Plus! posted:Haha you drink Keurig single use coffee and drive a mommy tank. However you justify it, you're still a boring loser with zero taste. look at this fag who likes things I don't like what a bitch
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Mar 4, 2015 21:42
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Giblet Plus! posted:Haha you drink Keurig single use coffee and drive a mommy tank. However you justify it, you're still a boring loser with zero taste. You should take some of that disposable income and do something exciting with it, not the same exact stuff everyone else in your subdivision is doing. It's a company car that I don't pay for and get free gas with. Didn't feel the need to post that before, but, hey...you decided to call me out. Checkmate.
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Mar 4, 2015 21:43
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this thread is sooooooo gaaaayyyyy gently caress coffee forever
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Mar 4, 2015 21:46
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I just crush some caffine pills into my boyfriend's semen, I'm not sure why you guys need a keurig
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Mar 4, 2015 21:46
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Count Freebasie posted:It's a company car that I don't pay for and get free gas with. Didn't feel the need to post that before, but, hey...you decided to call it. No, that only makes it worse. You work for a company that uses mommy tanks to entice The Type of Worker They Want™ (you) to stick with them. Let me spell this out for you with pictures since I know you won't get it: Panel van or truck: Vehicle used by men to travel to sites where actual work is performed:  Luxury sedan: Vehicle used by privileged assholes to travel to places where they can tell slightly less privileged assholes what to do:  Mommy tank: Used as company pool car because mitches with desk jobs are too self important to drive a corolla or cruze from chair location A to chair location B
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Mar 4, 2015 21:55
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Giblet Plus! posted:No, that only makes it worse. You work for a company that uses mommy tanks to entice The Type of Worker They Want™ (you) to stick with them. Nice try.
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Mar 4, 2015 21:56
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Count Freebasie posted:Nice try. no id say u got owned p good
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Mar 4, 2015 21:59
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open container posted:no id say u got owned p good How's that? That he equated the car they gave me with what my job is or what I make?
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Mar 4, 2015 22:00
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Giblet Plus! posted:No, that only makes it worse. You work for a company that uses mommy tanks to entice The Type of Worker They Want™ (you) to stick with them. lovely Poster Penny-farthing: used by people that think owning a keurig is a crime against nature to go to "work" (anything outside their poo poo apartment or mother's basement). Insisted to be better than all the above because it's cheaper, more eco-friendly, and only marginally more effort to use 
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Mar 4, 2015 22:02
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Raku posted:lovely Poster Penny-farthing: used by people that think owning a keurig is a crime against nature to go to "work" (anything outside their poo poo apartment or mother's basement). Insisted to be better than all the above because it's cheaper, more eco-friendly, and only marginally more effort to use Sport Bike - Ridden by the people you love to hate because their flashiness and danger highlights how much more awesome their lives are than yours  Also, more eco-friendly than a mommy tank
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Mar 4, 2015 22:13
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No one goddamn cares what the gently caress you ride for fucks sake.
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Mar 4, 2015 22:18
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I like the not so subtle foreshadowing of taking a photo of it in front of a graveyard
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Mar 4, 2015 22:20
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Giblet Plus! posted:No, that only makes it worse. You work for a company that uses mommy tanks to entice The Type of Worker They Want™ (you) to stick with them. What is this poo poo? I'd Shut the gently caress up dude. You look pathetic.
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Mar 4, 2015 22:24
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if you arent drinkiing store brand grounds through something you got at a yard sale you are a giant baby human being
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Mar 4, 2015 22:25
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Count Freebasie posted:How's that? That he equated the car they gave me with what my job is or what I make? I am a highly qualified ownage counselor and I hereby state you got ur rear end torn and rendered asunder
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Mar 4, 2015 22:40
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Okay, sounds good to me. This was starting to get like wrestling with a pig, anyway.
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Mar 4, 2015 22:43
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Count Freebasie posted:Okay, sounds good to me. We all have our limits and I'm glad you're aware of yours. Tell me more about your "tuned" mustang. I'm guessing it looks something like this based on your post history: 
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Mar 4, 2015 22:45
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Mommy tank doesn't sound like a demeaning term. I mean unless you think Mothers are stupid.
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Mar 4, 2015 22:47
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Giblet Plus! posted:We all have our limits and I'm glad you're aware of yours. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3032817&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=325#post435406326 And that's enough with the back and forth with you. It's grating.
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Mar 4, 2015 22:54
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BigBoss posted:You are literally subhuman trash if you don't drink Folger's Crystals. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMa1yH5QCxk
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Mar 4, 2015 22:55
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Count Freebasie posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3032817&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=325#post435406326 being serious here, nice fox body, looks good
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Mar 4, 2015 22:57
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Giblet Plus! posted:being serious here, nice fox body, looks good Thank you (no sarcasm) 
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Mar 4, 2015 23:00
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Thread is real bad now
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Mar 4, 2015 23:15
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Please vote this a 1 posting from my rickshaw
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Mar 4, 2015 23:17
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that got embarassing very quickly
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Mar 4, 2015 23:35
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You drive a car? You drink coffe?? Well guess what fucker bitcch, alcohol!!! Yeah!
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Mar 4, 2015 23:37
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i have a mustang as well
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Mar 4, 2015 23:37
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JESUS CHRIST
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Mar 4, 2015 23:38
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please do the needfully and explain what the is difference between capsules and pods? cause pods are completely biodegradable and exactly the same amount of work. why wrap plastic around it? is it because of mental retardation?
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Mar 4, 2015 23:52
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I got a Keurig for Christmas like three years ago, used for two days and it's been in my pantry gathering dust ever since. You all must love some weak-rear end coffee because that stupid machine basically makes tinted, coffee-scented water.
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Mar 4, 2015 23:56
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I'm actually more interested in the number of people brewing a pot of coffee just for themselves than in the people creating waste via single serving coffee machines. Who needs that much coffee to get through a day?
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DisposableHero posted:I'm actually more interested in the number of people brewing a pot of coffee just for themselves than in the people creating waste via single serving coffee machines. Just save it in the fridge and drink it cold the next day and think about how lonely you are
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Mar 5, 2015 01:21
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If he feel so bad, he should start a humanitarian prize like Alfred Nobel
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naem posted:Just save it in the fridge and drink it cold the next day and think about how lonely you are If this is the problem I recommend switching to a single serving scotch dispensing machine. Caffeine will only put your loneliness in sharper relief as your vibrating pulminary tract cause time to dilate while you take your morning dump and contemplate suicide.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:What the hell no way are there that many lazy gadget addicts out there Count Freebasie posted:I just bought a Keurig machine this morning (for real).
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Sheep-Goats posted:Hard to clean and overbrews the coffee turning it really bitter -- there aren't many things that golden years Puerto Ricans get right and coffee making isn't one of them. nigga just rinse this poo poo theres no germs in brewing coffee my parents clean out the little rubber gasket constantly and it's like blah just loving submerge in water voila.
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Mar 5, 2015 02:04
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6 pages later and their actually defending thsemselve. killyourelf now
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Raku posted:lovely Poster Penny-farthing: used by people that think owning a keurig is a crime against nature to go to "work" (anything outside their poo poo apartment or mother's basement). Insisted to be better than all the above because it's cheaper, more eco-friendly, and only marginally more effort to use looks like we got another one 
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