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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

if he wasnt rich and white he would be tried for terrorism

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

veedubfreak posted:

Kim K is a fat hairy beast married to the biggest loudest douche on the planet. Thanks for playing though.

agreed but she's a huge pop culture icon filling the role paris hilton once held. if you want branding on your poo poo you wanna get kim kardashian

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
In typical peasant fashion I'd stab him in the face with a pitchfork

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

babypolis posted:

if he wasnt rich and white he would be tried for terrorism

i still feel threatened by him. if i see him on the streets, am i allowed to stand my ground?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

until they realize who he is and that you've gotta be punished

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Crash_N_Burn posted:

Angry poor person: I will rent-to-own anyone on this flight!

this right here is a funny-rear end post imho.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Didn't this happen like, over a month ago?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Helpimscared posted:

Didn't this happen like, over a month ago?

said he signed the plea feb 19 so like two weeks

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

wait do people still say theyre going to own someone anymore or is that kid incredibly out of date?
also people ever said that irl?

I think the "squaring up" comment was even more out-of-date.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Lmao, this dude funny as hell.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

veedubfreak posted:

Kim K is a fat hairy beast married to the biggest loudest douche on the planet. Thanks for playing though.

lol if you think kim k is fat or hairy

sorry u dont like butts it must suck 2 be that white

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It must own to be so rich that you can play videogames so often and every day so that it starts affecting your language so you start talking about owning peasants. poo poo is hype as hell.

Axeface
Feb 28, 2009

He Who Walks
Behind The Aisles
in fairness if i had spent my entire life being called "connie" by real people i would probably be pretty hostile too

Axeface
Feb 28, 2009

He Who Walks
Behind The Aisles
ps it's funny as poo poo that a silver spoon hotel heir can't even find good enough dope to mellow out his childish tantrums

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
In roughly 20 more years, he and his sister are going to be the world's most highly concentrated form of Schadenfreude and it will be glorious.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Lol what kind of poor doesn't fly charter gulfstream what a bitch baby fuckboy

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
me beating stewardess w/ boxed bistro meal: you noob, you free to play no skill bitch!

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

fyodor posted:

Lol what kind of poor doesn't fly charter gulfstream what a bitch baby fuckboy

I would bet actual money he's grounded from the gulfstream by his parents.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

paris hilton is impossibly sexy and i'm glad that i've seen her naked and suckin on a ding-a-lang...don't know anything about the rest of the fam, tho

yeah but we haven't yet had a chance to see her nude with her new...additions

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

did she fix her eye tho

At Waterloo
Dec 16, 2007

Oh baby darling you will see, your blood belongs to him a soulless feast.

moose face posted:

In typical peasant fashion I'd stab him in the face with a pitchfork

This, times a million.

When this first happened it was pointed out by various stupid celeb gossip blogs that had this Hilton jabroni been darker skinned and poor that he probably would have been locked away and stripped of his civil rights via Patriot Act. Like...you can't just say you're going to kill all the peasants on an airplane after 9/11, dude. I kind of want him to suffer in jail for an extended period of time like a normal person

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Melmac posted:

yeah but we haven't yet had a chance to see her nude with her new...additions



bitch was ugly before and now she's gone and mutilated her self

i eagerly await her transformation into a plastic freak show

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

does this have anything to do with the hotel of the same name?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

At Waterloo posted:

This, times a million.

When this first happened it was pointed out by various stupid celeb gossip blogs that had this Hilton jabroni been darker skinned and poor that he probably would have been locked away and stripped of his civil rights via Patriot Act. Like...you can't just say you're going to kill all the peasants on an airplane after 9/11, dude. I kind of want him to suffer in jail for an extended period of time like a normal person

the tragedy is if some red blooded american decided to step up and punch him the gently caress out he'd probably get thrown in jail for it

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I am a lover of huge fake boobs...

Paris could attach two pontoon boat sized breasts to her chest and I still wouldn't give a poo poo.

Some poo poo you just can't fix.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Ghaz posted:

does this have anything to do with the hotel of the same name?

No.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

bitch was ugly before and now she's gone and mutilated her self

i eagerly await her transformation into a plastic freak show

That's hosed up. Its like she can't win with you. Natural is beautiful and people should be happy with themselves and not feel like they gotta conform to society's standards. But if they want to change themselves to feel better that's okay too.

mrhotdogvendor
May 28, 2006
very tired hispanic

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

That's hosed up. Its like she can't win with you. Natural is beautiful and people should be happy with themselves and not feel like they gotta conform to society's standards. But if they want to change themselves to feel better that's okay too.

no, no one is allowed to be happy.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

That's hosed up. Its like she can't win with you. Natural is beautiful and people should be happy with themselves and not feel like they gotta conform to society's standards. But if they want to change themselves to feel better that's okay too.

Bitch made a tape of her poor loving, to gain fame.

Your point is moot.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

mrhotdogvendor posted:

no, no one is allowed to be happy.

You are really hateful and need a hug.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

VendaGoat posted:

Bitch made a tape of her poor loving, to gain fame.

Your point is moot.

Wow you are being really sex-negative.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Wow you are being really sex-negative.

If you hosed her you would be very positive

mrhotdogvendor
May 28, 2006
very tired hispanic

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

You are really hateful and need a hug.

maybe I do.

mrhotdogvendor
May 28, 2006
very tired hispanic

VendaGoat posted:

If you hosed her you would be very positive

Is this an STD joke, like your results would come back positive?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

* hugs you. squeezes buttocks firmly with both hands*

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

moose face posted:

In typical peasant fashion I'd stab him in the face with a pitchfork

mrhotdogvendor
May 28, 2006
very tired hispanic
Stranger Danger!!!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

mrhotdogvendor posted:

Is this an STD joke, like your results would come back positive?

Yes Doobie, it's an STD joke. :thejoke:

Wait a minute....

That total clueless nature.... Paris? Is that you? Holy poo poo! Paris Hilton is a goon!

How nasty is your crotch? You can tell us, it's a safe place.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
"Hello, Richard Hilton here. I'm calling because it was brought to my attention that one of your employees was eyeballing my coked-up fuckhead son on a commercial flight. I'd like you to fire that employee, because I asked and because I'm extremely rich. Yes, I can assure this is a routine thing that actually happens."

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mrhotdogvendor
May 28, 2006
very tired hispanic

Agag posted:

"Hello, Richard Hilton here. I'm calling because it was brought to my attention that one of your employees was eyeballing my coked-up fuckhead son on a commercial flight. I'd like you to fire that employee, because I asked and because I'm extremely rich. Yes, I can assure this is a routine thing that actually happens."

hmmmmmmm

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