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Funkysauce posted:If you are an under 30 goon I think you are a piece of poo poo. Thanks for reading.
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genesplicer posted:Apparently, that's part of having kids. For a long time, you can take your kids to a restaurant, shove french fries up your nose, and they will laugh and say "That's funny, Daddy!" Then one day you do it, and they roll their eyes and say "Oh, Father! Grow up!" its cool and make me proud
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Mar 4, 2015 18:11
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i am 30 but i am retard
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Mar 4, 2015 18:12
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82 years young
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Mar 4, 2015 18:15
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I'm younger than 30 but also unquestionably older than I was when I joined this chickenshit outfit, so I don't know what to make of this thread
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Mar 4, 2015 18:25
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mysterious frankie posted:30 is the new 16 though, so we're actually a totally rad group of teens doing totally tubular things to the maxxx It's not really the new 16 though, we're all just spoiled and entitled so we feel like we deserve to be young forever. I'm picturing all of us when we're in nursing homes playing our ancient Xboxes and yelling at the nurses to bring us more pizza rolls and Dew.
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Mar 4, 2015 18:28
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slow meme posted:I am currently in my larval stage then can I safely assume that this isn't even your final form?
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Mar 4, 2015 18:29
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As i get older i begin 2 feel increasingly sadder about my wasted youth *farts* Seriously tho
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Mar 4, 2015 18:30
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im 19
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Mar 4, 2015 18:31
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:then can I safely assume that this isn't even your final form? When I was at school our head teacher gave us a speech about a butterfly; he once saw a butterfly struggling to emerge from its chrysalis, and so decided to help it by slitting the chrysalis open. The butterfly fell to the ground, unable to fly; it had to learn to grow on its own, was the lesson.
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Mar 4, 2015 18:32
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slow meme posted:When I was at school our head teacher gave us a speech about a butterfly; he once saw a butterfly struggling to emerge from its chrysalis, and so decided to help it by slitting the chrysalis open. The butterfly fell to the ground, unable to fly; it had to learn to grow on its own, was the lesson. I unironically enjoy the moral of that story.
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Mar 4, 2015 18:34
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Rocks posted:I unironically enjoy the moral of that story. He also made comments in the monthly school newsletter that the girls' skirts were too short and "going to give [him] a heart attack"
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Mar 4, 2015 18:37
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I'm 35 and I can't imagine a world in which I am still posting on here in my forties. It just seems insane at a base level, even though I know there are plenty of 40+ posters here already.
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Mar 4, 2015 18:38
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slow meme posted:He also made comments in the monthly school newsletter that the girls' skirts were too short and "going to give [him] a heart attack" lol
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Mar 4, 2015 18:39
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King Vidiot posted:It's not really the new 16 though, we're all just spoiled and entitled so we feel like we deserve to be young forever. I'm picturing all of us when we're in nursing homes playing our ancient Xboxes and yelling at the nurses to bring us more pizza rolls and Dew. whatever, brah. if you need me I'll be grinding some rails in my soaps *dumpy adult man in tight fitting Quicksilver shirt trundles to Prius*
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Mar 4, 2015 18:41
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ephori posted:I'm 35 and I can't imagine a world in which I am still posting on here in my forties. It just seems insane at a base level, even though I know there are plenty of 40+ posters here already. Oh you'll join us. Yoooouuuuuuu'llllllllllll jjjjoooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnn uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssssssssss As will all the rest of you...........
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Mar 4, 2015 18:42
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33 y/o physically, 16 y/o mentally.
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Mar 4, 2015 18:45
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37, emotionally stunted
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Mar 4, 2015 18:46
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slow meme posted:When I was at school our head teacher gave us a speech about a butterfly; he once saw a butterfly struggling to emerge from its chrysalis, and so decided to help it by slitting the chrysalis open. The butterfly fell to the ground, unable to fly; it had to learn to grow on its own, was the lesson. Wow man makes you think
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Mar 4, 2015 18:49
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that's the same story my parents used to explain why they spent my inheritance on a boat.
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Mar 4, 2015 18:55
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forever fourteen
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Mar 4, 2015 18:57
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slow meme posted:He also made comments in the monthly school newsletter that the girls' skirts were too short and "going to give [him] a heart attack" teacher owned
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Mar 4, 2015 18:57
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Tiny Lowtax posted:30 with a kid checking in I actually started getting senior discounts at one restaurant when I was under 40. Mrs. Genesplicer was taking Grad classes with another teacher. Her husband and I were friends, so we would go out to dinner on class nights. The waitress (Always the same one) would give us both the senior discount. Apparently we acted simultaneously like Old Farts and little kids. Since it was obvious we couldn't qualify for the kid's menu, she gave us the senior discount. Now it's getting closer to being official, and I'm not looking forward to it as much. And I wish AARP would stop sending me propaganda! I've been getting their letters for 5 or 6 years.
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Mar 4, 2015 19:06
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King Vidiot posted:It's not really the new 16 though, we're all just spoiled and entitled so we feel like we deserve to be young forever. I'm picturing all of us when we're in nursing homes playing our ancient Xboxes and yelling at the nurses to bring us more pizza rolls and Dew. I'm 43, but have been saying this for a while. Our generation will be the first who really has fun in our nursing homes, as long as we have broadband. Finally we will be old and retired, kids are gone and on their own and really don't want to bother with you more than once a week, and we finally have time for the unlimited online gaming and Netflix. Echoes of old men yelling "SUCK IT, NEWB" will be rolling down nursing home hallways in the near future.
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Mar 4, 2015 19:08
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im 22 which means i probably started lurking when i was like 15. maybe 14 when i put it like that it explains a lot of things
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Mar 4, 2015 19:11
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27 here. I'm just starting to notice crow's feet and smile lines in the mirror. I'm a woman so all of the men in my age range are aging like fine wines whereas I'm gonna age like cottage cheese gently caress you all
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Mar 4, 2015 19:14
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Cuckoo posted:27 here. i'm sure you're still beautiful 
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:i'm sure you're still beautiful i heard about you in the worst poster thraed you ar a bad man
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Mar 4, 2015 19:17
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GORDON posted:I'm 43, but have been saying this for a while. Our generation will be the first who really has fun in our nursing homes, as long as we have broadband. Finally we will be old and retired, kids are gone and on their own and really don't want to bother with you more than once a week, and we finally have time for the unlimited online gaming and Netflix. Echoes of old men yelling "SUCK IT, NEWB" will be rolling down nursing home hallways in the near future. I did some volunteer work at a nursing home in L.A. decades ago. It was called "Sunset Manor" or something like that. Either by design or chance, it was home to a huge collection of the most left-wing old folks I ever met. I helped out a bunch of old beatniks, but my favorite old dude was a veteran of the Russian Revolution. He had come to the US after World War 2 (He had seen the writing on the wall, and decided that freedom was a bit more important that his commitment to communism. He was still a communist, just not very Stalinist.) He had great stories about the wars.
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Mar 4, 2015 19:17
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Seaside Loafer posted:yes, 40, first paywall account in 2002. its miserable isnt it I just want to quote you to tell you that I had a HUGE rush of deja vu when I read this right here. Full disclosure: I'm a 1920's videogame detective named Ace. But seriously, crazy deja vu, like I read it a week ago. EDIT: I'm 31, turning 32 this year.
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Mar 4, 2015 19:18
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You'll have to cut me in half and count the rings to figure out my age.
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Mar 4, 2015 19:21
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oald people
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Mar 4, 2015 19:26
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genesplicer posted:I did some volunteer work at a nursing home in L.A. decades ago. It was called "Sunset Manor" or something like that. Either by design or chance, it was home to a huge collection of the most left-wing old folks I ever met. I helped out a bunch of old beatniks, but my favorite old dude was a veteran of the Russian Revolution. He had come to the US after World War 2 (He had seen the writing on the wall, and decided that freedom was a bit more important that his commitment to communism. He was still a communist, just not very Stalinist.) He had great stories about the wars. For every senior that prattles on for a half hour about their boring medications or gardening, there's another with really cool old stories or fascinating history to share. And even the ones with mundane stories deserve to be listened to. I can't imagine how lonely some of the very old ones feel, with all of their friends and family dead, their wives and husbands gone, their kids a thousand miles away if they have any, and everyone they come into contact with making it clear that they don't want to hear about their day.  Also people tend to talk about how boring old people are then talk about their day at work where this report was due at 9AM and then Clara was such a bitch oh my god
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Mar 4, 2015 19:27
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GORDON posted:I'm 43, but have been saying this for a while. Our generation will be the first who really has fun in our nursing homes, as long as we have broadband. Finally we will be old and retired, kids are gone and on their own and really don't want to bother with you more than once a week, and we finally have time for the unlimited online gaming and Netflix. Echoes of old men yelling "SUCK IT, NEWB" will be rolling down nursing home hallways in the near future. who the gently caress do you think in our generation will actually be able to afford a nursing home. it'll be the rich fucks who aren't paying you enough to live on now. like half the fuckin' population is gonna be self-employed in 2020 because our batshit moonbot overlords have replaced their servants with automated dick suckin vaccum cleaners made of cocaine. being 30-40 w/a house & a good job is basically spending a bunch of years sitting stuck at the top of a roller coaster that will eventually collapse & kill everyone you love.
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Mar 4, 2015 19:30
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Thats why i work in the theatre. I'll have waaaay more rat/pigeon cooking experience than y'alls when retirement comes around in 2070.
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Mar 4, 2015 19:37
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Thats why i work in the theatre. I'll have waaaay more rat/pigeon cooking experience than y'alls when retirement comes around in 2070. No, you'll be dead of AIDS inside of five years.
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Mar 4, 2015 19:38
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36 is the new 14
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Mar 4, 2015 19:39
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Or is it the other way around?
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Mar 4, 2015 19:40
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mysterious frankie posted:30 is the new 16 though, so we're actually a totally rad group of teens doing totally tubular things to the maxxx i still ride rip-stiks
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here i am this i s a picture of me
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