it would be so good to climb into a warm ball of death LOL jus t curl up in my death snuggie eat some cool dead snacks and go weeeeeeeeeee all the way to where the dead people go once they are down being alive : ) : ) : )  : : : ) ::
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death and paying taxes are the only two things in life i refuse to do
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doc: im sorry but you have three months to live. me: really? doc: yu[p me: doc: creepy. that is a really creepy reaction and i was not expecting it. me:  
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WetNightmare posted:doc: im sorry but you have three months to live. |
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Haha I love graveyards!!!! ~ Dead Person |
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WetNightmare posted:doc: im sorry but you have three months to live. |
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me: meemaw pls dont be afraid meemaw: im not. im really looking forward to it. me: death is hard i know but you got to be strong meemaw: you dont have to be strong to die. its the opposite. its really easy and fun and i cant wait me: meemaw pls meemaw: i cant wait to be a carcass me: meemaw pls meemaw: im going to be really stiff! im going to live in a box underground too! me: meemaw meemaw: i get to say what songs they want to play at my dead party! ---------------- |
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doctor: great news, your cancer appears to be completely gone me:  doctor: aw man... well... you could still get hit by a bus or something? me: 
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casper: im dead me: yeah you are casper: its really fun me: yeah? casper: i am in a good mood because i am dead me: is that so casper: it feels good it feels like a blowjob on my weenis me: yeah? casper: i can fly too me: hm casper: i can fly through the wall and come back through teh wall and it feels like a blowjob me: holy poo poo ---------------- |
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open on a dark basement. i'm tied to a chair and there's a table in front of me with gnarly torture stuff on it. torturer *looking nonchalant and inspecting a blade*: you will talk.. everybody has a weakness, and i know how to find it. me *unperturbed*: you don't scare me. anything you can do to me, my employer will do 10 times worse. torturer *eyes light up*: oh, you mean this little thing? *holds up paper that says "401k plan" on it in big letters* me: no... torturer: yes, it' looks like you'll be well provided for looong into retirement me *beginning to sweat*: that doesn't matter... i eat really unhealthy and stuff... torturer *swipes the knife in one quick motion, cutting the little plastic thing off of a bottle of multivitamins*: we have ways of dealing with these things. me *shaking and sweating*: h- h- h- heart attacks r- run in my family torturer *grabbing my jaw and holding it open*: bring out the baby aspirin! me *sobbing*: i'll talk! i'll talk! |
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Classicist posted:open on a dark basement. i'm tied to a chair and there's a table in front of me with gnarly torture stuff on it. |
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Classicist posted:open on a dark basement. i'm tied to a chair and there's a table in front of me with gnarly torture stuff on it. |
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Classicist posted:open on a dark basement. i'm tied to a chair and there's a table in front of me with gnarly torture stuff on it. |
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Classicist posted:open on a dark basement. i'm tied to a chair and there's a table in front of me with gnarly torture stuff on it.
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Classicist posted:open on a dark basement. i'm tied to a chair and there's a table in front of me with gnarly torture stuff on it. mother of god |
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Classicist posted:open on a dark basement. i'm tied to a chair and there's a table in front of me with gnarly torture stuff on it. lol https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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Mar 4, 2015 22:07
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Miss Psychosis posted:Haha I love graveyards!!!! ~ Dead Person lol Miss Psychosis rules ---------------- |
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Death is, all around, an excellent experience. I love to kill people so that they can enjoy the sensation themselves and see how fun and great it is
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folks see me running around the streets and think drat, that dude takes care of himself. but really im just looking for an open manhole to jump in asap
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[In an iron lung] So this is purgatory. I like it.
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WetNightmare posted:paramedic #1: he doesnt want us to resuscitate him lol look it says so right on his bracelet see? gonna lie down in the street fake passed out with a medic alert bracelet that says allergic to not getting shot up with hepatitis needles https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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Super excited for a dirt nap now bucko |
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some people try to count the years left they have to live. i'm counting down the years left until i get to die
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sassy skeletons who don't want to accept they're dead |
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WetNightmare posted:doc: im sorry but you have three months to live. |
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you can die any time. isnt that great?
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Garbage Person posted:i've got another week or two before i get to see what this whole death thing is all about congrats man ---------------- |
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it's real  
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