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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

it was fun while it lasted

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:23

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:35

Tezzor: Jul 29, 2013; Can't post for 3 years!

top tier op, OP

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:24

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

debatable

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:24

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

~~mass effect~~ reddit sucks

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:25

Klimpy Borf: Oct 22, 2010

le upboat pour vous

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:26

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

What happened?

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:29

mst4k: Apr 18, 2003; budlitemolaram

neato burrito posted:

What happened?

They cared about too many causes man.

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:30

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Is r/shitredditsays just full of goons? It seems like the humor is pretty goony

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:30

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

it was down but it is BACK, ALL CLEAR EVERYONE

ALL CLEAR

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:30

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:31

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

neato burrito posted:

What happened?

Yeah what happened?

I know there's a Reddit/Tumblr war on or something but then I stopped caring. Is Tumblr driving tanks through the Reddit capital?

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:31

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Rocks posted:

Is r/shitredditsays just full of goons? It seems like the humor is pretty goony

~~yes goons are the true puppetmasters of the SJW conspiracy we control everything~~

redacted on order of my reptilian overlords

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:32

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

Rocks posted:

Is r/shitredditsays just full of goons? It seems like the humor is pretty goony

its full of retards like most of reddit

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:32

mst4k: Apr 18, 2003; budlitemolaram

Frog Act posted:

its full of retards like most of reddit

My [32F] SO [31M] thinks that it's rude that my vegan family doesn't cook non-vegan food for us when we come over

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:33

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Rocks posted:

Is r/shitredditsays just full of goons? It seems like the humor is pretty goony

reddit period is full of goons they're like the same website

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:34

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

i [45 m] want to gently caress my [15f] cousin. any seduction advice??

(/r/incest or /r/seduction)

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:34

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

drat what am i gonna do with all my reddit gold now

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:35

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Parallax Scroll posted:

drat what am i gonna do with all my reddit gold now

have you heard of a little thing called "bitcoin" my friend

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:36

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

What a shame.

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:37

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/search?q=indian&restrict_sr=on

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:41

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

shyduck posted:

it was fun while it lasted

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:42

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Frog Act posted:

http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/search?q=indian&restrict_sr=on

this is the funniest one

http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/ys9lc/my_indian_girlfriend_17_as_gorgeous_as_she_is_has/

# ? Mar 4, 2015 23:43

drunk dog: Apr 6, 2014; Resident Millennial

I don't know how else to say this... but I'm going to end my life soon. Maybe not today or tomorrow, but as soon as I get the courage to do it... I'll be gone.
I'm a really good person, I'm attractive, I'm smart, I'm loving and caring. But I was a dumb idiot and I hosed it all up with the one girl I thought I'd never lose. I just thought that maybe you'd all like to hear my story before I go. Maybe she'll see this or hear my story too.
It was roughly 2 years ago. I had been really figuring my stuff out you know, going to school, working all that stuff. Then I met her, the new girl at work. She was so amazing and after weeks I finally mustered up the courage to talk to her and man was it the right thing to do. We talked for hours in the work parking lot the first night I met her. She was into me and I was into her. After that we started to go out on dates, spend time together, really get to know one another. Everything was absolutely amazing. For about 6 months.
But then... my brother died. And like that my personality made a 180. I didn't grieve... instead I walled myself up. Even from her, even though I loved her and she knew it I just couldn't bring myself to feel anything. I absorbed myself into video games, TV Shows, Movies. After a while she didn't know how to take it anymore, she'd cry and cry telling me she wanted the old me back. I was too numb and stubborn to listen... I had spent so long being numb that it was impossible for me to feel again. I cut ties with everyone in my life friends and family. Lucky for her we were living together where she got to see the full extent of my numbness. My sex drive dropped drastically. After a while I noticed she was acting different, becoming numb herself. I saw it as her finally being done with me. After a year of putting up with me I finally decided that it just wasn't working out. I thought she was ending it with me... so I did the worst thing I could have ever done.
I ended it with her and because I was so numb I thought it was for the best. She cried over me, I just numbed myself to it. The next day she texted me telling me she missed me and I just responded with this is for the best. About 2 weeks later I had been feeling ok, doing my usual thing. I called her to tell her about something important and as I sat there listening to her talk back to me it was like my entire body has finally broke the surface of all that numbness. All the pain of losing her and my brothers death rushed at me. I started to cry... she asked if I was ok and I just got off the phone. I cried all night and the next day... I rushed to her. I showed up at her house and told her that I was a fool and I see my mistakes, I cried, I cried harder then any man should ever cry. But she was numb to it all... she had shut me out. I begged for her forgiveness and the chance to be with her again, but she didn't want me. She said all she wanted was time, time to realize if she missed me enough to want me. Time to see if I could change and be the man she needed, but I wasn't ok with that. I know with time she'll move on. How can she see how much I've changed if she doesn't allow me to be there to show her? I realize she is just too afraid to tell me she's done with me.
It's been about a month. Time isn't helping me... everyday just gets harder and darker. I care for her so much that I feel guilty just even imagining myself with someone else. All I can think about is some other guy in her life... a guy that'll never be able to love her the way I do.
I was stupid and foolish I too what I had for granted. Now that I've lost it, I realize how much I need it back. I'm not a religious man, but I spend my nights on my knees in tears begging God for the chance to have her back in my life. I sleep all day so I don't have to face the reality that she is moving on while I am dying inside.
So, tonight I will see her for the last time to get what is left of my things. I will hand her the valentines gifts I got for her months prior to our break up. I will give her the 3 page note that expresses my love and pain the best to my ability and I'll tell her I love her and leave. Then... I'll stare at the razor blade I've been staring at for a week trying to find the courage to cut my wrist so that I can finally sleep and escape this reality. I fear death and the endless nothing that may come after I pass on, but anywhere is better then my own mind. Because I can't sit here and cry any longer wondering if she's crying over me.
I have support from my family and friends, but there's nothing they can say nor is their any amount of time they could spend with me that'll be able to stop the aching in my chest and the pain in my neck and back when I sit down alone.
I am a good guy, loving and caring, I pride myself on how romantic I can be with a woman. I've never done anything wrong in my entire life... I don't do drugs and I didn't drink till I was 20. I've never smoked a cigarette. I'm sort of in shape. There are plenty of people who will miss me when I'm gone, but the reality of it all is that I only want one person to miss me and that's her.
I know 21 is young and there will be many people I will meet in my life, but none will ever be as amazing as her and I'm afraid that the things I do will only remind me of her. She doesn't want me anymore and she'll never believe me when I try and tell her she's the only one I want. If I don't end my life soon, I will just die old thinking of her like I am now.
Thank you for reading this. I am so sorry I couldn't be stronger. I am so sorry I took the love I had right in front of me for granted.

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:13

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

bye ^^

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:17

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

amosni posted:

I don't know how else to say this... but I'm going to end my life soon. Maybe not today or tomorrow, but as soon as I get the courage to do it... I'll be gone.
I'm a really good person, I'm attractive, I'm smart, I'm loving and caring. But I was a dumb idiot and I hosed it all up with the one girl I thought I'd never lose. I just thought that maybe you'd all like to hear my story before I go. Maybe she'll see this or hear my story too.
It was roughly 2 years ago. I had been really figuring my stuff out you know, going to school, working all that stuff. Then I met her, the new girl at work. She was so amazing and after weeks I finally mustered up the courage to talk to her and man was it the right thing to do. We talked for hours in the work parking lot the first night I met her. She was into me and I was into her. After that we started to go out on dates, spend time together, really get to know one another. Everything was absolutely amazing. For about 6 months.
But then... my brother died. And like that my personality made a 180. I didn't grieve... instead I walled myself up. Even from her, even though I loved her and she knew it I just couldn't bring myself to feel anything. I absorbed myself into video games, TV Shows, Movies. After a while she didn't know how to take it anymore, she'd cry and cry telling me she wanted the old me back. I was too numb and stubborn to listen... I had spent so long being numb that it was impossible for me to feel again. I cut ties with everyone in my life friends and family. Lucky for her we were living together where she got to see the full extent of my numbness. My sex drive dropped drastically. After a while I noticed she was acting different, becoming numb herself. I saw it as her finally being done with me. After a year of putting up with me I finally decided that it just wasn't working out. I thought she was ending it with me... so I did the worst thing I could have ever done.
I ended it with her and because I was so numb I thought it was for the best. She cried over me, I just numbed myself to it. The next day she texted me telling me she missed me and I just responded with this is for the best. About 2 weeks later I had been feeling ok, doing my usual thing. I called her to tell her about something important and as I sat there listening to her talk back to me it was like my entire body has finally broke the surface of all that numbness. All the pain of losing her and my brothers death rushed at me. I started to cry... she asked if I was ok and I just got off the phone. I cried all night and the next day... I rushed to her. I showed up at her house and told her that I was a fool and I see my mistakes, I cried, I cried harder then any man should ever cry. But she was numb to it all... she had shut me out. I begged for her forgiveness and the chance to be with her again, but she didn't want me. She said all she wanted was time, time to realize if she missed me enough to want me. Time to see if I could change and be the man she needed, but I wasn't ok with that. I know with time she'll move on. How can she see how much I've changed if she doesn't allow me to be there to show her? I realize she is just too afraid to tell me she's done with me.
It's been about a month. Time isn't helping me... everyday just gets harder and darker. I care for her so much that I feel guilty just even imagining myself with someone else. All I can think about is some other guy in her life... a guy that'll never be able to love her the way I do.
I was stupid and foolish I too what I had for granted. Now that I've lost it, I realize how much I need it back. I'm not a religious man, but I spend my nights on my knees in tears begging God for the chance to have her back in my life. I sleep all day so I don't have to face the reality that she is moving on while I am dying inside.
So, tonight I will see her for the last time to get what is left of my things. I will hand her the valentines gifts I got for her months prior to our break up. I will give her the 3 page note that expresses my love and pain the best to my ability and I'll tell her I love her and leave. Then... I'll stare at the razor blade I've been staring at for a week trying to find the courage to cut my wrist so that I can finally sleep and escape this reality. I fear death and the endless nothing that may come after I pass on, but anywhere is better then my own mind. Because I can't sit here and cry any longer wondering if she's crying over me.
I have support from my family and friends, but there's nothing they can say nor is their any amount of time they could spend with me that'll be able to stop the aching in my chest and the pain in my neck and back when I sit down alone.
I am a good guy, loving and caring, I pride myself on how romantic I can be with a woman. I've never done anything wrong in my entire life... I don't do drugs and I didn't drink till I was 20. I've never smoked a cigarette. I'm sort of in shape. There are plenty of people who will miss me when I'm gone, but the reality of it all is that I only want one person to miss me and that's her.
I know 21 is young and there will be many people I will meet in my life, but none will ever be as amazing as her and I'm afraid that the things I do will only remind me of her. She doesn't want me anymore and she'll never believe me when I try and tell her she's the only one I want. If I don't end my life soon, I will just die old thinking of her like I am now.
Thank you for reading this. I am so sorry I couldn't be stronger. I am so sorry I took the love I had right in front of me for granted.

tl;dr

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:17

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GX3cM1jCPE

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:17

Pesmerga: Aug 1, 2005; So nice to eat you

amosni posted:

I don't know how else to say this... but I'm going to end my life soon. Maybe not today or tomorrow, but as soon as I get the courage to do it... I'll be gone.
I'm a really good person, I'm attractive, I'm smart, I'm loving and caring. But I was a dumb idiot and I hosed it all up with the one girl I thought I'd never lose. I just thought that maybe you'd all like to hear my story before I go. Maybe she'll see this or hear my story too.
It was roughly 2 years ago. I had been really figuring my stuff out you know, going to school, working all that stuff. Then I met her, the new girl at work. She was so amazing and after weeks I finally mustered up the courage to talk to her and man was it the right thing to do. We talked for hours in the work parking lot the first night I met her. She was into me and I was into her. After that we started to go out on dates, spend time together, really get to know one another. Everything was absolutely amazing. For about 6 months.
But then... my brother died. And like that my personality made a 180. I didn't grieve... instead I walled myself up. Even from her, even though I loved her and she knew it I just couldn't bring myself to feel anything. I absorbed myself into video games, TV Shows, Movies. After a while she didn't know how to take it anymore, she'd cry and cry telling me she wanted the old me back. I was too numb and stubborn to listen... I had spent so long being numb that it was impossible for me to feel again. I cut ties with everyone in my life friends and family. Lucky for her we were living together where she got to see the full extent of my numbness. My sex drive dropped drastically. After a while I noticed she was acting different, becoming numb herself. I saw it as her finally being done with me. After a year of putting up with me I finally decided that it just wasn't working out. I thought she was ending it with me... so I did the worst thing I could have ever done.
I ended it with her and because I was so numb I thought it was for the best. She cried over me, I just numbed myself to it. The next day she texted me telling me she missed me and I just responded with this is for the best. About 2 weeks later I had been feeling ok, doing my usual thing. I called her to tell her about something important and as I sat there listening to her talk back to me it was like my entire body has finally broke the surface of all that numbness. All the pain of losing her and my brothers death rushed at me. I started to cry... she asked if I was ok and I just got off the phone. I cried all night and the next day... I rushed to her. I showed up at her house and told her that I was a fool and I see my mistakes, I cried, I cried harder then any man should ever cry. But she was numb to it all... she had shut me out. I begged for her forgiveness and the chance to be with her again, but she didn't want me. She said all she wanted was time, time to realize if she missed me enough to want me. Time to see if I could change and be the man she needed, but I wasn't ok with that. I know with time she'll move on. How can she see how much I've changed if she doesn't allow me to be there to show her? I realize she is just too afraid to tell me she's done with me.
It's been about a month. Time isn't helping me... everyday just gets harder and darker. I care for her so much that I feel guilty just even imagining myself with someone else. All I can think about is some other guy in her life... a guy that'll never be able to love her the way I do.
I was stupid and foolish I too what I had for granted. Now that I've lost it, I realize how much I need it back. I'm not a religious man, but I spend my nights on my knees in tears begging God for the chance to have her back in my life. I sleep all day so I don't have to face the reality that she is moving on while I am dying inside.
So, tonight I will see her for the last time to get what is left of my things. I will hand her the valentines gifts I got for her months prior to our break up. I will give her the 3 page note that expresses my love and pain the best to my ability and I'll tell her I love her and leave. Then... I'll stare at the razor blade I've been staring at for a week trying to find the courage to cut my wrist so that I can finally sleep and escape this reality. I fear death and the endless nothing that may come after I pass on, but anywhere is better then my own mind. Because I can't sit here and cry any longer wondering if she's crying over me.
I have support from my family and friends, but there's nothing they can say nor is their any amount of time they could spend with me that'll be able to stop the aching in my chest and the pain in my neck and back when I sit down alone.
I am a good guy, loving and caring, I pride myself on how romantic I can be with a woman. I've never done anything wrong in my entire life... I don't do drugs and I didn't drink till I was 20. I've never smoked a cigarette. I'm sort of in shape. There are plenty of people who will miss me when I'm gone, but the reality of it all is that I only want one person to miss me and that's her.
I know 21 is young and there will be many people I will meet in my life, but none will ever be as amazing as her and I'm afraid that the things I do will only remind me of her. She doesn't want me anymore and she'll never believe me when I try and tell her she's the only one I want. If I don't end my life soon, I will just die old thinking of her like I am now.
Thank you for reading this. I am so sorry I couldn't be stronger. I am so sorry I took the love I had right in front of me for granted.

no dont

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:19

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

i broke up with a girl and now i miss her so im going to kill myself

fuckin sadbrains

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:20

Ariza: Feb 8, 2006

100% of people that care about any website whatsoever should probably just jump off a bridge so that us normal people that use it to waste time can enjoy ourselves. It's embarrassing and your parents hate you.

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:21

drunk dog: Apr 6, 2014; Resident Millennial

amityville anus posted:

tl;dr

Pesmerga posted:

no dont

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:22

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Ariza posted:

It's embarrassing and your parents hate you.

This plateful of bagel bites my mom made me says otherwise

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:22

Debunk This!: Apr 12, 2011

I have never heard of this "reddit" what was it for?

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:38

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Rare Collectable posted:

I have never heard of this "reddit" what was it for?

finding a group of people who share your views and then furiously masturbating together

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:40

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Rare Collectable posted:

I have never heard of this "reddit" what was it for?

making fun of sjws and vapid sluts

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:42

Not_Rainbow_Horse: Nov 11, 2013

Rocks posted:

making fun of sjws and vapid sluts

or being a sjw and/or vapid slut

also cat pics or anime or anime cat pics

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:42

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

memes from five years ago going strong

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:44

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Thanks Obama

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:44

Ariza: Feb 8, 2006

Rare Collectable posted:

I have never heard of this "reddit" what was it for?

98% of the things on this forum, just a few hours earlier

# ? Mar 5, 2015 01:17

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

or being a sjw and/or vapid slut

also cat pics or anime or anime cat pics

Wait I thought that was Tumblr.

Why can't people embrace what makes them alike instead of fighting over what makes them different?

# ? Mar 5, 2015 01:19

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:35

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Wait I thought that was Tumblr.

Why can't people embrace what makes them alike instead of fighting over what makes them different?

white people are too much alike but lack culture of their own, thus they create differences in order to feel as though they are special and an individual

# ? Mar 5, 2015 01:23

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