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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
http://www.tmz.com/2015/03/05/harrison-ford-plane-crash-landing-golf-course-santa-monica/

Harrison Ford done crashed into a golf course.

Don't die on us now :smith:

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

beaten

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

He's the John McCain of celebrities

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
lol by 1 minute

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

But not as bad as Harrison Ford

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
this quote was the best though

quote:

72-year-old Ford is a longtime aviator -- piloting planes and helicopters -- and has crashed multiple times in the past.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

The Taint Reaper posted:

But not as bad as Harrison Ford

lol

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Bum the Sad posted:

this quote was the best though

I wonder if he's related to the Kennedys

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


If he dies while Kissinger and Dick Cheney and Schmorky live, what justice is there in the world truly :smith:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

well that's one way to stop new star warses

Bum the Sad posted:

this quote was the best though

launchpad mcquack is real

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

im glad theyre making an indiana jones movie irl

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Vertical Lime posted:

well that's one way to stop new star warses

NO! There needs to be more Star Warses without George Lucas and with Han Solo :ssj:

This is the hope thread. Go to the lies thread.

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
he's gonna be all disfigured for the new ones

the hamill curse

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I'm doing a 'Hand Solo' right now

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Dely Apple posted:

If he dies while Kissinger and Dick Cheney and Schmorky live, what justice is there in the world truly :smith:

why do you want schmorky dead? he's pitiable more than anything; death would be a mercy, not justice

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Dely Apple posted:

If he dies while Kissinger and Dick Cheney and Schmorky live, what justice is there in the world truly :smith:

there is no justice this has been well established

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Holy poo poo, Bum the Sad is still alive

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

He remembered Indiana Jones 4 during flight and committed aviation seppuku

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

setting down ur single engine open cockpit prop plane down on the fairway is howard hughes as gently caress

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
MORE LIKE HARRISON FORD PINTO












































































































etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Could someone post the pic of Han in his underwear hitting the bong?

TIA

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Goddamnit Harrison, when your engine quits on takeoff, you don't try to return to the runway, wtf

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
look slike he couldn't make the kessel run in 12 parsecs after all

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
What the hell was Ford doing in a plane when there was still at least one celebrity death hanging in the air??

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
rip hans

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Applewhite posted:

What the hell was Ford doing in a plane when there was still at least one celebrity death hanging in the air??

he's just that much of a bamf, motherfucker LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF THE RULE OF THREES

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
is he actually dead or did that bastard Jabba seal him carbonite again?

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Bum the Sad posted:

NO! There needs to be more Star Warses without George Lucas and with Han Solo :ssj:

This is the hope thread. Go to the lies thread.

Relax. Mark Hamill crashed his Corvette and then they ended up making Empire Strikes Back. I suddenly have very high hopes for this new Star Wars film!

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
CNN says he's battered but ok.

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
more like harrison bored

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Han Solo is a loving Kurd, kill the Kurd scum gently caress!

Firetrick
Aug 4, 2006

Should have left the flying to chewbacca

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

fly... yes!

land...no!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
"GET OFF MY PLANE!"

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIfx23g9q08

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Botched suicide attempt

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm loving JAMMING OUT to JOCK JAMS!!

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

I'm with the snake theorists.









....Motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking plane.

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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
I enjoy a nice caramel macchiato from time to time

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