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So anyway I got car jacked and kidnapped on Sunday. Whoopty whoop I only lost 860 dollars my wallet and phone. So at the time I had a pretty bad cold. The jackers were coke freaks and as you all know the coke is now cut with bath salts. It fries your betrayal synapses in your brain so in effect you sell your soul to the devil. Sooooo I ended up with some virus off them new world order devils. By Wednesday I was in the emergency room begging for my life for some tamiflu. I had staph pneumonia and cytokine storm but no fever. So there's some new virus going around killing healthy people but not doing anything to those "people of walmart" you know what I mean. Abominations. What the gently caress??? There hasn't been a crime section in the paper for a week and the streets are full of people dropping to near death. Violence is rampant and police don't even care. Can someone tell me the name of this virus?
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go to the hospital OP..
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smoobles posted:op weaves a web of lies do not post in gbs
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A terrible thread is happening.
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someone sneezed in your meth
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do not post in gbs
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Mar 6, 2015 05:19
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JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL
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Mar 6, 2015 05:21
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sexy young infidel posted:do not post in gbs why
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Mar 6, 2015 05:22
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but... im not the op???
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Just be happy you are not in Iraq right now, getting raped, beheaded, cooked and fed to your mother.
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Mar 6, 2015 05:30
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It is human being flu and the op is infected
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hopefully the cdc will work quickly to quarantine the ops case of shitpostitius before it spreads to more vital threads
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Mar 6, 2015 05:31
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stop reading hunter s thompson
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sexy young infidel posted:do not post in gbs go gently caress you are self
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LMFAO wHo cAREAS HAHA Xd
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Putty posted:this is not a gif o ops sorry 
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A misanthrope posted:o ops sorry man, gta v looks amazing
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for real just found out today that this guy that used to live in this house but got kicked out because of me and i had gotten into physical altercations with on two seperate occasions was found dead by asphyxiation but there was nothying nearby that said he did it himself. dont kno2w what to think about this, mayb e its related op
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smoobles posted:go gently caress you are self kill yourself retard, and never. never quote me again
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anyway original poster I suspect it was spies that did it
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Well come down south and catch the disease yourself then. Hell you probably already got it and you just carry it. Like I said only healthy people get sick and nobody in America is healthy anymore. It won't be long before this stuff is everywhere anyway. It's so freaking virulent it's crazy. Plus in the greatest country in the world we don't cure diseases we just treat symptoms. Like I said I went to the er and got tamiflu and now I'm getting better. They tested me for influenza and it came back negative. This is Mississippi so they didn't run blood or anything everything is retarded here. I'm starting to notice symptoms of it around town in regular unhealthy wasted people. You'll order four things and they only hear you say three things. It's subtle but very noticeable once you recognize it. Regular people just catch a really bad cold that never gets better and as the virus gets worse opportunistic bacterial infections get worse. I've noticed that it makes me very impulsive with my tone of voice. It also gives colors different hues. Everything looks red to me right now. Now I know this virus didnt originate in spit bucket Mississippi so I ask again. What the gently caress is going on? Where did this shirt come from? Is it just some new influenza strain from some godforsaken third world shithole? Is it the Illuminati attempting to kill everybody? Biological weapon from Russia? Well anyway, it is very interesting when it attacks your brain. It's actually quite euphoric if you can ignore the other symptoms and drunk tons and tons of water. Have fun when you catch that shot guys. Edit: how the gently caress do you turn this mic key mouse auto correct bulls hot off on galaxy four? I had to buy a new phone after I got car jacked I hate this drat phone. Told Two Times fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Mar 6, 2015 |
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is this about morgellons and/or fluoride crystalizing on our pineal glands
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seriously though id say stop posting about this and maybe write it down and take it to a psychyatrist dude
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Staph pneumo is a bacterium, not a virus, you loving idiot.
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I want to believe we are actually watching someone go insane in real time ITT but I've been hurt before
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Well I deduced staph from the rash. That was an opportunistic infection like I said you stupid jelly brained cattle. The impulse to flip out and ask stupid little questions when someone more intelligent than you speaks is caused by a selenium deficiency I believe. Take some centrum and get on my level hoe
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Told Two Times posted:So anyway I got car jacked and kidnapped on Sunday. Whoopty whoop I only lost 860 dollars my wallet and phone. So at the time I had a pretty bad cold. The jackers were coke freaks and as you all know the coke is now cut with bath salts. It fries your betrayal synapses in your brain so in effect you sell your soul to the devil. You've been told two times you stupid human being a third will not be pretty
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Told Two Times posted:I got beat over the head with an antique over and under shotgun by three black guys. I only felt the first blow and the other three just felt like pressure. My first thought was why is my head wet?. They wanted to steal my drugs as I was heavy into the dope game at the time. They didnt have the balls to run up into my dope house so they got absolutely nothing. I bled for two days I have a huge scar on the top of my head about three and a half inches long. The next day when I was walking out the door to smoke a cigarette I looked through the window first and I've been looking ever since.
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Pivotal Lever posted:JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsTyjVnZBww
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sexy young infidel posted:go to the hospital OP.. Lose another 860 dollars.
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A misanthrope posted:o ops sorry close your eyes at the last second and it feels like you die its cool try it
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