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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Disco Salmon posted:

Chicken feet though lol I only use them for making stock. I pick them up at the local Asian market store...and funny enough they are labeled as "chicken paws" there too.

So do you think they do that so it's not like "ew, feet right next to my pork chops!" or something?

E: new page, so vindaloo! Ugly but delicious if you like hot stuff.

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Disco Salmon
Jun 19, 2004

Scathach posted:

So do you think they do that so it's not like "ew, feet right next to my pork chops!" or something?


You know, I have no idea. I do know that the local Asian markets I have been to that I got chicken feet in, they were also labeled "chicken paws". So, who knows....

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Wanamingo posted:



Midwestern poutine

Absolutely would, albeit alone.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Wanamingo posted:



Midwestern poutine

Would, although I'm not 100% sure about those weird strands in the gravy.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Pham Nuwen posted:

Would, although I'm not 100% sure about those weird strands in the gravy.

It's beef gravy from a jar, the strands are bits of roast beef.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pham Nuwen posted:

Would, although I'm not 100% sure about those weird strands in the gravy.

Flavor hairs!

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Plinkey posted:

Flavor hairs!

For that home-cooked Morgellon's taste!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


I just had the best idea for a TV show. It's a cooking show with auditions, so the contestants send in videos of themselves cooking something and then the short-listed ones cook live for the judges. It's promoted ahead of time as "Australia's Best Home Cook" or something, but secretly the chosen contestants will be people who are absolutely terrible at cooking and have a ridiculously inflated sense of their own ability. The judges, who would be in on it from the start, would heap praise on the contestants each week to maintain the charade.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Tiggum posted:

I just had the best idea for a TV show. It's a cooking show with auditions, so the contestants send in videos of themselves cooking something and then the short-listed ones cook live for the judges. It's promoted ahead of time as "Australia's Best Home Cook" or something, but secretly the chosen contestants will be people who are absolutely terrible at cooking and have a ridiculously inflated sense of their own ability. The judges, who would be in on it from the start, would heap praise on the contestants each week to maintain the charade.

I've seen your posts in this thread... I assume you'd be one of the first season contestants? At least until you have an autistic meltdown when you see someone buttering toast in a slightly different way than you're used to or whatever.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Tiggum posted:

I just had the best idea for a TV show. It's a cooking show with auditions, so the contestants send in videos of themselves cooking something and then the short-listed ones cook live for the judges. It's promoted ahead of time as "Australia's Best Home Cook" or something, but secretly the chosen contestants will be people who are absolutely terrible at cooking and have a ridiculously inflated sense of their own ability. The judges, who would be in on it from the start, would heap praise on the contestants each week to maintain the charade.

It would be the first cooking related show in Australia I would actually watch. Heck I'll even dig up an RF lead to watch broadcast TV for it.

And if my 'slice bananas then put then in a bag with coconut flakes and shake" equals a recipe then I'm in as a fake 'in on it' contestant.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Scathach posted:

So do you think they do that so it's not like "ew, feet right next to my pork chops!" or something?

E: new page, so vindaloo! Ugly but delicious if you like hot stuff.



In Chinese the character for feet is interchangeable with paw or talon. I bet the store owner just used google translate when labeling.

The Chinese name got chicken feet is actually Phoenix Talon, which does sounds more appealing.

On a related note, if someone offers you spicy duck feet then you should eat the hell out of them, cause they are tasty as gently caress.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
Dim Sims Bolognese

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Guess what I asked for!


it was supposed to be a Cubano

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Okay, so what's wrong with it? All you've shown us is the bread.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Wanamingo posted:



Midwestern poutine

I'm fairly certain some of the poutinerie menus I've seen around here had tater to options.

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

AlbieQuirky posted:

Won't be red, though. Even if you get non-Dutch processed cocoa, it'll be a slightly reddish brown at most.

Yeah, it's a distinct reddish brown which is the actual color of red velvet cake.

The non alkalized cocoa also has a kind of fruity flavor that tastes different than a cake made with Dutch cocoa and massive amounts of dye.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

PCOS Bill posted:

Okay, so what's wrong with it? All you've shown us is the bread.

It was a potato roll flattened with ham and cheese.

chad radwell
Jan 16, 2009

I had an old favorite of mine- several sliced, hard boiled eggs soaked in a bowl of red wine vinegar- for lunch today.

My boyfriend made me open all the windows while I ate them.

:getin:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:




pollo guisado; looks like sad brown, tastes like happy brown

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

The saddest mother and child reunion.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Corn is in suspension, I will allow it

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


cash crab posted:

Corn is in suspension, I will allow it

At least the eggs are edible.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012




Sushi Nachos










Cheese and Bacon

Megabound has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Jan 17, 2016

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

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I would destroy that muchie roll

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




People do this with a straight face

http://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Saveur-100-2011-Broccoli-with-Cheetos

I've eaten there, it's ... okay

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

I'm imagining one of those KFC famous bowls, but with sushi instead of chicken.

Quick, somebody get me the number for Long John Silvers R&D department

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Corporations are realizing that 420 is a thing now

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

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Alright

weed is dead,

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

This just makes me sad. The microwave rice, the individual packets of seaweed...this is what I ate when I was homeless and living off a friend's couch.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Rigged Death Trap posted:

I would destroy that muchie roll

:agreed:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


I would love to get this inside me tbh

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

This recipe isn't offensive or anything but check out the amazing onion cutting technique at 4:45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqzkcwTCKX0

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Winklebottom posted:

This recipe isn't offensive or anything but check out the amazing onion cutting technique at 4:45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqzkcwTCKX0

This one little secret about onions the government doesn't want you to know about weight loss secret cutting technique

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
she cut here cucumbers in a big slidy stack and I felt really nervous

Weatherwax
Aug 17, 2008

I know that most people don't know how to handle a knife. But there is "putting your index finger on top of the knife" bad knife skills and then there is poo poo like this.

also the whole thing about using a small knife to cut onions... :argh:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Pomp posted:

she cut here cucumbers in a big slidy stack and I felt really nervous

Small serrated knife, sliding wet discs, fingers fully extended, rapid and irregular jabbing cuts.

I can't imagine how this could go wrong!


I picture this person absolutely DREADING prep for meals. It takes so long, and I ALWAYS cut myself :rolleyes:

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
I feel so sorry for people with bad knife game. Get one good chef knife instead of a block of 20 lovely ones and you're set. poo poo, you can get a ceramic knife from Harbor Freight for like $10 that will cut through almost anything in the kitchen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGXylS-HFgg

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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

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Winklebottom posted:

This recipe isn't offensive or anything but check out the amazing onion cutting technique at 4:45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqzkcwTCKX0

Post/av combo

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