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too scared to ask in the goon doctor should i be worried?
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Mar 8, 2015 08:58
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You have clownpenis syndrome.
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Mar 8, 2015 09:00
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that's just the air coming out of your vagina, it's normal
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Mar 8, 2015 09:01
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lol
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Mar 8, 2015 09:02
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yeah that's normal its called a cumfart
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Mar 8, 2015 09:04
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u got a bad case of 
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Mar 8, 2015 09:13
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amityville anus posted:u got a bad case of I told him already but I forgot my diagram. Also it's terminal. I am really sorry OP.
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Mar 8, 2015 09:14
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whenever i jerk off i put the cum in my butt so i might have my own buttbaby
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Mar 8, 2015 09:34
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JakeP posted:whenever i jerk off i put the cum in my butt so i might have my own buttbaby Im a doctor and yes. Yes this can happen and you should stop. You aren't fit to raise a child.
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Mar 8, 2015 09:36
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I told him already but I forgot my diagram. I'm the second opinion here. It's not just terminal it's the whole airport. Strip naked and walk thru the metal detector.
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Mar 8, 2015 09:36
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Im a doctor and yes. Yes this can happen and you should stop. uh u forgot to mention the high chance of retardation from getting two copies of the same retart genes from op
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Mar 8, 2015 09:37
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That's fine, call a doctor if you hear a slide whistle though. I'm serious
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Mar 8, 2015 23:49
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Perfectly normal. When I cum it sounds like a fog horn. I regularly get reported for disturbing the peace.
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Mar 9, 2015 00:17
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When I bust a particularly exquisite nut it sounds something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3SxEOvAOEg
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Mar 9, 2015 00:19
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my penis produces a descending minor triad, one pitch per squirt.
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Mar 9, 2015 00:20
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lol @ the imagery
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Mar 9, 2015 00:21
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hsving trouble imagining this op is it like a slow deflation or a really quick one
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Mar 9, 2015 00:22
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Blue Raider posted:lol @ the imagery
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Mar 9, 2015 00:33
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zVxTeflon posted:too scared to ask in the goon doctor dog yougotta bisket on yo head
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Mar 9, 2015 00:37
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Don Tacorleone posted:that's just the air coming out of your vagina, it's normal
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Mar 9, 2015 00:46
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FordPRefectLL posted:hsving trouble imagining this op is it like a slow deflation or a really quick one its like an old man with flappy lips gently sighing
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Mar 9, 2015 01:47
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zVxTeflon posted:its like an old man with flappy lips gently sighing that id terrifyng
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Mar 9, 2015 01:48
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I hosed this really cute blonde in college that sounded like I was loving a woopie cushion. I started laughing half way through when it did it a few times in a row really loud and she let me keep going.
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Mar 9, 2015 02:11
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I laughed so hard at this thread that my sides hurt.Dave_Indeed posted:I hosed this really cute blonde in college that sounded like I was loving a woopie cushion. I started laughing half way through when it did it a few times in a row really loud and she let me keep going. Once i was loving my ex on the floor and needed to fart SO badly. On one thrust it slipped out and was the most horrendous, loudest, flapping-noise fart i've ever heard. I burst out laughing, she didn't seem to notice the fart (somehow) and was massively confused, but kept going. Memorable.
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Mar 9, 2015 02:24
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is it a comically long squeaking deflation? i dont know how to tell you this, but your gay
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Mar 9, 2015 02:32
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