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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Not a loving POS made by apple.

And a gold laptop? Oh boy, it's 4 mm slimmer than the other one.

Apple sucks. Most of us know this but if you don't then you suck, too.

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A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
Shut up you stupid piece of poo poo

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
here is all my money as long as i'm getting something with a stupid loving fruit on it

you'd have to be a fruit to buy their stupid poo poo

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
gently caress you. I'll shove your apple products up your rear end.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Steve Jobs was a self maid college dropout.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Steve Jobs was a self maid college dropout.

the best thing jobs ever did was give $$$ to pixar.

arguably the only good thing

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Steve Jobs was a self maid college dropout.

ya back when you could make a legitimate business coding some basic-rear end lines of code and selling floppies of random calculators and poo poo, good luck being a college dropout nowadays *designs "Yo", gets millions of VC cash*

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Shut up you stupid piece of poo poo

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Apple watch is ugly.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Apple products are overpriced??!?!

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Shut up you stupid piece of poo poo

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Steve Jobs was a self maid college dropout.
the college dropout part anyway

wozniak was there though

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

i dont know why anyone would be mad about the watch when apple is doing everyone a favor by allowing fuckboys to marks themselves as such.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

What do you do when the battery dies on your now obsolete $10k gimmick watch after a couple years?

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Might as well buy the apple watch if you're going to waste your money on a rolex.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Can I eat the apple watch?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

get on my level:

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
rolex are ugly as poo poo, the apple watch in gold is pretty ugly but it isn't rolex ugly. I don't see why rich people moving from one ugly status symbol to another is a bad thing

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

fyodor posted:

get on my level:



Patek Phillipe. If I robbed a bank I might be able to buy one with all the money I stole.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

fyodor posted:

get on my level:



at least a rolex will tell people you own that you are rich, this is just ugly and only other people who really are into watches will know you spent $200k on it

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Next years apple watch edition edition ups the ante by introducing a solid sapphire watchcase

For reference, this stupid thing is $2 million

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

error1 posted:

Next years apple watch edition edition ups the ante by introducing a solid sapphire watchcase

For reference, this stupid thing is $2 million


the watch in my previous post sold for $11m lol

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


that is a loving cool watch

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

error1 posted:

Next years apple watch edition edition ups the ante by introducing a solid sapphire watchcase

For reference, this stupid thing is $2 million


from a mechanical standpoint that's really cool. not very practical though

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Lol at the poors itt

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

error1 posted:

Next years apple watch edition edition ups the ante by introducing a solid sapphire watchcase

For reference, this stupid thing is $2 million


eat the rich

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Alright who wants to make solid gold cases for the watch and sell them to stupid rich people?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Bourgeois

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPWxvFjl4xQ

Henry Graves almost threw this thing in a lake in 1936 because he thought it was cursed.
A couple months after receiving the completed pocket watch his best friend died, then two of his sons died.

Late last year it sold at auction for $24 million to an anonymous bidder :psyduck:
I wonder who it will kill next!

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
i just look at my phone hehe, it has a clock on it. can you believe this stuff?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


error1 posted:

Next years apple watch edition edition ups the ante by introducing a solid sapphire watchcase

For reference, this stupid thing is $2 million


Thirding/fourthing that this is really loving cool.

It's like a super expensive version of a cheap 90s clear plastic watch and I appreciate that. Maybe not $2million appreciate though.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

fyodor posted:

get on my level:



Get that hunk of crap outta my face you second-tier scrub!

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
Watches are the only jewelry dudes really indulge in, but any non-digital watch can at least appreciate/be repaired/will not be obviously out of date because mechanical wristwatches are anachronistic status-symbols anyway.

If I get a smart watch I want it to be beautifully pointless like this http://www.ablogtowatch.com/hotblack-smartwatch-displays-soccer-match-scores-analog-display/

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Zeroisanumber posted:

Get that hunk of crap outta my face you second-tier scrub!



It's like the watchmaker decided to add a bunch of "apps" to his watch face.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

p ut a stock ticker on my watch please so i can trick girls into thinking im rich

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

the best thing jobs ever did was give $$$ to pixar.

arguably the only good thing

he died

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
lol my stock has gone up 300% poor-decision goon who hates aapl u wudnt get that tho wud u faggo?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
some retard will buy it

and i'll steal it from them if I get the chance

gay skull
Oct 24, 2004


Waltzing Along posted:


And a gold laptop? Oh boy, it's 4 mm slimmer than the other one.

It doesn't even have USB ports lmao

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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
OMG your phone is a MacIntosh????

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