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I like to lay on the carpet and pretend I'm dead so the dog freaks out. Also, one time I hid under the bed and grabbed his paws and started screaming. lol what a loving idiot he didn't even see it coming.
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beat it savagely with some kind of stick
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Mar 10, 2015 00:57
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Talk through a wrapping paper tube at them
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Mar 10, 2015 00:58
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hemophilia posted:beat it savagely with some kind of stick Stupid bitch.
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Mar 10, 2015 00:59
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hide behind a corner and scare them as they walk around.
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Mar 10, 2015 00:59
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My cat freaks out every time I close the bathroom door You know EXACTLY what I'm doing in there, cat
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Mar 10, 2015 01:00
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My sister's dog once ate all of my mom's adderall and ambien. It was purdy scurred
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Mar 10, 2015 01:03
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one time my dog farted so loud she woke herself up and then barked at her own butt
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Mar 10, 2015 01:05
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I don't scare my dogs because I love them and they are better and more precious than human children. Confusing them and laughing at their inferior intellects is another matter entirely, however.
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Mar 10, 2015 01:07
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Nigmaetcetera posted:My sister's dog once ate all of my mom's adderall and ambien. It was purdy scurred The first time I took ONE 10mg ambien pill I saw dinosaur shadows when my eyes were open and THE loving DEVIL HIMSELF when they were closed, so I can imagine what kind of crazy rear end poo poo that dog was seeing. Nowadays I mostly just see Death. e: oh, and clowns on fire
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Mar 10, 2015 01:08
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i don't own a dog but i like to scare other ppls dogs while the cat watches
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Mar 10, 2015 01:09
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just gonna be a dissenting voice here and say u should always be nice to your dog. it loves you and will always b your loyal friend. than,s.
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Mar 10, 2015 01:16
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I taught my dog the concept of mortality. Now all it does is stare at the wall clock with a horrified expression.
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Mar 10, 2015 01:17
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 a good dog
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girth brooks part 2 posted:I taught my dog the concept of mortality. Now all it does is stare at the wall clock with a horrified expression. Pretty sweet post/avatar text combo there, bro.
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Mar 10, 2015 01:22
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amityville anus posted:Talk through a wrapping paper tube at them You monster
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Mar 10, 2015 01:24
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Who's a good doggie? Who's a good boy? Seriously, who's a good dog. It's certainly not you, you lazy rear end. I've been gone all day and there are still dishes in the sink, the trash isn't taken out and you didn't even bother to refill the cat's water dish. Didn't you ever think she might be thirsty, you ingrate?
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Mar 10, 2015 01:26
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amityville anus posted:Talk through a wrapping paper tube at them
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Mar 10, 2015 01:29
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I scared my dog and now he's dead, don't let this be you
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Mar 10, 2015 01:31
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Insult your dog but in a really happy voice
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Mar 10, 2015 01:31
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Insult your dog but in a really happy voice done
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Mar 10, 2015 01:32
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One of my ex gf's years ago adopted what turned out to be a pitbull puppy and he once happily woke me up by bringing my cell phone which he'd bitten entirely though and setting it on my face
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Mar 10, 2015 01:34
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Dogs so stupid they all scared of teh vacuum
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My parents' retarded labrador was an extremely warm, goofy and happy dog with a pet peeve: he hated being poked with a finger while the finger-bearer made buzzing noises. If you did it while he was asleep he'd jump up as if he'd been attacked by a python. If you did it while he was awake he'd do the low, very serious and convincing labrador growl while staring you the gently caress down. That was just fronting though. He didn't have a mean or bitey bone in his entire body. You could continue to "buzz" him without fearing for your life or fingers. Eventually he'd figure out the game was up and his mean dog act wasn't loving working, and he'd dash off like hell was on his heels. It was insanely cute. I always felt mean-spirited taking advantage of his mellowness like that, after all the mellowness was due to an early bout with testicular cancer and thus a need to neuter him earlier than usual; but it was too funny and cute to resist. That dog was loving HUGE too. He topped out at 140 and wasn't even morbidly obese like a lot of old labs you see.
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Insult your dog but in a really happy voice http://youtu.be/l2s8x5XhCGA
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sometimes i scare my pug by farting really loud and he jumps up looking all horrified and then he gets real close to my butt and sniffs it and then sneezes. every time. that's the extent of my dog scaring because he's a good boy and you should always treat your good dogs with love and respect.
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Mar 10, 2015 14:59
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my dog freaks out when i make the fart sound with my hands. so i do it a lot. sue me.
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Mar 10, 2015 15:02
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my dog is asleep on my legs right now. I could probably scare the poo poo out of her but then she might not sleep on my legs in the future 
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Mar 10, 2015 15:05
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i like to stand perfectly still across the room from my dog until he gets excited
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Mar 10, 2015 15:06
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hemophilia posted:beat it savagely with some kind of stick me too lol. good things animals can't cry
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Mar 10, 2015 15:06
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I think my dog is too stupid to get scared right now, but she seems pretty trainable. What should I train my dog to be scared of?
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Mar 10, 2015 15:08
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My mom's dog gets really excited when I visit. He's a huge dog and dumb as gently caress, so I'll just loving tackle him and try to pin him. He's not the biggest fan.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I think my dog is too stupid to get scared right now, but she seems pretty trainable. What should I train my dog to be scared of? black people, duh
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Mar 10, 2015 15:08
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Neuter all dogs and laugh at the genocide
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bonestructure posted:one time my dog farted so loud she woke herself up and then barked at her own butt
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Mar 10, 2015 15:14
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My dogs outnumber me and know where I sleep. I live in fear.
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Mar 10, 2015 15:19
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if you own a dog you should put up a lifesize poster of a guy a good spot is in the shadow behind a door
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Mar 10, 2015 15:25
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I have a wrought iron lattice that hangs from my living room ceiling and is studded with rubber spiders. It's hooked up to a trip wire that once triggered by an unwary dog sends it crashing down where metal studs stop it 2 feet off the ground- the perfect height for the rubber spiders to graze the dogs back. I don't own a dog but in theory I could scare the bejebus out of one if it wanders into my house.
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:Who's a good doggie? Who's a good boy? Seriously, who's a good dog. It's certainly not you, you lazy rear end. I've been gone all day and there are still dishes in the sink, the trash isn't taken out and you didn't even bother to refill the cat's water dish. Didn't you ever think she might be thirsty, you ingrate? I ask you, how was your dog supposed to do these chores without opposable thumbs? I understand you work long hours and that must be very frustrating, but you shouldn't take it out on a pet that offers its love so freely.
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can dogs see themselves in a mirror? my dog can't, or doesn't give a gently caress. i can't tell which.
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