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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
elevator and caressed my butt while whispering a forums meme into my ear -- that poo poo was A+

The way you did it right before the doors opened and then blended with the crowd so I couldn't tell which person spoke was just amazing.

And what you whispered was classic goon: "I'm gay."

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Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



It's because you farted.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I think that was just a gay man feeling you up.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

A misanthrope posted:

elevator and caressed my butt while whispering a forums meme into my ear -- that poo poo was A+

The way you did it right before the doors opened and then blended with the crowd so I couldn't tell which person spoke was just amazing.

And what you whispered was classic goon: "I'm gay."

it was actually all of us, OP

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
browsing the forums on an elevator doesn't really sound like a good forums experience to me

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
Faraday Cage's really mess with the wifi signal

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
Missed an opportunity to reference STAIRS in that escalator.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Pawn 17 posted:

I think that was just a gay man feeling you up.

no the odds of meeting a goon on a random elevator are much greater than the chances that someone would find me attractive

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

it was actually all of us, OP

thnks guys :) :love:

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

browsing the forums on an elevator doesn't really sound like a good forums experience to me

i like to post goatse and then show people around me

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Manifest posted:

Missed an opportunity to reference STAIRS in that escalator.

Well I'm sure they met up in the stairwell later, so

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Manifest posted:

Missed an opportunity to reference STAIRS in that escalator.

*looks around at other escalator riders and grins*

"we're all protected, right guys? lulz"

*everyone avoids eye contact*

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
How desperate are you for human contact that you make up stories?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Hobohemian posted:

How desperate are you for human contact that you make up stories?

lol good ol hobohemian classic hobohemian saltiness

i love you guys :)

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
hobohemian used to be my forums nemesis but he's kind of cooled it. probably because i stopped posted pictures of my guns (I actually sold those ak's hobohemian <3) )

8====D~~

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Thats a pretty small nutsack in comparison to the shaft and penal head.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

A misanthrope posted:

elevator and caressed my butt while whispering a forums meme into my ear -- that poo poo was A+

The way you did it right before the doors opened and then blended with the crowd so I couldn't tell which person spoke was just amazing.

And what you whispered was classic goon: "I'm gay."
Hot. :fap: Can we hope for a sequel?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
This happened to me at a rest stop bathroom.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Secks Cauldron posted:

Hot. :fap: Can we hope for a sequel?

if im gonna find him ive got to go over the elevator security tapes closely like i'm trying to pinpoint a covert exchange of state secrets in a spy movie

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Inevitable posted:

This happened to me at a rest stop bathroom.

is your pant leg sticky too? mine is kinda sticky in one spot for some reason

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
a/s/l?

for you and the human being

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Lol as if you left your house lmao lol

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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MVP posted:

a/s/l?

for you and the human being

me: 62/variable/lurking in random elevators

mystery human being: ??

toggle posted:

Lol as if you left your house lmao lol

shh this is my fantasy shutup

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

A misanthrope posted:

is your pant leg sticky too? mine is kinda sticky in one spot for some reason

Naw, I came in his mouth.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
lol u pregant

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

A misanthrope posted:

*looks around at other escalator riders and grins*

"we're all protected, right guys? lulz"

*everyone avoids eye contact*

That's how I imagine it going down.


raditts posted:

Well I'm sure they met up in the stairwell later, so

Speaking of...
:vince:

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i was on the forums at subway the other day and the guy behind me in line kind of snorted and im not sure if it's cuz he saw me on the forums or just whatever but i got self conscious and put my phone away

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im the random goon stranger in the op

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

A misanthrope posted:

elevator and caressed my butt while whispering a forums meme into my ear -- that poo poo was A+

The way you did it right before the doors opened and then blended with the crowd so I couldn't tell which person spoke was just amazing.

And what you whispered was classic goon: "I'm gay."

umm..that was actually a gay guy hitting on you

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
im happy you enjoyed it op

btw i am gay

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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TEAYCHES posted:

im the random goon stranger in the op

Broenheim posted:

im happy you enjoyed it op

btw i am gay

wAAAAHHH??? it was both of you?!

we totally touched souls guys. have my gay babies

Inevitable posted:

Naw, I came in his mouth.

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