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step one take the wad of toilet paper, make sure so its thick enough so your finger accidentally doesnt pierce an smash into your moist brown rear end in a top hat step two using your finger as a sort of "tent pole" approach the rear end in a top hat with the wad step three insert wad into rear end in a top hat, use finger to scrape the inside of rear end in a top hat for maximal poop collection bonus step? dip a clean wad into the toilett water and use the moist toilet paper to clean any caked on dried turd residue if all those dont work simply wet your hand and wipe as if it was a toilet paper. its quite a refreshing feeling to do all the cleaning yourself
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suck my balls, op!
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Mar 11, 2015 13:50
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Mar 11, 2015 13:52
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is this real or a photoshop
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Mar 11, 2015 13:54
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I'm taking a big runny dump right now OP thanks !
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Mar 11, 2015 13:56
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killaer posted:step one take the wad of toilet paper, make sure so its thick enough so your finger accidentally doesnt pierce an smash into your moist brown rear end in a top hat this seems like too much work, I will just continue to use a hand towel ductaped to a yard stick tyvm
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Mar 11, 2015 14:08
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What a coincidence, I'm wiping my rear end right now Hang on I got some poo poo on my phon
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Mar 11, 2015 14:19
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I am dead serious
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Mar 11, 2015 14:21
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Damnit the poo poo got into my post
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Mar 11, 2015 14:22
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Prolapse your anus so you can effectively wipe.
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Mar 11, 2015 14:28
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I actually suggest taking off all your clothes when taking a poo poo. I am completely naked and vulnerable right now yet feel indestructible on my porcelain seat.
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Mar 11, 2015 14:30
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It's bad for environment to use TP. I'd implore everyone to just take a bath each morning. 1. Go Poop 2. Fill bathtub 3. Take bath 4. Shake yourself dry To save water you can skip step 2 usually, just change the water out when tubs about to overflow. HTH
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Mar 11, 2015 14:34
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If this was the OP i would have 5'ved. Thank you for picking up the slack.
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Mar 11, 2015 14:40
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This wasn't the entirety of the OP so gently caress this thread.
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Mar 11, 2015 14:41
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I keep putting the drat poop back up my drat rear end, what kind of poo poo body keeps putting its insides on the outside? gently caress my drat body! poo poo needs to stay where it belongs, keep trying to shove my drat organs back up there but they keep slippin' out, my drat dookie organ!!
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Mar 11, 2015 14:41
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help I keep wiping the screen of my computer but the op is there here!! I've tried wiping sitting and standing
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Mar 11, 2015 14:42
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OP I need your advice. this is the fourth poop I've taken in the last hour. I don't know if its the carne asada and 6 pack I had for dinner or what but my rear end in a top hat is in pain. conventional wiping methods hurt too much.
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Mar 11, 2015 14:44
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Hobohemian posted:If this was the OP i would have 5'ved. Thank you for picking up the slack. Captain Candiru posted:This wasn't the entirety of the OP so gently caress this thread. 
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Mar 11, 2015 14:44
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:OP I need your advice. this is the fourth poop I've taken in the last hour. I don't know if its the carne asada and 6 pack I had for dinner or what but my rear end in a top hat is in pain. conventional wiping methods hurt too much. Use the carpet attachment to your normal vacuum cleaner and literally suck the poop away! A high school science teacher found this one easy trick that toilet paper companies HATE!
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Mar 11, 2015 15:27
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Pooping as i post so thanks op
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Mar 11, 2015 15:30
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Wild T posted:Use the carpet attachment to your normal vacuum cleaner and literally suck the poop away! A high school science teacher found this one easy trick that toilet paper companies HATE! My laptop is at 14% and I'm afraid I won't make it through the article before it dies. I'm thinking Ill just diarrhea in the shower.
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Tired of wiping your rear end and being bored? The trick is to wait till there is a turd about half way out your rear end in a top hat then standup and squish your buttcheecks together really hard and really squish that sucker around. Turns wiping your rear end from a tedious drag into a fun minigame with an achievement at the end.
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