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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i just ate half of one and i feel like i'm gonna go into a diabetic coma

i bet there's someone who eats this every day

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
stop eating pizza and go the gym and drink a glass of water and achieve gains and rape women

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
no don't rape

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i only want to rape the guy in my avatar

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

gnarlyhotep posted:

no don't rape

beta found

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

gnarlyhotep posted:

no don't rape

look at this guy, this "mod", who wants the OP to die a virgin

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
those are gross don't eat them imo

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
Yeah it kinda sucks when a restaurant fucks up and offers you more food as an apology because I appreciate the act but I don't really want more food so now you've basically just wasted two things

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

gnarlyhotep posted:

no don't rape

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i think i'm gonna throw up

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

Yeah it kinda sucks when a restaurant fucks up and offers you more food as an apology because I appreciate the act but I don't really want more food so now you've basically just wasted two things

your parents wasted 18 years of their life raising you

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




'TM'

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Nefarious posted:

your parents wasted 18 years of their life raising you

dang dude y

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Nefarious posted:

your parents wasted 18 years of their life raising you

haha as if he isnt 30 and still in the basement

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I just looked it up and those cakes are 350 Calories apiece. That's actually a lot lower than what I thought they'd be so I'm going to start eating them every day now. I'll update you when they have to amputate my foot

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
the pro lava cake lobby is really dogpiling here guys can someone call a mod

secular woods sex
Aug 1, 2000
I dispense wisdom by the gallon.
I used to deliver for Dominos and nothing was sadder than my weekly delivery of two large pizzas and two 2 liters of Coke to a man with weeping diabetes sores on his legs

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
what is wrong with a hot chocolate lava flow into your mouth

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i hope i never get so mentally hosed up that i'll turn my nose up at a free lava cake

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Hotdog In A Hallway posted:

I used to deliver for Dominos and nothing was sadder than my weekly delivery of two large pizzas and two 2 liters of Coke to a man with weeping diabetes sores on his legs

oof

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Aralan posted:

I just looked it up and those cakes are 350 Calories apiece. That's actually a lot lower than what I thought they'd be so I'm going to start eating them every day now. I'll update you when they have to amputate my foot

you murdered that fat man

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
push the spoon through the top of the lava cake, see the brownish goo oozing out. look at the cake; now you know what your butthole will look like for the next 12 hours after eating dominos.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
if you don't want to eat the lava cake just gently caress it

jesus christ, you people

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Don't just stare at it! Eat it!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





i have to roll my body strategically to push the blood through the rest of my circulatory system

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

social vegan posted:



i have to roll my body strategically to push the blood through the rest of my circulatory system

I would not eat this particular lava cake
sorry dominos

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Post about it on luelinks, op

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
For real though, how much are GBS posters getting paid to advertise for Dominos? I'm not mad I just want in on this.

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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heh

FordPRefectLL posted:

i only want to rape the guy in my avatar

what about naoto from your past avatar

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
op did you get a hankering for dominos because of that other trhead, or is this just a coincidence

inquiring minds want to know

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

what if the cake had real, actual lava in it what then??

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Big Beef City posted:

what if the cake had real, actual lava in it what then??

it probably wouldn't have ever made it into OPs mouth because it would burn through the delivery guys car

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Big Beef City posted:

what if the cake had real, actual lava in it what then??

As a dragonkin I would be seriously down for that

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Dr Cheeto posted:

As a dragonkin I would be seriously down for that

I'm an Ice Dragon, though. Can I just get an ice cream with gold flakes?

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

RideTheSpiral posted:

you murdered that fat man

You quoted the wrong person, a crime worse than murder.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

social vegan posted:



i have to roll my body strategically to push the blood through the rest of my circulatory system

I can't stop looking at this and imagining taking a bite of this thing. Chocolate with eggs and sausage? :barf:

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

circ dick soleil posted:

You quoted the wrong person, a crime worse than murder.

drat son im killing myself as I post

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

I can't stop looking at this and imagining taking a bite of this thing. Chocolate with eggs and sausage? :barf:

i'd eat this for sure, if i was getting something cool in return like a chia pet (pre-sprouted) or a dead veteran's folded flag from his funeral

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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Bluemillion posted:

For real though, how much are GBS posters getting paid to advertise for Dominos? I'm not mad I just want in on this.
I get a coupon for a free lava cake with a twenty dollar order for every shill post I make

Edit: I'm not sure if this post is going to get me a coupon though

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