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she said "ok but can we still hook up" things never work out for me like this so im telling an internet forum
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just date your sister.
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Mar 12, 2015 02:12
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I totally didnt see the "friend" part and got some weirdly erotic feelings in my loins
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Mar 12, 2015 02:12
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spotix55 posted:just date your sister. no that would be bad for lots of reasons thanks for the serious advice tho
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Mar 12, 2015 02:16
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Redkist posted:she said "ok but can we still hook up" things never work out for me like this so im telling an internet forum Noice. What's she look like?
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Mar 12, 2015 02:18
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"yes we can hook up" and set up a date with her.. get a friend who is not you to pretend hes you, then murder him, effectively faking your own death. you will not have to go on a date and if people think you're really dead and you stay in hiding they will not blame you for it.
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Mar 12, 2015 02:18
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I'll be her boyfriend, op.
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Mar 12, 2015 02:19
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a hole-y ghost posted:"yes we can hook up" and set up a date with her.. get a friend who is not you to pretend hes you, then murder him, effectively faking your own death. you will not have to go on a date and if people think you're really dead and you stay in hiding they will not blame you for it. pro strat imo
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Mar 12, 2015 02:26
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Redkist, one day you'll be an old man who only gets to gently caress other old people think about it
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Mar 12, 2015 02:26
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*sitting alone in a dilapidated house , chair next to an open window while a snow drift starts to cover your legs and you're old to do anything about it* "Sure glad I didn't gently caress all those people"
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Mar 12, 2015 02:34
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what are you talkin about
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Mar 12, 2015 02:35
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it means get that delicious non geriatric pussy while you can
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Mar 12, 2015 02:41
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you fags, i am wtf are u seriously paraphrasing the gently caress a lotta women grandpa from little mis sunshine right now
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Mar 12, 2015 02:42
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Redkist posted:what are you talkin about Redkist, do you ever go out to the ballfield?
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Mar 12, 2015 02:42
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Redkist posted:you fags, i am it's not like he's the first old guy in history to give that advice to a youngster
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Mar 12, 2015 02:43
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Why wasn't she girl friend material, op
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Mar 12, 2015 02:43
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fair enough op gj on holding it down without being held down
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Mar 12, 2015 02:44
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Redkist, do you ever regret spending years of your life to obtain government fiat currency, or regret supporting its use and distribution?
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Mar 12, 2015 02:47
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Whats his name
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Mar 12, 2015 02:48
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Redkist posted:you fags, i am the only thing I remember from that movie is that the teenager was color blind and couldn't fly jets so he had a hissyfit. still it's good advice. Like, don't be misleading or a lusty dickhead but don't be like "these things always end badly so no"
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Mar 12, 2015 02:53
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"all we do is count money and get sweet dick sucks." -meyhem lauren really makes u think, op
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Mar 12, 2015 02:53
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*wets lips* lusty dickhead
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Digital Fingers posted:the only thing I remember from that movie is that the teenager was color blind and couldn't fly jets so he had a hissyfit. yeah i legit am following your advice tho. im not misleading her, i told her yo i dont wanna date you and she said can we still hook up and i said yeah. win win. she's a crazy lay too, a little too violent if anything. im never a lusty dickhead. being able to not be the "too horny one" almost always goes well for me cuz girls are insatiable man.
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super macho dude posted:"all we do is count money and get sweet dick sucks." -meyhem lauren im not big on that fat rap guy which is a shame cuz big pun, biggie, raekwon and all the fat bay area and houston rap guys are cool in my book
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Mar 12, 2015 03:09
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i wish i could have sex
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Mar 12, 2015 03:15
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Enfield posted:i wish i could have sex back to your cave!
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Mar 12, 2015 03:17
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Redkist posted:yeah i legit am following your advice tho. im not misleading her, i told her yo i dont wanna date you and she said can we still hook up and i said yeah. win win. she's a crazy lay too, a little too violent if anything. Tell me about the violence she inflicts on your generals
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Mar 12, 2015 03:18
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I'll be your boyfriend OP
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Mar 12, 2015 03:19
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:Whats his name ops should be required to include in their first post what his name was
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Mar 12, 2015 03:19
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i don't wanna be the person that reads your posts cuz they're bad
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Mar 12, 2015 03:21
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tell us more about this female aggressively pursuing a pubemashing sesh w u op
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Mar 12, 2015 03:51
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Redkist posted:im not big on that fat rap guy which is a shame cuz big pun, biggie, raekwon and all the fat bay area and houston rap guys are cool in my book put down the bong, friend.
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Mar 12, 2015 03:55
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congrats op, you life basically my dream
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Mar 12, 2015 03:57
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circ dick soleil posted:put down the bong, friend. i don't smoke fuckboy
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Mar 12, 2015 04:10
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she scratched me up a bit what were you guys expecting like genital mutilation from my offhanded comment?
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Mar 12, 2015 04:11
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I was expecting something that actually happened
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Mar 12, 2015 04:11
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if this is a "fantastical story" to you lmao about ur life
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Mar 12, 2015 04:12
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Woah boys looks like we have a "sexhaver" here!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 12, 2015 04:13
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Hope your sister is out of high school, OP.
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McDowell posted:Hope your sister is out of high school, OP. no but its cool, she's 26
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